What I heard is something a man never wants to hear - the screams of his own blood born son, shrieking as an enraged gator ripped off his testicles and ate them whole. The poor boy had no chance, cowering over as the floor covered in crotch blood, his entire life purpose made null and void by the liberal marxist neighbors in our complex.
This thing had clearly been trained in the art of testicle removal by the sickening homosexuals in the apartment next door, ready to destroy a patriotic Christian family from within.
Me and the other grandmas in my Thursday knitting circle have been talking about this. We agree we should be hanging them high as a warning to the Muslim hoards and other degenerate queer liberals hellbent on destroying our god given rights to American freedom.
18 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-11
If you find yourself comparing politics to sex you should neck yourself, because you're clearly doing both wrong.
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1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-12-11
no u.
1 JayBaumanManhole 2018-12-11
When did all of these Boomers migrate to Reddit? These memes are fucking sloppy.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2018-12-11
My conspiracy theory is places like /r/the_donald kept getting promoted to the Fox News audience and after the 2016 election they swarmed the place.
It went from /pol/-tier memes that occasionally elicited a chuckle to Boomer central in the span of a couple months.
1 bajhuj123 2018-12-11
Attacked by a Prolapsing Alligator of Liberal Hate: A HELLISH Thanksgiving thanks to the Obama Loving Gay Cretins Next Door!
The absolute state of political discourse at the end of current year smh.
1 MagicMikeSnipingYou 2018-12-11
That's some good shit 👌
1 bajhuj123 2018-12-11
My favourite part is
1 kermit_was_right 2018-12-11
Jesus, that's fucking retarded.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-11
The right can't meme.
1 Bovolt 2018-12-11
there's only 917 hate groups in the United States. I challenge you to make this number GO UP TO TEN THOUSAND BY THE END OF THE YEAR WE NEED ORGANIZED HARASSMENT COMMITTEE EVERY TOWN UNTIL HERE FROM DEATH TO THE END OF THE NATION... ENDLESS SUFFERING AND DEATH FOR EVERY SINGLE HU
I can get behind this tbh.
1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-11
what the fuck
1 yamabikos 2018-12-11
lol well i guess you need something to offset all the leftist subs
1 DespisedByWomen 2018-12-11
My fucking sides this cant be real
1 Child_downloader 2018-12-11
It isn't
1 Curlgradphi 2018-12-11
This is a data graph of me, hacking the DNC email system into becoming an international weapon of fame - destroying satellites come crashing to earth leaving little more than a shell of the gay rape that fills your bodily orifices with shame
1 skivian 2018-12-11
How fucking dare you make me look at these trash tier memes with my own eyes.
1 MG87 2018-12-11
Lol it's one sad old guy
1 confusedblues 2018-12-11
The title of this submission is: "LOL comedy GOLD <3 <3"
https://i.redd.it/vn5jvm4nkg321.jpg
Kill me.