r/drama: Judge: Festival honoring Viggo Mortensen "about the gayest thing I have ever heard." Adding, "You and Viggo Mortensen should get a hotel room and suck each other's dicks."

Judge: Festival honoring Viggo Mortensen "about the gayest thing I have ever heard." Adding, "You and Viggo Mortensen should get a hotel room and suck each other's dicks."

1 2018-12-14 by rsrfy

15 comments

1 BussyShillBot 2018-12-14

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Resident Evil, they destroyed it.

Mass Effect, they ruined it.

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They are using advanced strategies to censor us.

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1 gw65kg 2018-12-14

Where is longpostbot when you need it

1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-14

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1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-12-14

Disheveled judge takes break from fingering the woman he keeps in his basement

1 shaneoffline 2018-12-14

It's not gay if you yell, "Objection!"

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2018-12-14

"Erection, your honor!"

"The court does not recognize the Defense's erection lmao"

1 sevgee 2018-12-14

Your honor,

B U S S Y

L M A O

1 Squire_Sebas_Senator 2018-12-14

Trump should nominate this dude to the Supreme Court.

1 -Dionysus 2018-12-14

I'd suck Viggo Mortensen's dick tbh. No homo.

1 UrMumsMyPassword 2018-12-14

He's a bit old now. But prime, LotR Viggo would definitely get the suck from me as well.

1 -Dionysus 2018-12-14

I haven't seen him in a while actually, no idea what he looks like now, but in his prime he was a good looking fella. I did see his cock in some Russian gangster movie. It looked manageable for my first time.

1 werewolf_bar_mitzva 2018-12-14

I knew it was mistake to go as Vijjo Morganstein for Halloween last year

1 Denny_Craine 2018-12-14

YOU WILL CALL HERRRR

1 confusedblues 2018-12-14

Is the judge just wearing a visible camo t-shirt under his robe and rocking bed head and 5 day stubble?

1 VidiotGamer 2018-12-14

It's pretty fucked that in America you can be forced to resign for telling the truth.