The left really can't meme

1  2018-12-12 by BIknkbtKitNwniS

259 comments

Damn, accurate

Never stops being relevant

I prefer the right

Thought of this when I saw this video.

Blows my mind that these are the people who think they represent the working class

Don’t you get it, the only thing you stand to lose is your chains. This is, of course, assuming “chains” is a synonym for “dignity”

I would love for Chapos to show this video to truckers and longshoremen and ask if they would be interested in joining the DSA

Could you imagine if these idpol retards took the time to actually craft a message that appealed to the working class? Beyond "durr cap bad"?

It would have to have too many nationalist and dirty energy undertones. They couldn't do it.

Could you imagine if these idpol retards took the time to actually craft a message that appealed to the working class? Beyond "durr cap bad"?

It's impossible, 21st century commie larpers painted themselves into an ideological corner. Open borders=wage suppression.

Could you imagine if these idpol retards took the time to actually craft a message that appealed to the working class? Beyond "durr cap bad"?

It's impossible for them now, western commie larpers painted themselves into an ideological corner as open borders has always been their 'this makes us better than the soviets/bloc' pitch. Open borders=wage and employment suppression=fucked over working class. There is no way for them to backpedal on it without being called national socialists.

I mean socialism = wage and employment suppression so I don’t see what the problem is.

not thinking truckers love gay sex

ok man

True, it’s either that or the lot lizards prowling around.

Friends of the road

truckers and longshoremen: the true working-class

These dudes are more the working class than the underemployed Chapofags who smoked, or "mental illnessed" themselves out of a decent education or career

Oh hell yeah dude you've really got your finger on the pulse of the working class.

That’s not working class.

Working class doesn’t mean “low income” to the ire of commies everywhere.

Blue collar workers are actually paid fairly well.

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"I only make $1000 a month from the patreon for my Marxist webcomic, I hate being in the working class 😡"

What is the 'working-class' in your mind? An idealized and nonexistent caricature of American blue-collar workers?

TIL all the steelworkers I work with are nonexistent

I didn't know that there were degrees of working-class. How are truckers and longshoremen 'more' working-class than, say, people who work in the service industry?

It's like, chess, poker and darts are games because you don't crack a sweat, while pole vaulting is a sport.

I think I'm gonna bring this to work and start asking all of the construction guys what their preferred pronouns are.

Workers Rights!

Yeah yeah truckers!

The right to carry guns in all states!

Chapos oh nonononono

Every wage cuck is either a queer or a castrated mayo wearing a purple unicorn mask. Everybody else is a bourgeois cunt.

Wait... the logic...

!castrated mayo
!queer

So people starving in South Africa because the government keeps killing white farmers are bourgeois?

Yes. They wouldn't be starving otherwise.

You... I...

Relevant username.

You have been ...

hard countered. 😎

I said this in stupididpol but imagine showing this to some mechanic in Oklahoma lol

Fawk yah

Believe it or not, Oklahoma used to have a pretty strong socialist movement before the oil boom tycoons completely crushed it.

Woody Gurthrie is from there so im not entirely surprised

Sure, but that was before trash like "queer intersectionality" came into vogue.

You do realize chapo is 99% trolling?

The video sure isnt

Yea, it is.

That account is way too committed and serious to be a troll.

I'm convinced 70% of drama is retards taking the bait.

retards who post here all the time and should know better.

You're giving chapotards way too much credit

More like they're desperately coping.

Lmao, sure.

Somehow, hear me out, I think you're a chapotard.

This soyboy will curb stomp your cuckservitard face. lol

Too intelligent

Oklahoma actually used to have a pretty strong socialist labor movement before the oil boom tycoons came and ruthlessly crushed it.

Good. Commie scum deserve nothing less.

Dramafags pretending they care about the working class

More than commies do for sure. That ain't hard though.

I guess if you prefer christofascist scum.

If only there are more than two options.

Socialists then and socialists now are completely different species.

Mechanics are bougie. Queer self-diagnosed LGBT...on trust funds... or on welfare... are the real... working class?

No, the real working class are the ones who don't work. It's socialism 101.

When they think the working class is filled with gay people afraid to come out thanks to capitalism then of course they thing the represent it. They're wrong, borderline delusional, but they believe it.

borderline delusional

borderline

Almost had it.

Don't be a hateful bigot

I'm pretty sure most blue collar dads like to do interpretive queer unicorn dances with the boys after a hard day at the machine shop.

