You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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Pence looks like he wants to end it all

mother made him put the big plug in today and is remotely hitting him with some serious ball torture shocks. there would have been hell to pay if he showed emotion.

He can't even bother to unbutton his coat when he's sitting, so he's got a little tie penis poking out.

mfw they told me Trump would be assassinated within a month

cue Curbed Your Enthusiasm soundtrack

dreaming of that sweet release

Trump is literally on the edge of his seat with his trademark comically long tie, probably color-coded blue in a hilariously transparent 69D Russian roulette move to try to curry subconscious favor from the Dems for his traditional word salad speech while Pence is so far into his chair and trying to stay as still as possible that you'd think he was trying to turn into it, jesus fucking christ.

It is so unbelievably unreal and ridiculous that this, THIS is the state of the supreme superpower's government.

Pence looks like he's trying to hide from a T.Rex.

Holy shit, you aren't kidding. That face is pure misery.

"I was told that i could fry some gays"

It never even began for pencils.

Drunk boomers talking politics at the Christmas party

Drunk boomers talking politics at the Christmas party

It does have that warm "family politely fighting about politics" feeling.

Fuck the Republicans. Fuck the South. Fuck the flyover states. Fuck a third of Maine. 2/3rds Nebraska. Fuck Alaska. Fuck the coal miners. Fuck the scared old people. Fuck 60% of white people. Fuck the non-voters. Fuck the electoral system that produces minority elected presidents. Fuck the NRA. Fuck the Federalist Society. Fuck the Heritage Foundation. Fuck Reagan's rotting corpse. Fuck Newt Gingrich who solidified this bull shit. Fuck Nixon for everything. Fuck Goldwater. Fuck Roger Ailes and Fox News. Fuck the rich assholes who fund all this. Fuck Evangelical Christians. Fuck pro-life Catholics. Fuck 3rd generation immigrants who vote for anti-immigration policies without a hint of irony. Fuck the Mormons. Fuck turtle man. Fuck his corrupt-ass wife. Fuck everyone who will be on the wrong side of history. Fuck the two illegitimate supreme court members now. Fuck the other 3 asshats on their too. Fuck Pence. Fuck the Kochs.

Vote with the intensity and anger one brings into war. Take every opportunity to make these assholes scared.

Imagine being the unironic person that made this

Fascist here. We talk to incels while you do not. Whether you are willing to admit it or not, incels are an inevitable product of our modern liberal society, and your distaste and even hatred for them has forced them to the only people who are willing to listen to them, which is the far right. Even the far left, which claims to be so open to the disenfranchised and oppressed, will sneer at them (even though many are themselves incels in denial, which fosters a bitterness within them).

You can whine all you want, but until you adjust your attitude, they'll always end up reinforcing us. And given how hysterical and smug modern liberals are, I don't see that changing any time soon. You better get used to losing.

Die Eier Von Satan

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch Ein halbes Pfund Butter Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker Ein halbes Pfund Mehl Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse Ein wenig extra Staubzucker ... und keine Eier

In eine Schüssel geben Butter einrühren Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen Im Staubzucker walzen und Sagt die Zauberwörter Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und Keine Eier ..

keine eier?

It’s too evil to explain

Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda. Hm? You think you're cool, right? Hm? Hm? When you kicked out people out of the house. I tell you this, one of three Americans is dying out of cancer. You know? Asshole. You're gonna be one of those.

I didn't have the courage to kick your ass directly. Don't have enough courage for that. I could, you know? You know you're gonna have another accident? You know I'm involved with black magic? Fuck you. Die. Bastard. You think you're so cool, hm? Asshole.

And if I ever see your fucking face around, in Europe or Italy. Well, I’ll - that time I'm gonna kick your ass. Fuck you. Fucking Americans. Yankee. You're gonna die outta cancer, I promise. Deep pain. No one does what you did to me. You wanna know something? Fuck you. I want your balls mashed. Eat shit. Bastard.

Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana. I hope somebody in your family dies soon. Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai. A sucare cazzi su un aereo.

Use your black magic to make his asshole constantly itch.

> no emojis

Non-authentic ed post detected. 😂😂😂

RIP pal

Gone too soon RIP

Imagine being the unironic person that wrote either of these

Even the far left, which claims to be so open to the disenfranchised and oppressed, will sneer at them (even though many are themselves incels in denial, which fosters a bitterness within them).

