r/drama: Stunted man child of a redditor can't understand why his wife thinks he is gay after discovering 12 Horny Men jerking off in her home

Was in HS eating lunch and this kid at our table started talking about something related to porn or w.e. Motherfucker goes on to describe how him and some friends all jerked off onto a biscuit or muffin and loser had to eat it. I said fuck this and walked out to go drive and get some food, but according to my buddys he wasn't joking.

Oh also, the anime club got perma-banned after they found the weeabos jerking off to hentai, we had two nasty as fuck lesbian chicks get caught fully naked 69'ing behind the stack of wrestling mats as well.

1 Plexipus 2018-12-14

My favorite YouTube channel is four guys jerking each other off after watching old VHS tapes

1 DrZerglingMD 2018-12-14

Well, Ice Poseidon had to stay relevant somehow. Plus, it was confirmed he's bi and has eaten his own jizz

1 Nerdlinger 2018-12-14

Shit, you’d think his explanation of what was going on would be more of a marriage deal-breaker than him having gay sex orgies in the living room.

1 Vurtizontal 2018-12-14

That sure beats "Super Marios Bros" is my ejaculation catchphrase.

Snappy quote now.

1 zergling_Lester 2018-12-14

Second that.

1 chunk_o 2018-12-14

u/lightumbra

1 sadderreborn 2018-12-14

Light does busy bot and longpost bot

Snappy is mystery

1 Kiru-kokujin25 2018-12-14

snappy is /u/justcool393

1 sadderreborn 2018-12-14

Thx bv

1 Awayfone 2018-12-14

A.k.a the inferior bots

1 MajorGiraffe1 2018-12-14

"It's not gay sex orgies! We're a group of adult men who met on a porn forum LARPing as 11 year olds jacking off to Porky's after playing Nintendo"

His wife is trying to save his dignity is what I'm saying

1 Smooth_Sherbet 2018-12-14

Never heard of bisexuality?

Excuse me, but why are you FILTHY BIGOTS not talking about ME?

Goddamn bicels get the rope first. On par with trannies for attention whoriness.

1 aqouta 2018-12-14

Alright, it's clearly fiction, but it was pretty decent fiction. The details screw it though. 12 people, at least once every 3 months you host is weekly minimum. This isn't shit anyone is realistically doing weekly. This is a quarterly kind of thing for many many reasons.

1 Glatavaton 2018-12-14

Idk you’d be surprised the lengths people are willing to go to satisfy their degeneracy

1 ry8919 2018-12-14

Its not decent, its total garbage. 12 dudes that all have vhs players? They can all convince their SO's to leave or they are leaving to do something totally normal overnight? And they all are in the same geographic area!? Lazy bait.

1 sadderreborn 2018-12-14

Whoa

I just watched 12 Angry men recently.

Good movie. Never saw it before either XXXDD

1 OniTan 2018-12-14

12 Wankin Men?

1 DrZerglingMD 2018-12-14

Yeah, this is the porno sequel

1 Earl_of_Grab 2018-12-14

11 them vote that what they're doing isn't gay but one man stands up for the TRUTH and changes their minds.

1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-12-14

The only way this wouldn't be gay is if there were a chick kneeling in the middle holding a clear bowl or wine glass.

1 Brandon_la_rana 2018-12-14

And then they all drink from it while passing it around, reciting the Lord’s Prayer.

1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-14

How do these degenerates come up with these stories?

1 Glatavaton 2018-12-14

Demonic influences

1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-14

Must be

1 ShinyHitmonlee 2018-12-14

Typical demon behavior

1 agenderphobe 2018-12-14

One handed.

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2018-12-14

The best creative writers aren't trying to be

1 GodThisArgument 2018-12-14

I was sure the post title was an exaggeration.

1 Sea_Safe 2018-12-14

I can't stop laughing

1 miranda865 2018-12-14

I laughed until I cried. For some reason 12 horny men made me think of 12 days of christmas and made it funnier.

1 Awayfone 2018-12-14

12 pipers piping

1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-14

11 wives divorcing

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2018-12-14

10 crying children

1 dramasexual 2018-12-14

This is the funniest creative writing ever. I love it.

1 Russianagent1234 2018-12-14

A literal circlejerk. This is so obviously fake, why are people in the thread pretending like it's real?

1 OniTan 2018-12-14

They're the biggest rubes on this website?

1 RedditorsAreRetarts 2018-12-14

Because some people don't know that people lie on the internet

1 OniTan 2018-12-14

Who wrote this story?

1 KingDodohead 2018-12-14

literally every fucking relationship advice post that makes it drama is the most obvious fucking bait can u stop

1 JustLions 2018-12-14

Hell no, I don't care that it's fake, this is the funniest thing I read all day.

1 munstersthompson 2018-12-14

WHAT UP!

1 Earl_of_Grab 2018-12-14

Dude should just take a week long gaycation with his bros. It's not gay if it's on gaycation.

1 BumwineBaudelaire 2018-12-14

/r/relationship_advice is has been nothing but creative writing for a while now

honestly beneath /r/drama

1 Awayfone 2018-12-14

Intresting is purely jerking off cheating? What the difference from masturbation and group masturbation?

1 dramasexual 2018-12-14

You ever mutually masturbated with someone? It's sexual and intimate as fuck. 100% cheating.

1 4ntonvalley 2018-12-14

K so you're literally cheating on your wife with groups of men, masturbating together while roleplaying as kids.

hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhah HA HA HAA!!!! HAHA

1 circlejerk3r 2018-12-14

gullible redditors believe any shit that they read.

1 Hemingwavy 2018-12-14

Too many details. Not a great troll. Super funny though.

1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-12-14

The weird amount of detail always gives the fake posts on legal advice and relationship advice away.

1 Law180 2018-12-14

fake or not, only an extremely gay person could even come up with this.

1 DuckterQuackWebMD 2018-12-14

And it's removed.