There's just so much bullshit in that video too. It boggles me that someone, somewhere, unironically believes in this sorta crap.

the logic is based on this

capitalism = heterosexual parents fuck you dad this video

I'd like to pipe in and say they don't represent the gays either.

"Queer" people are universally straight people who want to feel special.

yeah at least commit to one or the other

Or be bisexual or whatever, but nobody higher than a kinsey 1 calls themselves kweer.

saying youre bi is committing though, queer is just an easy way to try and be in the cool gay club without actually being that way as far as i can tell

Yeah, exactly. Bis are (or can be) legit. "Queer" means you're straight and obnoxious.

Ugh stop this bierasure

Bi people know exactly what they want, androgynous twinks.

Well, of course they don't.

Everything does actually simplify down to classism, but this entire video was apparently self-important homosexuals thinking their sexual preferences has anything to do with classism.

No it don't

No u

lmao cuck

no u

Blows my mind that these are the people who think they represent the working class

It's really hilarious. I work with six other transwomen in programming who make close to six figure salaries who think they are the working class. Every single one of them is a communist. They think they are insanely impressed while I know people who work ten times as hard as them to make 20-30k a year.

It's hilarious, look at all the google queers. Everyone of them is some weird level socialist or communist despite working a super cushy job that they were given entirely because they are trans or non-binary and not because of their schools. A fucking furry mod of a furry_irl literally was given a free make-work job as a SRE at Google because she is trans. Then you go through her twitter and it's filled with communist memes.

I feel like I'm the only fucking trans women in CS that isn't a communist.

How the hell are there 7 transwomen at your office, do they put estrogen in the drinking fountains or something

Also serious question: I’m a non-insane tranny who’s actually competent, how do I get on this gravy train

Autistic people love computers, and I believe autistics are something like 8 times more likely than a normal person to be trans. I'd also wager good money the majority of them identify as lesbians.

Aren’t they like 20% of the population by now?

Where are the right wing death squads when you need them.

Software engineering attracts a bunch of skinny white boys with autism. They are the most targeted group for recruitment by other trans people. That and in pretty sure anime, furries and let's players all fucked with their minds as well. Becuase that's all they seem they can talk about.

Most of them only transitioned with in the last two years and were all hired male.

As for getting in on this gravy train, set up a Twitter loudly proclaiming your trans and contribute to a bunch of open source projects. Then start dropping resumes around with links to an online portfolio of all the projects you worked on.

If you're in Canada make sure you highlight that you are part of a visibility minority on any applications and you'll get affirmative actioned right to the front.

As for getting in on this gravy train, set up a Twitter loudly proclaiming your trans and contribute to a bunch of open source projects. Then start dropping resumes around with links to an online portfolio of all the projects you worked on.

Ugh, that sounds like actual work which I'm doing plenty enough of already. How can I get a phoney-baloney job at the Goog without qualifications?

Why didn't you go for TransAdmin as your username?

I assumed it would have been taken with all the trans CS people.

That and I wanted an appropriate r/drama alt name.

Good for you man.

Do you ask them if they realize that their skull will be the first thing that's "redistributed" if they achieve their goals?

I almost didn’t think you exist - good on you!

The actual working class, as in 99% of the population that lives off of labor income? Or the narrowly defined white working class of menial laborers that are romanticized by fascists, even though they compose a tiny fraction of the actual economy and laborers in general in the modern economy, because pitting them against the others is useful for their purposes of taking the heat off of the owner-parasites who seek rent and contribute nothing of value to society?

You’re not working class for manning a cash register little guy.

right. Upper class: those who live off their investments or profit from owning things. Working class: those who make income by labor. Middle class: some bullshit about owning their house or making more money than the poors

For real. I guarantee that account is run by someone living comfortably on their daddy's dime.

That shit goes far beyond acceptance of gay folks and is straight up bourgeois degeneracy.

If you support free speech, you must support people pinging other users. It's completely legal speech. If you won't defend pinging as free speech because you or someone else finds it disgusting, then no speech that you or anyone else views as disgusting is safe.

if it is in fact on shaky legal ground it's reasonable to not want to be the case that establishes it as illegal.

It's not, The reddit admins are straight up lying to the ignorant (like yourself) to justify their prejudice. Pinging being protected speech has long since been estabilished, as it has undeniable artistic merit. The only time it's been included under any obscenity laws is when someone is being charged with possession of harassment, so the state can slap them with more charges. The courts have been very careful to not charge anyone for pinging, because they'd get their asses fucking annihilated by a higher court due to the firm precedence of pinging being completely legal speech. /r/Drama had nothing to worry about, this guy was just making shit up to fool people into thinking his censoring wasn't entirely personally motivated.

