OP in r/unopoularopinion brings up that there "needs" to be a small dick acceptance movement for men, before he'll accept the fat acceptance movement for women. Triggering everyone in the subreddit.

1  2018-12-16 by GodOfWisdomWar_Wine

58 comments

Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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Make hamplanets run on hamster wheels and use the energy to power our cities in a free and environmentally friendly way. The American South with all of it's fat fucks can become the energy hub of the Western Hemisphere. Then kill all dicklets and finally put me out of my misery.

What fat acceptance movement are these dicklets even talking about? Like the only place I ever see that shit is when someone on the internet is making fun of it.

The one in America/hamplanet where else

Usa has such movement, for plus sized women, but only if they pledge to be twatter feminists.

Fatties 4 Cocktails

Broke: Fat chicks shouldn't be shamed but dicklets are fair game

Woke: Neither fat chicks nor dicklets should be shamed

Ascended: Both fat chicks and dicklets are fair game and should be shamed at every possible opportunity

Amazing atheist btfo

A small dick is something you are born with. All that fat on your body is a result of you eating like a pig.

People are shamed for things they were born with all the time. Dicklets don't get a free pass.

Sure, but things that require you to choose to do them still deserve more shame.

No

I think you have to get a firmer grasp on what shame means.

I know, I know: "No"

The amount of people who are against shaming and personal responsibility is at an all time high.

We need to nuke the earth.

We could always just shame it?

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        P        O O
      O        P   P
    C  O  P  E     E
    O        P   P
    P        O O
    E  P  O  C
      E  P  I  C
    P        I U
  O        P  R
C  O  P  E   E
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Dude, it's like a baguette.

Fat people are gross.

Ever hear of jelqing? I haven’t because I’m huge. You can grow your dick.

Maybe you can delude yourself into thinking you've grown your dick

Im not lying when I say this but my dick is 15 inches. i don’t need to jelq and do not even know where I heard of it. it is real tho and works

C O P E O P E

What is dicklits shouldn't be shamed but Fat chicks blobs are fair game?

I talk to gay men a lot

The idea that you could talk to gay men 'a lot' about this sort of thing and think that it's women that are size queens blows my mind

(Don't reply if <7 inches, I'm a busy bussy and can't afford to have my time wasted)

I've never understood why gay men would want to have sex with a bigger dick. I'd think smaller would make a lot more sense to avoid bussy prolapse.

The challenge is what makes it fun to do.

Besides, gay sex tends to be less anal-focused than a lot of people often assume.

Anal isnt always simple

Real, non circle jerk talk, my husband is a bit over 7 and that's honestly a bit uncomfortable sometimes even for oral, so I don't understand the quest for 10 inchers from my fellow gays either, but it does happen quite a bit.

Sorry, we only like people who pretend to be gay here. Pack your desk up

I can say bussy lmao a few times if that would help?

Please do.

You wouldn’t understand because you’re not horse pilled.

Why the hell was the other thread on this deleted smh

Im not experienced on the topic of dicks but you know what I see a lot of huge dickheads in r/drama lol

Burn

It's over for dicklets and fatlots.

21.5 upvotes

DICKLETS UNITE!

I upvoted because it was funny

Now that's how you write a fucking bait post.

Acceptance for uncontrollable things are all well and good but I will still make fun of your little bean sprout.

Is 5" small or average?

Slightly belower average (~5.2 inch)

Depends on the region too, if he's from China, then he's above average.

Is 8" average?

Ah man, I forgot about the misc.

That really brings me back to the old days.

4chan for people who were too autistic to figure out how to use 4chan.

I struggle to believe that this is true, but I've learned that disbelieving something exists on the internet is essentially daring the internet to prove you wrong

I present "exhibit A"

Ah yes the best drama of all time

The amount of upvotes that post got made me almost become a circlebroker.

As if dicklets would join such a movement and out themselves as inferior male specimens.

hes right though, why cant i hate trannies, fatties and lgbt degenerates who choose to be subhuman but its okay to hate someone they have no control over

i dont think there needs to be an acceptance movement for it

Ah, the everlasting fight between the two most numerous demographic strata on reddit: dicklets and hamgalaxies.

The people trying to troll in that thread are pretty fucking bad at it.

"You have a small dick lol"

"no u"

"no u but more".

I've said it before. I just feel sorry for black dudes with little dicks.

I have stood up to several women on behalf of other men who make this comment, including my now gf.

I am very blessed in that department, and realize how lucky I am, because it is such an important aspect in a man's life that he feels confident and able to provide pleasure for his partner.

I think my most memorable smack-down came after a Tinder date a few years ago. Her words were along the line of "WOW that was great! The last guy I had I couldn't tell if it was in, what a loser!" Knowing that a good friend of mine isn't well endowed because he's confided in my before, I replied "Well imagine how he felt about your smelly pussy." (It really did smell, it was the one and only time we had sex).

Anyways she stormed out of my house.

oh my god

All of that effort just so he could goad strangers into telling him that 5.5" isn't small.

rip 5.5

can you even pee out of it?