George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I’m a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course...
The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-12-14
George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I’m a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course...
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-14
The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.
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1 regionalfire 2018-12-14
Time for Israel to get 100 billion dollars a year in aid now.
1 allendrio 2018-12-14
Its more accurately an extra 100 billion subsidy for private defense industry
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-14
/pol/ on suicide watch
1 cmakk1012 2018-12-14
That’s the funniest part of all this IMO
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-14
It's over for two-state-solution-cels
1 cmakk1012 2018-12-14
unironically REEEEEEE
1 backltrack 2018-12-14
Oy vey, how'd you goys find out?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-12-14
Imagine being so radioactive that Christie won't even do it 😂😂😂
1 Think_Once 2018-12-14
That wasn't the issue. The issue was that there isn't a room in the White House where Christie and Trump could fit in at the same time.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-12-14
Too bad, I woulda dropped my life savings in McDonald's stock
1 Think_Once 2018-12-14
Now you can drop your live saving here:
https://www.israelbonds.com/Home.aspx
1 high_side 2018-12-14
/r/wailingwallstreetbets
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-12-14
Bonds are for boring old mayos 😴
1 Think_Once 2018-12-14
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/shekel/
Better?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-12-14
😂😂😂
1 allendrio 2018-12-14
It may even become harder to get staff with all these very public turndowns making others reconsider signing on if everyone else said no.
1 high_side 2018-12-14
Imagine having a chief of staff who can't get cleared above secret.
1 DonnysDiscountGas 2018-12-14
You think they're still giving Trump any classified intel?
1 PantherChamp 2018-12-14
C'mon, be fair. He can't leave New Jersey because he won't fit crossing the bridge.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-12-14
"This isn't a telecommuting position? Pass"
1 ObnoxiousFactczecher 2018-12-14
Hot Potato of the United States.
1 backltrack 2018-12-14
No. Not that fuck.