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Socialism, however, is the biggest meme of them all

Au contraire, socialism is the biggest meme of them all

Longest running joke.

Dumb German meme that went too far

This is degeneracy with a heavy dose of commie salt.. I wish Hitler and Stalin were alive today just to wipe this shit out

If anyone is suppressing the queer working class it's the straight working class. All rich people do is buy the toppest end, power bottom , trans hookers.

Le epic maymays.

Also, https://twitter.com/AnchorageDSA/status/897730705286987776?s=20

Maybe Anchorage has changed since I left, but I don't recall socialism really flying.

But don't punch me in the face, dental insurance is costly

lmao.

Even in their violent posturing, they are still pussies.

That furry fag has really seemed to energize them against the spooky ol' republicans. What a win for liberals.

liberals

Commies aren't liberals you retard. They want to murder liberals as much as you /pol/cels

I think history has shown they want to kill the liberals even more.

The thing is history has also shown that what commies love above all else is to murder other commies that slightly disagree with you

Don't forget the erasing them from history part.. Murder's not enough, they must purge every trace of thier existence.

how do you do fellow working class?

Daily reminder the bourgeoisi more experience in producing marketable ideas, aka memes, than most socialist weenies will ever accrue in lifetimes.

"Be gay. Do crimes" is what im gonna say to everybody who arguea with me now

Are there still states where sodomy is illegal?

I was disappointed to learn sodomy was any sex not piv.

I live in Utah and am pretty sure it is still illegal here.

Only in the sense that there's a law on the books, but the SC struck it down as unconstitutional in 2006, after Texas actually tried to prosecute someone for it (lmao)

Be gay. Do crimes.

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Now you understand what it's like to be queer in Trumps Amerikkka

Implying this is a bad thing

Getting blinded because some dick bursted a bunch of white into my eyes?

Hmm, you know, I feel like I've really learned something about myself today.

TBH its not all that different from when the last guy was in charge.

Fucked me right in the brain pussy too

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So basically, capitalism, patriarchy etc uses sexuality to keep queers down? That's the jist of this wall of schizophrenic drivel?

I think it’s saying that sexuality is used alongside capitalism and patriarchy to attenuate social unrest and keep the ruling class in power. Then again I’m not really up to date on the latest advances in make-believe science.

So it's retarded, ok

It says:

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Thank you I just watched this ten times in a row

I’m going to request this be played at my funeral. On repeat.

You can feel his genuine joy at performing the song. It's the best music video on YouTube tbh

Yep. And he wasn’t even in yt rewind wtf 😤

Nasim, Allah took you too soon 🙌

Best part is that song was made in response to criticism that he could not have a hit without half naked women in his videos

Thank you for the nostalgia trip.

How to write leftist theory: take a clear, direct sentence, and add 200 superfluous words to it.

Love that word

It sounds like a long way of saying that capitalism is repressing our natural desire to be gay.

close. From what I'm reading its that heterosexuality doesn't exist outside of being a tool that is used (I'm assuming by someone) to control people.

Used by who?

Who knows. They didn't say. Given the use of five dollar words I doubt it's (((anyone))), but aside from that it could be anyone.

Interesting how left pseudoscience resembles right pseudoscience so much.

So heterosexuality isn't a natural thing, but rather a tool used by some mystery person to control society?

I wonder what their explanation for the rest of the animal kingdom is.

Capitalism is turning the frikken frogs straight

lol

capitalism stole the means of production.

wants to sieze the means of production.

not seeing the irony because you're a fucking moron

This is the worst thing i have ever seen

This is the worst use of vengaboys I've ever seen.

The left truly ruins everything.

The Internationale [Eurodance remix]

they didn't even get the fucking chords right.

our goal is to free the working class (which is queer)

imagine appropriating "working class" to mean "queer people". imagine being so bothered by the fact that marx and others wrote about straight men that you go full circle and start a denialism campaign about how the "working class" was queer middle-class retards all along.

also

do crimes

this WILL trigger rightoids lmao

Havent you seen the village people? Everyone knows that blue collar workers and indian chieftains are flaming faggots.

At least if they're queer, they'll die out with time

they have developed a special method of non-sexual procreation

Every fucking trans women I work with thinks "working class" means them. While they collect close to six figures from at their developer job from the software company I work for which they all use to buy sex swings, bondage gear and bad dragon dildoes.

