Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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What the fuck is that website

How the fuck is this posted by anybody who isn't /u/snallygaster?!

THEY TOOK HER JOB

This is from 2018; she’s still sorting through the most boring trash of 2007 to share with us.

Doing the lord's work

I always thought xe went to SRD and clicked "top" then scrolled down.

How dare you say that sir. I challenge you to a duel for the honour of m'lady!

I like how the dude who posted this most likely has an account there too ...

Seriously, this is a fantastic find

It's stuff like this that makes /r/Drama unironically great

Eh

Ironically

OUT

Eh, that's going a bit far.

holy shit this site has a fucking politics subforum hahahahaha
still better than /r/politics tho

The fucking poetry recital that comes next is goddamn beautiful. They're all so deep and introspective about it you almost forget it's all in reference to swinging their dicks around in public.

This is a gold star post OP. I tip my fedora to you.

Do you need some monster condoms for your magnum dong?

lmao XD le funny sunny show

Totes hilarious

This but unironically and without the faggotry

So not this at all? I'd watch that. I wouldn't pay for it but i'd watch it.

I was just trying to say that it's funny.

You can stream it on Hulu or you know borrow it from a "friend".

Kind of reminds me of Hulbert Hulbert, he also wrote beautiful prose and enjoyed sexually harassing young girls

m not l: Humbert

Where is the horse and the rider?

Where is the horn that was blowing?

They have passed like rain on the mountains,

like wind in the meadow.

The days have gone down in the West,

behind the hills... into Shadow.

Whatever you do, be safe. The older we get, the less easy it gets to outrun or outfight young, physically aggressive "SJWs". I'd be nabbed for sure, so better to do it where and when it's okay.

God forbid the "SJWs" try to prevent you from sexually assaulting people.

A few decades ago, I did some vicarious flashing, there. Every time that I went to the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History, I'd hang around his display-case for a few minutes just to watch the young girls gawk, point and giggle. Without fail, their reaction was always a forgone conclusion. The long dead man's penis was indeed a nine incher albeit in the opposite from erect position - Don't ask me whether this was natural or a result of the embalming process. 

It doesn't get weird until they start discussing museum etiquette

"So why are you flying to Washington DC?" "uhhh"

The Natural History Museum is the one in New York from the movie, with Teddy Roosevelt and Ben Stiller.

I'm no expert, but everything I can find via Google says it's in DC.

I guess you're right. The one in New York is the "American MNH."

I can't find it online, is that really a thing?

I sincerely hope that by "young girls" this sick fuck does not mean children.

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are these guys all paedophiles? gross

lol dickflash.com. The internet is fucking bonkers.

Haha good comment!!

thanks you can save it. it's all yours!

I've never saved a comment before. Is it a bookmark favourite registry or?

The older we get, the less easy it gets to outrun or outfight young, physically aggressive "SJWs". I'd be nabbed for sure, so better to do it where and when it's okay.

Goddamn millennials killing another once proud and vibrant industry.

Stop kinkshaming me

We now know who to blame for Detroit: Those f#cking SJW politicians who strangled the flashing industry.

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?

I feel bad for him, getting old and so weak that the SJWs become a viable physical threat must suck

Men are weird, they might be 75 and borderline senile and still be huge pervs

"Let your mind wander. Your body may decline but the older mind means you have experience and wisdom. Even young girls like looking at a pair of wrinkly old balls."

• aktitman

What a fascinating window into a niche. At no other point in history could you connect to others all around the world through your kinks. If there were communities like it at all, I doubt anything written has survived for future generations. God bless the internet.

But what a bunch of fuckin weirdos.

Right? It's like they're so passionate...but about waving their dicks at people 🤣

Even young girls like looking at a pair of wrinkly old balls.

I sincerely hope these "people" do not mean children.

My favorite quote:

I'm in my 70s and i find that that younger girls find it gross if I flash them. I now pay my house maid to be around her naked. I also pay to her look while I masturbate, same with my garden boy.

I also have to pay to fuck a young boy or girl, the only ones that is still free is old men or women?

But fortunately I still get a good thrill to be naked or wanking in front of younger people!

Tfw when you're surprised to learn young women don't like looking at wrinkly old white ballsack.

Tragic, really.

Maybe that's just me but when he said young girl I thought he made it sound like a 12 year old or so ... same with young boy

Like would you call a 20 year old a young girl?

He’s in his 70s.

Im still feeling like he was probably talking about a 12 year old

So you're what, 15?

23

Calling 20 somethings girls is fine but young girl makes it sound like a girl who has barely started puberty. Girl is already the young form of woman, so young girl makes it sound very questionable.

