The "World's Whitest Religion" is bussy blasted over capeshit marketing. Utahcels on suicide watch.

1  2018-12-15 by TheWatchGuard1

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the racism is simply this – why do random people off the internet see fit to tell a fully trained meditation instructor of the highest calibre that he isn’t enlightened because he’s angry?

Answer: white privilege.

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Snappy 😭😭😭😭😭

This is a form a religious discrimination.

Isn't suing someone because of religion a form a religious discrimination? :-p

Lol the painting the Mormons commissioned is indistinguishable from the art on every other religious pamphlet.

Yeah but did you know the Native Americans are Jewish 🤔🤔🤔

small brain: the native americans are jewish

big brain: the (((japanese emperors))) are jewish, so masakado blew the fuck out of the jews.

Galaxy brain: Jesus is American.

Universe brain: Jesus is Trump

Azathoth brain: Jesus is Nyarlathotep

Inshallah

I don't think I have been in a single mormon church that didn't have a copy of that painting. If they didn't want it to be parodied, I don't know why they portray it so much as the pinnacle of Mormon artistry so much.

Haha, how many Mormon temples have you been in

It is a good place to pick up closet gays, so, yaknow, no judgment or anything

Because mormon artists are thin on the ground. For some reason.

Reminder that the US Government never kept it's promise to exterminate the Mormons.

Just imagine if Mitt fucking Romeny was president.

😍😍😍

I’d be cumming binders full of semen

It's over for Jon-Huntsman-Jr.-cels

Can i get some saus on that

They kept them in Utah, so they kinda tried

I always thought """Buddhism""" was the whitest religion.

Nah, the whitest religion is "spiritual but not religious".

Just replace "thoughts and prayers" with "sending good vibes/positive energy."

Nah, it's def Atheism

Nothing is more white than opressing minorities and Utah. Mostly fucking Utah

This mocks something sacred to me, so I am just respectfully asking for that to change,”

Sounds pretty white to me.

However, many Mormons have taken issue with the poster

We should definitely be listening to the organized child abusers.

You could be talking abouy any religion

except

Buddhism?... no... Sikh?... no... Wicca?... oh fuck, that’s right, Oklahomans somehow ruined that one... Scientology juat had that A&E thing...

satanism, i guess

Remember that post about the Buddhist who got caught snorting coke during a sex orgy?

I would not be surprised is the monks had their own little harem behind temple doors

they’ve had several

True but every Mormon kid I grew up with was abused, even Catholic kids I knew had a chance of coming from a better home

religion that hates black people and oceans has retarded opinion on something Woweee what a fuckin suprise

No no God changed his mind about black people.

he not only uncursed them, he retroactively made it so they were never cursed

Ya, any religion that would punish radical centrists like that is bunk

Black people and oceans are on the opposite end of the political spectrum?

wait what's the ocean thing?

Oceans stand between them and space, duhh

Yeah um ok, it's Latter Day Saints tyvm!

www-nme-com.cdn.ampproject.org

what the fuck is that url

It's one of the places where google keeps a copy of other people's websites. There are a lot of weird design decisions in AMP made under a "We're google, shut up and like it" justification.

I did not know that a url could even begin with something like "www-nme-com".

https://💩.la/

www-nme-com.

Subdomain of a subdomain. For content from famous britbong rock mag

cdn.

Subdomain. Content Distribution Network caches content on servers around the world to reduce lag

ampproject.org

Domain

Amp... Fuck that shit

It's great on mobile and a cancer on desktop

Leave it to fucking mormons to think they can copyright Jesus.

world's whitest religion

universal human rights?

Mormons are one persecuted Imam away from becoming suicide bombers

Too white and lazy

It's over for Joseph-smith-cels

The Scientology of Utah is mad about somthing? oh say it ain't so

Isn't everything about Mormonism a mockery of (((Jesus)))?

Mormonism is the anime version of Christianity, CMV

What is their top anime betrayal then

You go back and tell Brigham Young that I'll give up the Lord's money when he sends me a receipt signed by the Lord

t. Samuel Brannan

I like the one where Jesus gets swole and flexes the cross into splinters

Ryan Reynolds is gonna get murdered by a Mormon guy screaming "God is great"

Mormons are not allowed to get that excited.

There's a fuck-tonne of M*rmons in Mexico, the whitest religion is the Church of Satan or any of those embarrassing neo-pagan religions for retards who didn't think atheism wasn't edgy enough.