The Front runner for Trump's COS is...(drum roll)...Jared fucking Kushner!

1  2018-12-14 by Randomnonsense5

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seriously though this would be amazing

please do this

The ol' spray gasoline on the house on fire strategy.

yes!

do it fucker! I dare you

Hilarious. He's Jewish and the salt from that alone would be amazing

I hope they make Larry David press secretary

Pretty pretty pretty good idea

I bet he'd do it for the lulz. Hello, CYE writers?

That would be an amazing season of CYE

Ending every WH press briefing with the CYE theme would be pretty great.

Clearly you have not seen the crazy amount of mental gymnastics the alt-right trumpers have ready gone too

I'm still holding out for The Return of The Mooch, but this is an acceptable runner up

Him or Christie would be hilarious

What, no love for Spicy Boy panic sweating through every briefing?

Getting fired from your new job over a week before your first day right after your wife divorced you for choosing work over being there for the birth of your kid is absolutely incredible.

The Mooch is an absolute legend and my favorite character in this series, despite not having done an actual day of work for the administration. I think he's recently gone full Qultist, so if he returns it's going to fucking god level TV.

Big L O L

I had hoped something hilarious would come from Trump having basically no options for COS but i never dreamed of this, i thought of ivanka as a joke but this is just too good.

It would be fucking amazing if DURING Trump's press conference to announce Jared as his COF, Mueller announced Jared's indictment.

JK should be so lucky, because it would get him out of that dead end Middle East peacemaker job

It's over for Washington-insider-cels

What a (((Cohencidence)))