This, but completely and utterly unironic

Sir, this is an Arby's.

This but unironically.

mama mia 👌👌👌

😋😋😋

transcript

TRUMP: If I needed the votes for the wall in the House, I would have them in one session; it would be done.

PELOSI: Well, then go do it. Go do it. Do you you fucking pussy.

More like Pelosi:"Let's not discuss this in front of the children". Nice spin though.

Yikes.

Oh look a TDcel!

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.. I mean, she literally said that. How is that spin when she said, "Well do it then."??

Let's not discuss this before others.

Yeah, even she didn't want to call the prez Ignorant and an Idiot on live tv. Man, that fucking meeting was brutal, never would I have thought the President of the United States would be completely humiliated and made to look like a weak bitch on national tv.

Again, let's not discuss this before the public.

I am going to ignore you like the big swinging dick POTUS.

You could have, but you didn't. Instead you wanted to discuss things in front of others that are best left behind doors. I hope you learned your lesson Mr. Trump.

I'm going to stomp out of this office and throw my papers around in a crybaby huff! Now, get me my twos coops and show me a video of a crying mexican child in a cage.

Well, then go do it. Go do it. Do it faggot.

Based Pelosi!

Name me one other president that would tell Jew rat Chuck Jewmer to fuck off so Alpha-like to his face

protip: you cant

Lyndon Johnson liked to do his politics by "accidentally" giving his opposition a peek at his monster dong. But yeah Daddy is a alpha too.

"accidentally"

Daddy didn't need to "accidentally" let them peak at his monster dong; they just let him do it.

He's being serious. LBJ would whip it out to show them who was the big dick in the room.

pence is a cuck for the jews which is even worse since he had a choice and wasn't hatched a slimy demon

You forgot the parenthesis to highlight that hes a jew.

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I love how he's just saying "we're already building The Wall, and in areas where The Wall is built immigration has dropped 60, 70, 95, a lot of people are saying 99%."

Fuck it -- if you can believe, you can achieve.

What the fuck is wrong with this man holy shit.

He knows there is literally nothing he can say that his base will not believe, as long as it’s what they want to hear. Doesn’t matter how obviously bullshit it is, as long as he continues to pay lip service to his retarded base they’ll always have his back.

Boomeritis, that’s what

I just.

Jesus Christ with the amount of numbers he pulls out of his ass he could be a random number generator.

We laugh but that sort of confidence is how guys that look like him get laid. At a certain point people will let some of your lies go through.

Every woman Trump ever fucked was a brainless thot, no thanks. If I wanted meaningless sex with stupid and pretty thots I could pay for that, don't have to go around lying constantly until somebody stupid decides its hot.

I mean, I'm sort of glad I did all that in my 20s. But if it's still a raison d'etre after 29, you're a waste of space.

Does that make sense?

I would imagine that basically no one would cross over areas with a fortified concrete wall initially, since they'd just go to either side. If the wall were complete though, people would just use really tall ladders.

Also there is no wall. Anywhere. At best there are upgraded sections of the fence. That were actually planned to be put into place well before Trump began acting as president anyway.

Also - you know - if there is a part of the wall being built there are likely a lot of people present in the area. Which would mean it's not an optimal place to cross.

He knows his base is going to believe any number he says.

Never mind the fact that no one would have any way of knowing how many fewer illegal immigrants there are. Or that something like 90% of illegal immigrants entered legally in cars and airplanes and just overstayed rather than sneaking across in the dead of night.

A Republican executive with a Democrat House shuts down and does literally nothing for 2 years. Even though that would plummet dramacoin, that'd unironically be the best thing possible.

Don't worry, Trump will continue to Sperg.

Sperging that makes the left lose their collective shit while nothing actually happens? Oh shit, thanks, I'm way more optimistic than before.

Yeah, the Right lose their shit, the left lose their shit and the centrist get splattered from both sides.

It’s like drama bukkake 😍

You know what, ive realised what feels most cringey here; the way he talks/rambles sounds like hes reading off a teleprompter that supplies 1 new line every 4 minutes, and its just his job to talk about that line without stopping until the next one comes up

Explains why he repeats some sentences word for word, despite having said them seconds prior

He has no wit nor ability to debate. So he just repeats shit over and over in hopes it will win an argument. The new House may just roll over him in everything he does. Pelosi is already making fun of him, Schumer is already mocking him to his face.