What do they mean when they say that the working class showed "queer tendencies"? You can't just drop an argument like that and run away

actually making a coherent argument for my failed ideology

You gotta lot 2 learn, kid😎

Things I like are gay

Thinking these people like the working class

Do you know how phallic working class tools are? Screwdrivers, wrenches, nails, rakes, it’s dicks all the way down.

But there's a difference between handling things which are representations of your own dick, ad seeking out other dicks to handle. Thats the reason that a man would never use another man's tools.

Tis but an extension of my dick

The same rules apply for golf clubs. When I first learnt to play golf I was told to treat it as if it was an extension of my dick - i.e. gently, but to swing with precision.

what's the joke?

Did you see the guy with the unicorn head dancing? That's their argument.

it is a compelling argument.

the whole argument is absolutely nonsense the movement back to the cities predates the factories and the prohibition of Homosexuality is older than the move back to the cities.

drop an argument and run away

Basically Communism

Workers of the world, eunuch!

queer

oh no

Probably just gonna post this to r/okbuddyretard and not edit anything

The proletariat initially was quite clear

Yes, feudal peasants were having gay orgies all over the place. What the fuck are these people smoking?

Pure Detached Solipsism (PDS)

fully automated luxury lobotomies

I mean they're probably wrong, but I'm fairly sure you're talking out your ass too. Some repressed feelings maybe?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_history

According to Aristotle, although most "belligerent nations" were strongly influenced by their women, the Celts were unusual because their men openly preferred male lovers (Politics II 1269b).

The earliest documents concerning same-sex relationships come from ancient Greece. Such relationships did not replace marriage between man and woman, but occurred before and beside it.

In Ancient Rome the young male body remained a focus of male sexual attention, but relationships were between older free men, and slaves or freed youths who took the receptive role in sex. All the emperors, with the exception of Claudius, took male lovers.

We're not even sure how many people are gay now, let alone centuries ago.


Right hand in the air, I solemnly swear
I never fuck a bitch if she don’t do her hair, no more

some repressed feelings

Not everyone is a closet fag, famalam. Also what's up with your 2005 forum signatures?

The aristocratic class in those societies were gay as well you retard. The point is that there is straight-gay dialectic as well as a class dialectic and that doesn't make sense in a society whose sexual culture is universal.

I can see you enjoyed your philosophy education. What does that have to do with what we were talking about?


I find it so bizarre that this sub defends child sweatshops but finds pornography between 2 consenting adults abhorrent. A child whose other option is starvation provides a service of greater moral acceptability than a grown women... like what?

What does that have to do with what we were talking about?

The Working Class you complete mongoloid

You forgot to put a coherent point between the insults.


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Hellenic and Roman sexuality is evidence that capitalism has violently repressed the gays

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Drawing a straight line from ancient Greek and Celt conceptions of sexuality in 384 BC and the 20th century is about the best definition of talking out your ass as I can think of. Cause we can just ignore the influence of the Roman Empire for a few hundred years and then a breaking up of that empire and a reformulation of an agrarian Society followed by a move back to the cities. many of these huge changes were a complete revolutions that changed the very nature of society.

Nobody was more working class than Oscar Wilde.

Maybe in Ancient Rome, but on the other hand Caligula's wild parties were almost entirely the extreme upper class.

This video is adorable -- and an amazingly fun intro to Queer Socialism.

All you ever need to know about Queer Socialism :)

Will “Be gay, do crimes” be the left’s answer to MAGA?

Or will it be “the working class is queer?”

They really have their hand on the pulse of middle America.

Jobs Not Mobs

vs

Be Gay, Do Crimes

What do?

Can you imagine a timeline where voting for Donald Trump for a second term is actually the most normie and stabilizing thing you can do?

dude is hung like a DSA member!

Fuckin lol

Literally a first hour AutoCAD project

“Be gay! Do crimes!

Ugh why does this have to be mutually exclusive

It's crypto-hate. The DSA wants to make being gay a crime.

I thought it was the Dick Suckers Association

That has to be a false flag, surely they can't be that retarded right?

That was my first instinct, but all of the account's info checks out on the official DSA website.

Maybe somebody hacked it? Or maybe we're just ignoring Occam's Razor here.

It's indeed more proof to the claim, not that we actually needed more proof but it's still entertaining.

Where is this cult of capitalist I can join to do all of this illuminati shit?

They are literally indoctrinated if they believe that without capitalism the workers will all be some version of queer. How the fuck does one believe this? Too much time on Twitter?