I mean again, we are talking about a community where the age floor is 55+

Don't exactly think they've talked to someone under 30 in a while

We're also talking about a community of sexual degenerates

It's not beyond the pale that they're even worse than they seem

Milfs are young to him

😍😍😍

Im just wondering how they're not in jail

I try to stay in shape and can still shoot a load but my best flashing days are behind me.

😢

That whole thread is a goldmine of snappy quotes stg

This really is the best thing I've read today. Good find, OP! How'd you find it anyway?

How do you think?

Old Buddy Lmao

There's the guy who's hilarious and takes his dick out at a party sometimes, then there's this.

stop taking your dick out at parties, they're laughing because they're awkward and uncomfortable not because they think you're cool

I don't take it out to look cool. Keep your morals off my body, Ashcroft.

no nooo... They love it when I randomly take my dick out. Don't tell me how to live!

Louie?

This is that hilarious guys future.

Free the nipples? Nah, fam. Free the dicks!

They're laughing at you, Louis, not with you.

As long as they're laughing

There's the guy who's hilarious and takes his dick out at a party sometimes

You mean the guy who doesn't get invited to parties anymore because he keeps taking his dick out?

No, you see my friends are always just having parties for their families so obviously I wouldn't get invited. It's cool though I totally can just hang out with my friends at the bar, they love it when I take my dick out. They love it so much I have my picture up behind the bar and everything.

I really didn’t expect the title to be so literal

Why don't they just use Omegle like younger sexual deviants do?

There are "people" in their 70s using the term SJW

boomers aren't people

In my day we had to post hog by mail

I ain't taking humor lessons from the guy with bussy lmao in his name

thx

I sincerely hope that by "young girls" these sick fucks do not mean children.

In the Philippines, people just whip their dick out to piss wherever they want and no one really cares. I seen more random dick here than the time I went to seminary as a youth.

https://forums.catholic.com/

seminary

Fnar.

kinda hot ngl

I sincerely hope these "people" do not mean children when they mention "young girls" or boys.

Ah, OP has found a blessed cult of Harambe's message board.

Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.

I wonder if any of these dudes have the lyrics to Dick in a Box tattooed in old English as a personal anthem

Holy shit giving boomers internet access was truely the greatest accomplishment of our time

Technically speaking, they invented the internet, it was only fair.

Yeah but I think they're only just now understanding what they invented.

I think only the nerdy ones. My father is peak boomer, with an AOL account email, and uses the internet for only things like banking, or airline stuff. His brother on the other hand, also boomer, was cutting edge in silicon valley in the 70's.

An entire forum for perverted old men? The internet really does have everything

Bunch of fucking losers

http://loureads.com/2013/06/03/lou-reads-from-the-forums-of-dick-flash/

Shilling for a fat Latin grandpa that reads about bug chasers and old SA weekened webs

This is fun, thanks for sharing 👌

If you’re understandably questioning whether you should click on a link to “dickflash.com,” as someone who clicked, you should

These are the best kind of drama posts 👌

This is fucking magic. Life finds a way.

Goddamn, where did you find this?

i remember this place being featured on weekend web like 10+ years ago, im amazed its still active

What the fuck am I fucking reading right now? I fucking love this, how the fuck you even find this shit?

Even young girls like looking at a pair of wrinkly old balls.

I can assure you, granpappy, zero girls like this.

Or is he being sarcastic because the whole point is that he gets off on them not liking it?

What does it all mean?

I'm actually down to two women I know well enough to flash so I try to escalate it. More CFNM times, inadvertent touching, impromptu erection, may try for a "catch me wanking it" if I can somehow make it appear extremely accidental.

The combination of complete self-awareness about sexual predator behavior and nonchalant discussion of it is both fascinating and horrifying and I don't know which emotion is winning out.

In any case, spectacular find OP.

I don't doubt you in the least and should count myself very, very, very, very fortunate. In the meteor room when I was in my late teens or early 20s, a surprisingly small looking meteor was said to weigh 600 and some pounds. To an extent, I suppose, the weight would depend on the density of the metal but this looked too small to weigh so much - The metal plates on a 600 pound barbell would be far more voluminous. I decided to heft the meteor and test my hypothesis: If I succeeded, then the information on the display was wrong. The meteor was positioned and just high enough so that I only needed to grab it on opposite sides, bend my knees slightly and straighten up. Performing this 'experiment', I was able to easily lift the meteor completely off of its stand albeit only an inch or two. The thought crossed my mind to try and do more with it but I didn't want to press my luck. I set it back down. Nobody, not even the public seemed to know what I'd done. For a minute, I thought about running down a curator and telling him WHY the information was wrong. :shock: Here again, it's a damned good thing that I didn't.

The fuck is wrong with that guy.

I'm in my 70s and i find that that younger girls find it gross if I flash them. I now pay my house maid to be around her naked. I also pay to her look while I masturbate, same with my garden boy.

South Africa

This guy deserves the upcoming boer shoah.