That perfect Shit eating troll face grin.

I could not help but laugh over that grin

Nancy’s “really?” Face helps this picture a lot.

She has more of a 'I'm too old for this childish shit' look.

Pence, eyeing her throat, wondering if a murder charge would eventually grant him the sweet release of death.

The look trump is giving him lmfao

Pence's "hello darkness my old friend" face.

For whatever reason the American public grew to dislike prepared speeches, they tend to like "genuine" politicians who just sort of ramble like this in conversational style language. Conversational English is basically a different language than written English, if you've ever transcribed two people talking it comes off as very very awkward on the paper even if it sounds natural listening to it. And a prepared speech being read sounds noticeably different than conversational English.

I honestly don't know *why* we've grown to hate prepared speeches. Somehow America did pretty good for 200 years with intelligent and educated statesmen who prepared and thought out their speeches and arguments in advance. All of the sudden we instead want "genuine" conmen who ramble off idiocy instead.

Whatever.

Obama caught a lot of flak for whatever reason for using a teleprompter. But before the teleprompter, politicians did not just speak unprompted verbal diarrhea. They meticulously memorized the entire speech they were going to give. But that's honestly a pretty bad use of the presidents time, so I don't really get why people hate advancements like this so much. [Literally this is you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqjEGI2jk2)

All them words won't bring your pa back.

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You know, that "genuine vs prepared" bit actually feels incredibly spot on. Gonna be interesting to see how much further this will be taken by Americans

1:43 tremendous amounts of wall snap

Hello,

My girlfriend and me have done dating for 5 month. I thought "This girl is very good," and became of love with her.

Yet even so, on this Monday, I comed home and found she as baked all my beans.

Yes, all. Oh brother.

In my cupboard I store several bag of bean, to make soft and to bake on some days, to have a bit of baked bean on my dinner. Or, heck, a lunch too some days.

But on the Monday I find this girlfriend baked all the beans. I say "Why do you bake my beans", and she say something as "I bakes them good to save time, so I bakes them all now."

I am astonished and full of dissmay. I say "I canfr not eat all the beans", she say she is froze many of the beans so as we can unfrozen the on a later day and eat some at a time.

But, if a bean is froze and unfrozed, the very good and very nice flavor of bean is gone far.

A bean is best if baked fresh as a Sunday Pie. Not to be froze and unfroze!

I told my girfriend I am so sad of this, as to my opinion the baking of the beans and to freeze them has ruin all my beans. She say I am "gone haywire" by my enragement and sad manners.

But I hates what she did to my beans.

On the days before Monday I thought "Will we marry the girlfriend? Well it might be so."

But now I am so sad she baked them beans. I am consider to end our relations and not be the boyfriend and girlfriend any more. But, is my idea wrong? Could my girlfriend make promise to not bake the beans? I do not know what doing to do and how to feel forgiving on her.

What can I do on this situation I said here? (In the text I write above this.)

Thank you.

Oh yes TL;DR - So what I say is my girlfriend bakes all the beans in my house and freeze many of them, so as now most my beans is ruined and has no good flavors. This made me think maybe I breaked up with her? But will I? What can you say to help on me? Thank you.

Edit: They locked up by topic but I ponder if it was the mistake, so, I did message the kindly moderators, so as if you has advices to put on me you could might still do. Thank you for the awards against my topic.

Posts like this is why I do Heroine.

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Yes

"Wall wall wall wall wall wall" is all I heard Trump say

Imagine if Obama were still harping on hope and change three years into his presidency

Wall

Pence is so out of his element.

I don't, he was a horrible Governor and horrible person.

Pretty much failed as a governor.

Guy whose grandkids are all jewish: oy vey shut it down!

Trump: Nancy, we gained in the Senate. Excuse me, did we win the Senate? We won the Senate.

Schumer: When the president brags that he won North Dakota and Indiana, he's in real trouble.

Trump: I did. We did win, North Dakota, and Indiana.

When you are literally to retarded to understand you just got insulted

Only a few steps above falling for "moronssaywwhat".

Fake news. Daddy said Mexico would pay for the wall. Daddy doesn't lie, not even when he chopped down that cherry tree.

Q predicted that the marxist media elites would lie to us about this. Wake up, Sheeple.