YIKES

Lol this is better than any of those gay ass frog memes

Making Gritty a mascot at least has semblance of originality.

So they are implying that sexuality is a choice? Interesting take...

I want to ping MikePence

well of course if you are not part of the working class and never had contact with them, you make up your own version of the working class

They can't for 2 simple reasons...

  1. Few women are genuinely funny, most aren't, most leftists are unfunny women.

  2. Leftist men are like whiny women - they simply aren't funny, even when they try to be.

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"Surround yourself with good furries" , so their corpses?

The working class is queer

These people never spent an hour in a genuine working class neighborhood.

Hey man, they go to Starbucks all the time

No because the capitalists made the proletariat heterosexual overtime. Dude whenever those peasants first migrated into cities they were having mad sex orgies, shit was great. Fucking capitalists.

Heteronormativity

literally the only real countermeasure to species extinction. Go ahead, make your own gay island, just gays, no trannies. See how many generations you last.

I can see they're trying to go with an r/okbuddyretard kind of feel, but it doesn't really work in this case,

Can they come to my council estate in Northern Ireland and explain this to my neighbours? We don't get it.

Look you homophobe, the quaint villages your ilk come from were basically the gay bathhouse scene of the Middle Ages. After a hard day in the fields, your ancestors retired to the meadhall for anonymous gay sex with the men they had known all their lives.

Read a book, faggot.

''The video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.''

Apparently channel 4 doesn't broadcast in the UK...

So this is what real socialism looks like.

naked furry

hi kids

O P T I C S

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my

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BURN IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGSSSSSSSS

proletariat displayed queer tendencies

Yeah I'm sure poor villagers from early 1900's were so queer and open and tolerant

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instagram.com/inzane_johnny

instagram.com/coryintheabyss

Why... why have you done this to me?

You can be gay without being a complete faggot about it.

That meme perfectly encapsulates what shitpost953 stands for as a mod and person

This is the meme that Marxism deserves

This is the gayest thing I have ever seen.

These people never needed to move to cities. The cities just offer the easiest way to sustain yourself, which has been provided by capitalism.

They never have the balls to actually form communes in the wilderness, or go live alone like Dick Proenneke, because that requires actual work. If you compare our current quality of life to the rest of human history, you’d see how capitalism has provided people nowadays with an extremely easy life.

They can never admit that they weren’t forced into the system, but rather they bought into the system because while it’s annoying that it’s not perfectly fair, it’s extremely easier than the alternative of growing your own food, providing your own medical care, and building your own shelter.

Imagine being so desperate for attention that you tack queer on your ideology's name

thats gonna be a no from me, dog.

Excuse me what the absolute fuck

What if you're from the upper class and queer?

The fuck are you talking about bruh?? The left memes so hard it becomes political policy:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qzYO473Dnmg/maxresdefault.jpg

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-court-affirmativeaction-idUSKCN0Z91N3

Ok this is epic!

damn it sucks to be a lefty 😔

Hot take: That video was pretty funny.

wow

wtf

This is so odd though, when I was younger people could meme all across the political spectrum. What kind of specific targeted cancer removes a person's sense of awareness to the point they lose all sense of humor?

When your ideology requires not offending literally any group of people other than straight white people this is what happens

I mean they're not wrong, not in the slightest, buuuuut I really don't get why there was naked unicorn guy... what is Chuck Tingle behind Socialism

"Getting Pounded In The Butt By The Bourgoise Ensuring Socialism For The Rich and Rugged Individualism For The Poor To Push the Myth of the Self Made Man"

Not. Even. Once.

jesus christ get in the oven

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SOOOO RANDOOOOM RAWR XDDDDD

This turned me capitalist

lmao

It's honestly really interesting to me how the far right and far left both manage to come up with elaborate conspiracy theories that connect sex to economic/immigration policy. Apparently we're supposed to believe that either: The Jews control the world and encourage homosexuality and cuckoldry in order to weaken western men and make us ripe for invasion, OR: The capitalists control the world and encourage heterosexuality to produce more workers to man their factories.

I guess the purpose is that this allows an average person to be a practicing nazi or communist even in their personal life, either by being trad or by queering themself. That's a much stronger way to signal one's group membership than merely expressing political beliefs.

This makes me want to dig a hole, build a railroad and fuck dudes

Fun brain teaser: is there a single city’s DSA chapter in which the chapter demographics are LESS white and less wealthy than the city itself?