Yeap, now whenever i look at a woman in armour or even in stylized clothes, i look first at their feet to check for heels, their chest to see if there is boobplate or something more substiantial than a few strings of cloth that wont come off if the character stands still and than their waist, again to see of there are any pointy bits that will stab them if they so much twist their bodies.

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Tldr: she asked is anyone keeps a glass of water called a "penis beaker" for her man to dunk his cock in and wipe off while she's I. The bathroom. It's odd and glorious. I didn't see drama...just funny. I can't help but wonder if there has been a mixup at night with a regular water glass.

Not IP address banned. I made an account there long ago to stir up trouble and my account got banned, I can see everything just fine. On this dunking penis post I jumped to 2 other pages. It's all nasty talk to me. I had an 'ugh' face while reading it.

Ohhh. I'll have to revisit

This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke

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There's nothing dramatic about proper hygiene, dumbass.

If youre going to chase the gussy like a faggot, it's absolutely critical that you cleanse your skin of the femiod fluids 💦🤢🤮🤮 as soon as possible afterwards.

That’s some nice evolution.

I get up for a wee and a wipe dh does and that's it

Gross. Clean your no-no spot after sex, ladies.

Guys, do the same, else your dick will be velcroed to your leg.

>dedicated post-sex cleanup area

And you call 4chan weaponized autism.

On the other hand, nobody on 4chan would know whether sex gets messy enough to require cleanup.

Implying they don't have enough dragon dildos and cumsocks to realize.

Implying they'd consider cum-filled socks to be "mess".

Mums shouldn't have sex.

What the fuck's dunking? You mean washing? God damn gussy owners.

Dunking his penis into a water cup, or bucket or something

Have they not heard of baths?

They're euros so no

Tf is a fanjo.

Wonder how that works, cum gets all sticky with water, seems like it would just make things worse. Why can't he use normal paper and wetwipes like the rest of us?

It gets sticky with hot water, because the heat creates gumming effect in the protein-base. It's like baking clay.

Cold water suffers no such issues, which is admittedly unintuitive to anyone with experience with cleaning things.

You're welcome.

Oooohhh

The fact that you'll be thinking of me the next time you shoot a load is gratification enough.

Doesnt every man learn this around 16 after many shower feel good times? Basic empiricism

Only if they're brave enough to run cold water over themselves.

I've never taken a cold shower in my life.

i did once after i was out in the heat for a few hours

How was that?

pretty great tbh.

What kind of kink do you have to torture yourself in cold water in the afterglow of wanking? I can picture you turning on the water just as you come, jumping from the cold with a amile on your face.

>cold water in the shower

I'd take Zyklon B over that

> paper

> normal

Thx but id rather not paper cut my manhood

Thanks for putting that image in my head you sadist

It's a whole new game, DUNK YOUR PEENOR.

A true Chad leaves the fluids on for 24 hours so everyone can smell that he’s had sex

What kind of horrible people call it a “fanjo”

Oh my god this explains the overwatch so hard

Why doesn't she just lick him clean like a normal wife?

WHY are you on mumsnet

It's time to dunk some dicks