r/drama: Take notes fellas

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1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-12-13

Dude don't date a Heather, ffs. Do you not watch the news

1 charming_tatum 2018-12-13

I get my news here

1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-12-13

Well stay tuned for more on the threat of Heathers

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2018-12-13

My dude!

1 bajhuj123 2018-12-13

It's good for the kidneys though.

1 loli_esports 2018-12-13

are crabs insects?

1 charming_tatum 2018-12-13

Google says they are

1 AlveolarPressure 2018-12-13

They're arthropods, which includes insects, spiders, and crustaceans. Crabs are basically the bugs of the oceans.

1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-13

Crabs are basically the bugs of the oceans.

Shrimp exists you mega hyper autist retard incel

1 LightUmbra 2018-12-13

Shrimp > crabs

1 charming_tatum 2018-12-13

I hope you don't mean for eating

1 POST_BUSSY 2018-12-13

Taste wise Shrimp > Crabs for sure

1 ihopeitsnormal 2018-12-13

OUT

1 POST_BUSSY 2018-12-13

🦐 > 🦀

😡😡😡

1 ihopeitsnormal 2018-12-13

We need a wall and the shrimpcels will pay for it

1 POST_BUSSY 2018-12-13

I don't even want to cross to your side of the wall 😤

But seriously though, boiled shrimp + lemon, garlic and parsley 😋. Too bad I moved to a place where I can't get shrimp easily.

1 ihopeitsnormal 2018-12-13

Shrimp is good for volume since it's cheaper and still quite good.

But give me a crab legs and some garlic and butter and its taste just completely wins out

1 POST_BUSSY 2018-12-13

Troublesome isn't taste

I'm a lazycel

Shrimp is good for volume since it's cheaper

Also a poorcel 😭

But give me a crab legs and some garlic and butter and its taste just completely wins out

I mean I'd still eat that for sure 🤤

1 ihopeitsnormal 2018-12-13

For you, I will allow the crabs from my own mother's genitals

1 charming_tatum 2018-12-13

Its dependent on where you're from but nothing beats crab from the eastern seaboard

1 LightUmbra 2018-12-13

I think Crab is better but shrimp is more worth the time.

1 Aiwatcher 2018-12-13

Yes, genital crabs are a type of lice, which are insects of the order Phthiraptera, same as head lice and body lice.

Crabs, aka what you might buy at a seafood restaurant, which feature two claws and ten legs, are not insects by any definition. Both are arthropods but this is about as meaningful as calling a dog a cow, because they're both mammals.

1 charming_tatum 2018-12-13

Dogs are basically cows. You can milk both, they sometimes have similar markings, both are a widely accepted nutritional source depending on what hemisphere you're in, "mooooooo" and "ruff" aren't that different in the big scheme of things, pitbulls are aggressive and so are bulls. Dogs are cows

1 Aiwatcher 2018-12-13

Where were you during my taxonomy courses? I feel like your enlightened perspective really could revolutionize the field

1 rsrfy 2018-12-13

Woman

32

Unironic yikes.

1 charming_tatum 2018-12-13

The best part is that all her pics are close ups of her face and she didn't select a body type but I'm going to assume she's a healthy weight

1 Shortcakespecial 2018-12-13

fuck being a healthy weight. If she doesn't have abs I wouldn't want her.

Also I'm usually pretty good at guessing weight by face but for some it's just unfair, e.g. some time ago I met a legitly obese girl who had the face of a slim model. Real weird.

1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-13

Also I'm usually pretty good at guessing weight by face

Why are you pretending as if noticing a second or a third chin is a talent?

1 grep_var_log 2018-12-13

Healthyweight Champion of the World?

1 XakeMarte 2018-12-13

Underages OUT

1 rsrfy 2018-12-13

Underage? I just don't like my women over the hill.

1 XakeMarte 2018-12-13

preferring post-teenagers to women in their peak sexuallity

Fucking kids, lmao

1 rsrfy 2018-12-13

Again, what? I'm unfortunately older than most of this sub. I'm sorry you're so upset about this.

1 XakeMarte 2018-12-13

So you're a paedo

1 rsrfy 2018-12-13

Gross, definitely not.

Britbong spelling

Grosser. How can I help you rage less?

1 XakeMarte 2018-12-13

Do your part to keep our community healthy by blowing everything out of proportion and making literally everything as dramatic as possible.

1 Momruepari 2018-12-13

older than most of this sub

there's several people in their 50s here. Lord knows what kind of sorry state those people are in.

1 rsrfy 2018-12-13

Oh I know. I'm not close to as pathetic as that, but I think we did an r/Drama demographic survey last year and found most of the users are teens/early-20s and mayo - surprising no one haha.

1 Gil-Gandel 2018-12-13

pathetic

Hey! :<

1 Momruepari 2018-12-13

most of the users are mayo

r/drama suicide pact when?

1 Shortcakespecial 2018-12-13

white, over 30, probably "thicc"

gonna be a no from me dawg

1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-12-13

Can you feel it now Mr. Krabs?

1 eufouric 2018-12-13

Sexiest incest is definitely the grasshopper. Crabs are cool though, especially horseshoe crabs.

1 charming_tatum 2018-12-13

Sexiest incest is definitely the grasshopper

Pretty sure its either brother on brother or grandpa/grandson

1 22333444455555666666 2018-12-13

grandpa/grandson

wow someone on /r/drama actually has good taste

1 Shortcakespecial 2018-12-13

Cicada master race

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2018-12-13

[[Chirping intensifies]]

1 HumongousGentleman 2018-12-13

Goddamn cicadas are the autists of the insect world, collectively REEEing to ear deafening decibels

1 charming_tatum 2018-12-13

I'm appalled that you fixed insect/incest. It was perfect and you ruined it

1 eufouric 2018-12-13

Sowwy 😔

I didn't even get what your reply meant at first but that's what I get for posting at 4 am.

1 POST_BUSSY 2018-12-13

wasps

😡😡😡 Wasps are assholes

1 cmakk1012 2018-12-13

does this mean she’d be cool with me dressing up as a praying mantis in lingerie for sex

1 NeoKabuto 2018-12-13

She's going to bite your head off after. Not worth it.

1 want-dick-in-butt-xd 2018-12-13

shut the fuck up

1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-12-13

she is a 32 year old white woman she would fuck anything

1 e-guy 2018-12-13

CRABS 👏 ARE 👏NOT 👏 INSECTS, 👏 THEY 👏ARE 👏 CRUSTACEANS 👏

dumdum! You deserve each other! 😤😤😤

1 MayorEmanuel 2018-12-13

Bedbugs are the best insects. The male has a knife benis that he stabs the female and ejaculates into her wound. Unrelated I have strong attraction to Isabella Rosaline.

Take notes fellas

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