Woman is left brain dead after chugging a liter of soy sauce

1  2018-12-15 by GandalftheChromatic

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That is a special kind of stupid.

She was schizo

Well, she didnt lose the weight, but she cured her mental health problems......And for that, I salute her.

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she didnt lose the weight

Not yet but it isn't magic, give it a few weeks and the pounds will be falling off.

She'll have that Schiavo twinkle in her eyes.

At least it was only her left brain. She's still got her right brain.

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Whats with the RLM themed usernames showing up of late?

It's over for channel-awesome-cels

She lulled herself into a psychosis by going on an only white bread diet when she had celiac disease.

It's why they think she was even able to do this, she was totally out of her mind and thought someone was trying to poison her.

Turns out she was right — it was her.

I don't know how she still didn't involuntarily puke up all that soy sauce.

She'd messed up her stomach due to being gluten intolerant (actually gluten intolerant not just the 99% of "gluten intolerant" people who are just hypochondriacs) and eating nothing but white bread.

She was crazy

A regular human wouldnt be able to hold it down. The only way is to have a complete disconnect between reality and belief. Or sedation.

I thought it was a reflex. Like if you consumed that much salt you would vomit no matter what.

I watched some video about some japs doing ramen noodles in basically pure soy sauce and was about to correct you, but I didn't notice your "regular human" caveat.

I dont know how everyone doesnt involuntarily puke when they look at your face

Well, at least now she can post in /r/libertarian

theres an asian medical guy on youtube that did a video about her

The article is about his video you tard

assuming i clicked on the article

if im a tard what r u??

That's one of my favorite channels to listen to in the background when I'm doing shit at work. Dude is pretty entertaining.

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I'm neither of those but nice try faggot

That may be true, but you are a fucking retard. The channel's name is Chubbyemu. Faggot.

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How rude

No such thing as cleanse. Never was.

One of the most harmful inventions of the alternative medicine community was the concept of "toxins". Usually they do not know or can list any actual substance that is a "toxin" in the body, but they just know doing random garbage that causes extreme changes in the bodies hydration level (thus possibly fucking up the sodium-potassium balance and killing you) magically "purges" them. Like there are even pills that fill your gut full of expanding filler that you then shit out, it claims that the resulting shit is loads of "toxins" in your body being purged, but it is in fact just stuff that was introduced by the pills themselves.

Your liver is and kidneys and other organs are actually *really* good at getting rid of toxins in the body. You do *not* need any sort of special purgatives usually, they don't really help. Most actual toxins will eventually exit the body naturally once you stop consuming them, if they don't kill you.

The only thing that really sticks around on a long term basis is heavy metal poisoning - and they can test for that and give you chelation to help, btw. Do *not* just go out and do chelation yourself on the off chance of this btw, which a lot of alternative medicine practitioners will advocate. Chelation is a hardcore intervention, it has its own harmful side effects that need to be weighed against the harm of just leaving the heavy metals in the body (seriously).

Ironically some alternative medicine techniques have been [known to cause heavy metal poisoning themselves](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/10/081023101226.htm).

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if you know so little about nutrition you even consider attempting these fad diet cleansers, there's literally zero chance that even if they worked you wouldn't gain everything back eventually

The body can't handle that much estrogen.

The brain damage is just the first stage when morphing into Mundane Matt

( Hi Matt. Still got google alerts for your name you soy filled bitch? )

>Salty people have shrinking brains

How does Soy Sauce cause this?

Soy sauce has lots of salt in it. Salt attracts water. When you consume lots of salt, it'll make water go from where your body really needs the water to be to where the salt is, which basically causes a weird type of dehydration.

The opposite can happen too - that's why athletes drink saline water. If you consume a large amount of unsalted water at once, it'll fuck up your body as well.

Wait what, normal water harms athletes? It spreads around too fast cause it's needed and it causes damage?

It can be harmful to athletes who consume huge amounts of water in a short timeframe, e.g. runners and cyclists. I can't remember the exact explanation but it's related to osmosis: When you have two fluids with different concentrations of e.g. salt next to each others, some of the fluid with the lower concentration of salt will move over to and mix with the other fluid until the two fluids have the same concentration. I guess it makes sense to say that the water spreads around too fast but I can't remember why that causes damage.

But I do recall watching a video of a female runner who accidentally drank unsalted water during the entirety of a long competitive run (maybe a marathon?). She was able to finish the run but she looked extremely fucked up: Her skin had a weird color and she was obviously about to faint. She looked like an anorexic teen girl. People rushed to help her the moment she passed the finish line (I guess it was a really important run since they didn't help her before that).

The salt made her brain start shrinking and started to mess up her heart.

The hospital then rapidly hydrated her, which had the reverse effect, making her brain grow in size (squishing itself).

I would think the lack of oxygen from the period when she was in cardiac arrest would be more important. I'm not a medical expert though. Fucking with the sodium-potassium balance though screws up a *lot* of shit in the body. It's just that the effects on the heart are usually what take you out first, because nearly everything in the body dies within minutes of losing an oxygenated blood supply.

Tbh it was probably inhumane of them to not just let her die. I don't know how much brain function she has less, but I hope it is *very* little. It is truly disturbing to think of her having anything left up there.

The sodium-potassium balance is important in regulating the heart. That's why they execute people by overloading them with potassium, it throws off the balance and triggers a heartattack (or they used to at least, I think they use massive sedative doses to kill them now, instead of paralyzing them and then subjecting them to a painful heartache that only looks peaceful because their body is frozen in place). It can work just as well overloading the body with sodium though.

I don't understand hoe you could do that without puking automatically

The low key grammar diss

I'd be very salty if this happened to me.

Soy. Not even once.

If she drank a liter of soy sauce she had no brain to begin with.

>Woman

>Braindead

after

The jokes write themselves.

No, you don't understand, her brain was just full of toxins

You seriously do not fuck with the sodium potassium balance. That regulates the heart. Literally this is how they execute people (although they overload them with potassium instead of sodium, it can work the other way just as well). So much garbage advice out there it's amazing.

it's over for brain cells