My (25 M) girlfriend (26 F) baked all the beans, now I consider to end our relations? What does I do?

1  2018-12-12 by Randomnonsense5

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I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.

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the mods actually called out an obvious troll post?

wow

is that a first?

Finaly a post in r/relationshipadvice that isn't bait and whadaya know? A mod shows up and ruins it.

Something is not quite right about this post and I cant seem to put my finger on it... Might it be a troll post?

Locked.

What a dweeb

This is what happens when ironic shitposting goes too far.

We haven't gone far enough

Probably still more real than 99% of the stuff on that sub

You just put some spicy sauce on the frozen beans and wham: you're back in business.

Yes but that is not bean flavor that is hot taste

Beans taste like shit.

Mexico gave the world anus-burning spicy food for a reason and that reason is that beans taste like shit.

This post is a treasure

This is why we need pinging. The Mod ruined the best post they've ever had.

It's a Barron fanfic about migrants getting cremated.

I thought "baked all the beans" was gonna be a euphemism for all the latin men she cheated with.