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Woke AF

I mean, with a stretch I guess you're right?

Well I'm guessing lawyers were involved, so not really a stretch.

Touche

Creepy Porn President strikes again!! I hope there's a lot of DINDU NUFFIN and REEEEEE to go around with their case.

😴😴😴

ed on the cope this quickly

Based pajeet man

coping for a pornstar

zoz

Sorry hun they are ACTORS 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Ed tries way too hard to be a male feminist. Why does he feel the urge to convince /r/drama that he's not the rapey pajeet we've all grown to love and cherish?

Ed is at the very least American so he's a rapey burger tho.

At least I can't see why he would sperg out about mutt politics on the regular if he isn't one.

He's not even a burger. Pajeet follows our politics for the lulz and memes but that's pretty much it. Try engaging him in conversation about American culture ie. music, books, movies, art, etc. and you'll see what I mean.

They're videographic sexual movie stars you fucking caveman

I love you, Ed.

Edcel white knighting for porn actresses now smh

How many minutes did it take for you to jump in and start sperging after it was submitted?

Ed, who slept with your wife, buddy?

nice sperg, retard.

Why does every time you comment you trigger so many spregs

you trigger so many spregs

👏and👏that's👏a👏good👏thing👏

Reddit: this is how this is bad for Trump.

he pretty much admitted he cheated on his wife with a prostitute that wasnt even that good looking so disregarding his refund how wasnt it a shitshow for daddy?

He’s a billionaire you fucking muppet. His ex-model mail order bride knows the routine.

Never said she didnt but you do realize his base is boomers who screech hysterically about christian morals whenever dicks touch right?

All is forgiven if you stick it to the libruls.

True but every incident pushes him towards breaking-point where he finally breaks down and goes on a incoherent boomer rant in front of cameras and thats what we all want in the end.

Yeah we've been waiting for this for 3 years now. Wake up me up when it finally happens.

This but unironically. Liberals are always pointing out that tarriffs are hurting working class conservatives, not realizing that they're happy to pay money to see liberals screech

Well good thing he never once even was close to admitting he cheated so your entire premise is bullshit.

He claimed it was a "simple business transaction" didnt he?

also

claiming Trump cheating is bullshit

COPE

I never said it was bullshit, I said he never even got close to admitting anything like you idiotically said. Cope with what?

you said my premise was bullshit, my premise is daddy cheated on mommy and now its a shitshow.

he pretty much admitted he cheated on his wife

That's you talking about something that never happened.

😂🐮🥛

COPE

You think hardcore jesustards are his base for a simple reason

You're retarded

implying 99% of evangelicals didnt vote trump

It's over for evangelicels!

implying all people who vote for you are "the base"

No wonder Dems think unemployed queer non-binaries are their base

dude dem trannies lmao

imagine not understanding what base means.

no need to imagine when your did it

they literally all voted for him tho

It was that or Hillary, no shit they all voted for him. I'm sure most of the Bernouts and chapotards held their nose to vote for her in the same vein.

shes literally more christian than he is though

thats the point, they dont actually believe any of the religion shit

If America still made sense you'd be right, but Republicans don't care at all. No one believed Trump wasn't a hooker fucking serial adulterer when they voted for him.

We've just reached a point politically where the individual doesn't matter, which makes sense. It's just about trying to ward off the other side so you can live the way you want.

A Republican will vote for a man like Trump if it means he can be left alone with his family, his guns, and his money.

A Democrat will vote for a woman like Hillary if it means she can have some abortions, successfully divorce, and forcefully transition her 8-year-old son for Facebook likes.

my man

Yeah, that was probably the most accurate description of American politics in [current year] that I've seen to date.

If I wasn't a cheap bastard I'd gold this post.

His real base doesn't give a flying fuck. Which is also why the "grab her by the pussy" bit had no effect.

his base is boomers who screech hysterically about christian morals whenever dicks touch right?

