Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.

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There’s a whole conspiracy community revolving around the idea that the Satanist Illuminati perform sex-change operations on fetuses in utero. This dude is a believer in this theory. These people are on the same level of delusion as Flat Earthers.

Oh and also Keira Knightly does have a twelve year-old boy’s body. I had a crush on her when I first saw Pirates of the Caribbean, but lost all interest after I went through puberty.

I know this is often a nebulous concept in conspiracy theory but...Why ?

From what I can gather, it has to do with Satanists turning everything that’s right in the world on its head. Turning the profane into sacred, evil into good, black into white, men into women, and women into men. It’s supposed to be about defying God by corrupting his natural order.

This is my favorite video of his. At 7:30, he shows a picture of Cara Delevingne in a bikini and says that’s literally his body.

https://youtu.be/mtfrn5i-3CY?t=441

A lot of the Christian fear mongering comes from shit like this. Rich people do extravagant art, some of it comes off as unsettling, and thats all it takes for some Christians to get their panties bunched up

Keira Knightly does have a twelve year-old boy’s body.

you shut your disrespectful whore mouth! i'll be over here dabbing my trilby until m'Keira noticees

She’s Natalie Portman with a slightly less pretty face, prepubescent body, and smaller brain.

That's a very adult hardbody. Not her fault that she doesn't have huge tiddies.

Funny, I would have called her a smarter prettier less-fat version of Portman.

...ok now I'm more fucking confused than ever. I may as well ask directly - what actually is dabbing?

dabs

Is it a dance move? Is it a drug? Is it a way to consume a drug? Is it a tip of the hat?

default dances

Like this?

it's called the Transvestigation and it's 100% true

Sure if you're stupid

Perform sex change operations on people who become celebrities

1. ???
2. ???

Her bust was digitally enhanced in PotC

um its called a padded bra sweaty

Nah, she talks about it on the commentary. It was enhanced in post. Maybe they used a padded bra too.

> . I had a crush on her when I first saw Pirates of the Caribbean, but lost all interest after I went through puberty.

lol closet faggot detected

I'm not the one drooling over a twelve year-old boy in a Natalie Portman mask

Delet this

If transgender women looked like Keira Knightley in PotC1 transphobia would be over.

So would actual women. Who wants some fat slob of a foid when you could have that?

I dream

They actually went frame by frame and enhanced Keira Knightley's bust in every scene in PotC1. She talks about it on the commentary.

I knew something didn't add up

PotC1?

People of Color, tier 1. I.e. black people

Pirates of the Caribbean, the first one.

Ooooooooooh

They're lying, it's actually Passion of the Christ

where does he even get her being trans from? cause she has abs and her boobs aren't huge? guy seems to have never seen a fit woman

Transvestigation. Learn the truth.

Joan Rivers tried to tell us and for that they MURDERED her!!

22 is the master builder number.

Boaz is said to simulate reality at a creation/destruction cycle of 22 trillion Hertz.

The US debt clock is the master reset clock.

When it turns over @ 22 trillion the game is up/on. It's now 21.8!

guys this person may not be super mentally balanced, just a small hunch.

Or he's just played a lot of No Man's Sky...

In which case he's DEFINITELY not mentally balanced.

no man's sky is a pretty good game

fite me

https://i.imgur.com/80NCuSm.jpg

He skips leg day

He skips every day 😹

hm

It started as a dumpster fire and eventually became an okay game.

it's pretty good for a "get drunk/high and fly around to see some cool space shit" type game.

i've been playing subnautica though. probably the best one of these survival games to exist.

Sean Murray and Hello Games deserve some credit for trying to make good on their promises in the years following that disastrous NMS release, but it still doesn’t play like what was envisoned in the trailers. He game probably would have stayed in development for at least another year if Sony hadn’t fuelled the hype train so much.

the only thing that was in the trailers that doesn't really happen in the game are like the giant sandworm-looking creatures and dynamic environmental destruction

which, let's be real, name a single game that's had the level of environmental destruction as shown in the trailer. anybody who was expecting that in the game is an actual retarded person.

Who the fuck wastes their time playing a video game that doesn’t have sandworms?

ur mum

I guess Knightley looks like a granny is you have only seen that one picture of her, you haven't seen a woman in 3 months and have inhaled a whole of computer duster 10 minutes ago.

The procedure is most certainly not fake. Starlets are groomed since birth and are under heavy MK ultra style mind control and have various "alters" or split personalities induced by trauma. The game is deep.

I have no words. Only laughter.

LMAO the audacity of these freaks

Damn thos abs.

Right? I would cheesegrate my dick on those things until I bled.

is it worth having no tiddies though?

Yes. Don't get me wrong, I like toddies, but I honestly don't get much more mileage out of big knockers than little knockers, nipples matter more to me. Being in shape though... That's my shit.

Yo but imagine if she had big tits and kept her abs.

Small perky > big and saggy

Small perky > big and saggy

depends on what you consider saggy

Also the bigger they are the more likely they are to be absurdly asymmetrical or have otherwise unnattactive qualities.

In my experience nice small tits are way more common that nice big tits.

titties are for babies, aka sucking

real men past 18 love ass/hips

faggot.

actually being sexually attracted to gussy

miss me with that gay shit

ass/hips

you mean armpits?

Literally who ever asserted 2?

"But because of the amount of plastic surgery they may have gone through, they may have an unfair advantage. For example, males and females have different muscle mass, and it is easier for the transgender participants to have more defined bodies.

http://www.asiaone.com/health/allowing-transgenders-fantastic-it-fair

Lmao, there's people for literally everything.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

wait do terfs really say that transgender woman have an advantage in beauty pagents?

Yes, because men know what men want and the pageants are for men. So, they believe.

gussoids btfo

http://www.asiaone.com/health/allowing-transgenders-fantastic-it-fair

I had similar case in YT comment section. Dude was accusing Kathy and Sagal and Christina Appelgate of being MtF. Dude was a Christian nutjob.

Let’s give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate!

applause

That dude's tweets are pretty darn crazy

Damn! So low body fat, intense core strength and small tits=tranny now. Lets ignore the fact that she is mother too (although that could be a phantom pregnancy carried by another woman lol)

Sure she has unique features that might not be to everyone's taste, but to call her a tranny is just ignorance personified

There are literally pictures of her when she was pregnant. You'd have to be next-level autist to seriously believe Kiera Knightley used to be a dude.

I find her absolutely gorgeous, personally. If that's what trans women look like, sign me the fuck up.

There are lots of conspiracy theories that Beyonce's pregnancies were fake and that a surrogate carried her children.

I mean it sounds crazy but when you have celebrity money and reliance on your body staying perfect to keep making that money, anything is possible

lol for once a funny Twatter thread.

I.. i think so

No retard

Toite

I can't believe that people actually believe shit like this

Michael Knightley and K.I.T.T. will solve this white/black on black/white crime!

Pretty sure mtfs can't give birth...

this is an example of those retards who talk about shoulder-to-hip ratio whenever a passable tranny is spotted. i think they do that to establish how straight they are idk

shoulder-to-hip ratio is a decent indicator, but to claim you can tell whether someone is trans or not by observing this ratio is retarded because it obviously isn't the case everytime.

"and look at that six pack. gross." lol at american women being so gluttonous and retarded that they think a normal body fat level is foul play

I bet she has fat lips.