Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.
Stands for accelarted mobile pages. It's a framework Google offers to set your page sit within their website. It's theoretically to help people browsing on mobile access the information they're looking for more quickly but it's really to try and keep you on Google for longer. Also you get ranked down if you don't have it.
So. Can we rebrand as a hard left subreddit? Link exclusively to rightards, call them chuds, talk shit about capitalism, and so on? Mayocide we already have down pat, now we just have to also embrace malecide and bourgiecide.
Apparently that should get our pinging privileges back. Hard times require hard measures.
Constantly typing CHUD might actually penetrate your ironic consciousness and you might start saying it out loud to your friends and family. Which would be a death sentence from the cringe.
Even if a new sub was made for that, problem is the second a subreddit focuses on only one group of people rather than everyone, it attracts more and more easily offended people from who can dish it out but can't take it into it's userbase.
Only if we claim our hatred of capitalism stems from it being an unfair system rather than our own inability to succeed despite living in one of the most prosperous times in human history. What's an ideology without a healthy dash of self-loathing?
Idk, I'd rather be a pingcel in drama than obsessively stalk lame right wing mods. r/greatawakening shutting down was the last straw, TMOR is lame as fuck now. They're almost as smug as srdines and somehow more boring. r/qult_headquarters is still cool but they're not active enough now that GA is gone.
God damn it my dick is so fucking hard right now it's not fair those fuckers can't keep getting away with it I have to ping I have to ping I have to ping I'm gonna fucking 😫🍆🌊
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-12
Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.
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1 Snowayne2 2018-12-12
This legitimately makes me angry.
1 BlacJeesus 2018-12-12
Me too, brother. Me too. 😔
1 tHeSiD 2018-12-12
Spez better be ready for all the hurt I'm gonna put him through!
1 BlacJeesus 2018-12-12
Previous Comment: Spez better be ready for all the hurt I'm gonna put him through!
Just in case he changes it. ;)
1 tHeSiD 2018-12-12
u wot m8?
1 BlacJeesus 2018-12-12
I was talking about this lol
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/5frg1n/tifu_by_editing_some_comments_and_creating_an/#ampf=undefined
1 LightUmbra 2018-12-12
Fuck you
1 BlacJeesus 2018-12-12
There. Changed it. Happy?
1 LightUmbra 2018-12-12
No use this. https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/5frg1n/tifu_by_editing_some_comments_and_creating_an
1 BlacJeesus 2018-12-12
Thanks. What's amp. Anyway?
1 LightUmbra 2018-12-12
Some Google thing that's supposed to make sites better on mobile, but is just utter crap.
1 BlacJeesus 2018-12-12
Word. It's just utter shit.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-12-12
Stands for accelarted mobile pages. It's a framework Google offers to set your page sit within their website. It's theoretically to help people browsing on mobile access the information they're looking for more quickly but it's really to try and keep you on Google for longer. Also you get ranked down if you don't have it.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-12-12
So. Can we rebrand as a hard left subreddit? Link exclusively to rightards, call them chuds, talk shit about capitalism, and so on? Mayocide we already have down pat, now we just have to also embrace malecide and bourgiecide.
Apparently that should get our pinging privileges back. Hard times require hard measures.
1 BlacJeesus 2018-12-12
Look man, it'll only be a matter of time before we lose our sanity by being ironic chapotards. However ironic it is.
Besides, imagine Dramanauts being further cucked that SRDines. shudders
1 charming_tatum 2018-12-12
We just have to take it further than chapo, make the tips meet, turn the horseshoe into a ring.
1 BlacJeesus 2018-12-12
Hmm. You have my attention.
How can we be further left than chapotards though? 'Stalin didn't kill enough' posting?
1 charming_tatum 2018-12-12
Off the top of my head...unironic mayocide, maybe an agenda of strictly trans people, no more cis gendered people
1 HumongousGentleman 2018-12-12
The anus is also a ring, coincidence?
1 automatic_cluck 2018-12-12
Gay tbh
1 BlacJeesus 2018-12-12
Dude Buddy Lmao.
1 freet0 2018-12-12
Hot
1 charming_tatum 2018-12-12
We'd probably have to trim a 3rd of our users but whatever, pinging is worth it. Can chapo say kys?
1 Corporal-Hicks 2018-12-12
Constantly typing CHUD might actually penetrate your ironic consciousness and you might start saying it out loud to your friends and family. Which would be a death sentence from the cringe.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-12-12
They might also mistake you for an incel of course. I don't know what's worse.
1 BlacJeesus 2018-12-12
Post hog
1 ILieToCaptchas 2018-12-12
I refuse
1 allwordsaredust 2018-12-12
Even if a new sub was made for that, problem is the second a subreddit focuses on only one group of people rather than everyone, it attracts more and more easily offended people from who can dish it out but can't take it into it's userbase.
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2018-12-12
Only if we claim our hatred of capitalism stems from it being an unfair system rather than our own inability to succeed despite living in one of the most prosperous times in human history. What's an ideology without a healthy dash of self-loathing?
1 push_ecx_0x00 2018-12-12
Just ping on other meta subs and post the results here. The pedo admins didn’t say we couldn’t.
1 charming_tatum 2018-12-12
Idk, I'd rather be a pingcel in drama than obsessively stalk lame right wing mods. r/greatawakening shutting down was the last straw, TMOR is lame as fuck now. They're almost as smug as srdines and somehow more boring. r/qult_headquarters is still cool but they're not active enough now that GA is gone.
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-12-12
TMOR is filled to the brim with chapotards. Every post has people unironically saying "chud" and "post your hog".
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2018-12-12
I'm actually seething
1 -DeadHead- 2018-12-12
Why can unfunny retardcels ping but funny retardcels can't?
1 diggity_md 2018-12-12
God damn it my dick is so fucking hard right now it's not fair those fuckers can't keep getting away with it I have to ping I have to ping I have to ping I'm gonna fucking 😫🍆🌊
1 BlacJeesus 2018-12-12
Do it. I dare you. 👉😎👉
1 Pinksister 2018-12-12
RUDE.
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2018-12-12
wtf is this bs
/u/spez get the dick out of your mouth and explain this
1 ThePathToOne 2018-12-12
what about pringlecels
1 sadderreborn 2018-12-12
> eating potato skins
Y I K E S
1 sadderreborn 2018-12-12
S E E T H I N G