They literally don't care. My family is extremely religious and have already accepted and moved past the knowledge that Trump pays to fuck pornstars. For some reason, they couldn't care less.

allendrio and copeposting: name a more iconic trio

Seattle and daddy counter cope posting: name a more coping duo?

There is not a universe anywhere where Donald Trump would not try to fuck an aging mid-level porn star. This is what he does.

He knows that most of the young, more attractive ones can be rented for like 5-8 k a session, right?

He pays 150k for this bag of leather when he could go fuck something 19 and just as 'famous' for 1/20th the price.

Because neither his wife nor the DDF give a fuck

The ones who do weren't gonna vote for him anyway

a prostitute that wasnt even that good looking once again showcasing his complete lack of taste

This has been acceptable for US presidents since Bill and Monica.

So he paid her $130k to have have ugly sex with her, and now she has to give him $290k in change ?

Now this is gender gap!

I think I finally understand the art of the deal

He really is the greatest businessman of all time

now this is epic

To clarify, for my own sake...

1. We don't know if/how much he paid for fucky fucky.
2. We know he paid $130k for her to not say they make fucky fucky.
3. Now she pays $290k.
4. Supposedly as part of the $130k to not talk about fucky fucky contract being broken she claims $1.6m. This part is not decided, not even sure if its in court.

not even sure if its in court.

Meh, for what is worth Avenatti implied it is in court.

He also said this case would go a lot better.

This but unironically. Dude has a really shady past.

Daddy did beat up his previous wife tho

Paying $130k to a $0.50 truck stop whore so years later you can rail get for over twice the amount.

King Daddy just got checkmate in a game of 5D Parcheesi.

She would have to pay him even more if pursued a lawsuit against her for breaking their NDA.

He really is the greatest businessman of all time

$293,052

That's a lot of girl on girl scenes.

Don't worry, woke reddit and twitter won't waste time making a go fund for her.

Pretty sure she had at least one already.

http://time.com/money/5205869/stormy-daniels-money-raised/

Ultimately raised more than $500k

maybe he'll accept that amount in trade 😏

https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1072593156154232832

Didn't this guy get arrested for rape or something?

Domestic abuse. It was a setup though, his wife walked into his fist.

Surprise, it wasn't his wife. It was his mistress.

But his wife she it wasn't her, so therefore the incident she wasn't there for didn't happen according to his supporters.

I wonder if TMZ purposely said it was his wife ..... because they know people would "helpfully" correct them ...... forcing more people to be aware of it.

Ah yes, the Brexit bus strategy.

"We give the EU £350M a week"

TV for the next 2 weeks: "Actually, we only give them £200M a week"

Then when pressed, "Well sure, we hand over £350 million but they are so generous and good that they let us have some back."

I wonder if TMZ purposely said it was his wife

I think it was an honest mistake. Police said domestic violence and he current is technically married, they immediately corrected it when they found out.

Redditors fish for extra attention with title typos <_<

Since when does Avenatti have supporters.

That seems to be bullshit made up by Jacob "I tried to frame the SC for sexual assault and I'm probably going to prison" Wohl.

There's plenty of actual dirt on Avenatti, though.

Til Jacob wohl works for tmz and the police

I mean, Jacob Wohl being involved makes the whole thing suspect.

For sure, but it’s not like Avenatti yelling “she hit me first” is some big conspiracy He set in motion. Wohl is just a larping retard that is doing anything to make his name significant.

Fair. That's a possibility.

Lol the woman he hit filed a restraining order on him. Did Wohl do that too?

Does this mean the lefties that funded stormy now have to reluctantly pay trump?

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Render unto Daddy, baby.

Avenatti already stole that money

LMAO! I love Thot Audit

4D chess. Trump playing the long game to make 160 grand. Mastermind businessman.

Ok but she won’t actually pay this because they’ll just counter sue

Just give us the dickpics already and be done with it ffs