As we all know, society encourages men beating women. Walk down the street, what do you see? Men beating women. Go to work? Women being beat by men. That's why there are no laws against it. Hey hey! Ho ho! This beating culture has got to go!
This is why I can’t get on board with feminism. I hate that so many women suffer from male violence, but it’s bullshit and demeaning to suggest that (western) men are encouraged to hit/rape women
As it should be. Drinking is about the most degenerate thing a man can do (barely a step above smoking) and anyone who partakes deserves nothing but the worst in life.
I remember the first beer I had after I turned 21. It was disgusting and I don't understand where all of the hype is. I might start to like it if I get a park ranger job in the middle of the Alaskan tundra.
We should lower the drinking age to get rid of the stigma so we don't get kids drinking tons of gross bread water and passing out. All of the stigma around drinking gives drugs an edge they certainly don't deserve.
I really hope the women on those board are just the worst of the bunch. Because if your average women is really like your average twox poster i might as well just accept it would be better to never get married.
Then again I would argue it's men's fault we let women abuse us like this. Men won't stand together and that's the real tragedy. That's why women have been able to walk all over us
If shitty people on the internet were representing the majority of people like them it would seem that most folks are shitty. Also, r/drama posters and members are definitely rude, vulgar, and offensive. I think a lot of the fucked up things people say on this sub are ironic. Not all of it, maybe not even half of it, but a lot of it regardless
This is trollx too. Trollx started out as a joke mocking twox and it invariably just turned into a twox clone. Further proving that women take shit too seriously. Women can't meme. I imagine if I posted this over there I'd even get a "Maybe the reason we take things so seriously is because at any moment a man could rape us and take away our dignity".
The only reason I can think they want twox as a default is because it improves the sites image as being a safe place for women, because otherwise it makes no sense. r/funny is a default because everyone likes jokes (even if most of them aren't funny), politics was a default because everyone participates in politics and elections (even if r/politics is nowhere nearly represents even a large minority of regular voters), but twox is a sub-reddit for women. More than half the people that join this site are dudes, why sign them up for a sub designed for women?
It's funny how Pysch 101 they are too. It's like hmm, you hate men, huh? What's your relationship with your dad like? Oh, not good? SHOCKER. How about you save your twitter rants for you therapist, sweaty.
recently a man in Texas was found guilty of drugging and raping a woman at a party and will face no prison time, will not have to register as a sex offender
Why do I feel like there is more to the case. Nah I am sure these woman are great legal experts
Was that the one where both the prosecutor and the judge both came out and said that the media didn't know all the facts and that if they did that they would have understood the decision?
It's actually real and the nuance is that they never brought the case to trial and he pleaded no contest because they expected to probably not get a conviction and the judge in question had a history of being light on the sort of crime anyways. He's going to graduate from my alum soon and there was minor drama around it.
They use the plural form instead of the singular form. They'll say something like "a man and a women". I see this at least 3 times day, and often there will be entire conversations where nobody corrects their annoying fucking repeated misspelling.
Redditors create and upvote bots that point out spelling errors, who the fuck are you kidding. I just happen to be the only person on this website who notices this shit, somehow.
I actually do believe she left with him willingly. There's no other explanation for her hysterical overreaction to being fingered while blacked out. She acted like her world was over over a drunken fingerbang. Even if it was a "rape", I don't think it's something one should be able to claim trauma on. I was actually molested as a child and conscious when it happened. I didn't like it, but jeezus fucking christ, it wasn't even on the the top 10 worst experiences in my life.
Yup. People always bring this up, but if you read the case files, its definitely a very gray case. Also often not mentioned, the "victim" said she didnt want him punished harshly at sentencing.
I was at a wedding recently and the bride was tipsy. This girl kept making judge mental comments and I was like what? A girl can’t get drunk at her own wedding now? Get outta here. If the groom woulda been that drunk it probably woulda been looked at as comical. It’s time we start treating all drunks equally.
Dude anyone who gets drunk at their own wedding is trashy as fuck.
A good Best Man will keep the groom half drunk - enough that he can't focus and put together a good escape plan, but not so much he shits himself at the altar or something.
Just not in front at the altar in front of everyone. You should still have the wherewithal to excuse yourself - if you can manage that, then a good Best Man or even Groomsman should be prepared for minor mishaps with a spare tux and some baby wipes.
If you can stand paying $20k for an event that only lasts for one day that cocaine isn't provided at without being drunk then you're subhuman trash descended from a fucking raccoon.
If men are really so idiotic and bereft of morality, they should never be allowed to vote.
If testosterone really does turn all men into assaulters and rapists, then they should all be on testosterone blockers.
If men really don’t know how to talk to women without degrading, insulting, and harassing them, they should be kept out of society at large until they learn.
Somehow they never reach the logical conclusions to the redicilous postulates they keep touting as catch-all excuses. :/
The only solace in the world I have is knowing women like this don’t have the discipline to lose weight so will never hold power
These women take themselves so seriously they probably think someone not fawning over them is the same as being beat about the pussy with a dead squirrel carcass
Nah, he would be called a violent alcoholic by many people but I'm certain there are those who would say "Oh, he's not normally like that. It's only when he drinks. He's a great guy!"
Friends, family, people who like that man (or woman) and didn't see the violent side of him.
And he may actually be what they say at times AND a violent alcoholic too.
Unpopular opinion: there should be no difference in hitting a man and hitting a woman. If it's justified, it's justified. What you have between your legs makes no difference.
Hitting someone is an acknowledgement that you have completely failed as a human being. Humans have spent 2 millions years evolving from cavemen and you've literally resorted to their problem solving solutions.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-16
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1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-12-16
As we all know, society encourages men beating women. Walk down the street, what do you see? Men beating women. Go to work? Women being beat by men. That's why there are no laws against it. Hey hey! Ho ho! This beating culture has got to go!
1 ShitsureiKamisama 2018-12-16
Society is truly the plight of women everywhere, especially the white ones.
1 MPHJ-7 2018-12-16
This really says something about our society
1 vjaY619 2018-12-16
Yes, it says 3rd and 4th wave feminism is a cancer to society.
1 LighthouseToLunar 2018-12-16
You sound like a chud, and possibly an incel
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-12-16
Now don't be rude to this poor gamer
1 LighthouseToLunar 2018-12-16
Tell me why, Mr. Peepee, even after MULTIPLE room cleanings, do the girls run away screaming as I run after them with my dick out? Is it feminism?
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-12-16
Did you read my book on washing your penis?
1 aqouta 2018-12-16
You have to clean the room in your soul.
1 Psyman2 2018-12-16
Let's not call people pedophiles for no reason. It makes my boobs jiggle with anger.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-12-16
oh I dont know I kinda like them all
1 vjaY619 2018-12-16
Sorry, I was cleaning my room. Here's my favorite Sir Jordan Peterson of the House of Lobsters video.
1 Will0saurus 2018-12-16
WE
1 MPHJ-7 2018-12-16
LIVE IN A SOCIETY
1 wowbagger 2018-12-16
Somehow, I just heard James Brown sing those two lines.
1 smrt109 2018-12-16
they feel guilty for not having to contribute anything other than their pussy to survive in this world
1 Fletch71011 2018-12-16
TrollX actually believes this.
1 Andriodia 2018-12-16
Depends on the society, you know they not static or homogeneous, right?
1 ineed750bucks 2018-12-16
Just like my gender
1 nanonan 2018-12-16
You're right. Should have the word indigenous in there somewhere.
1 ineed750bucks 2018-12-16
People really need a new slogan
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-12-16
I always think of a conga line when I hear the Hey Hey Ho Ho chant 😹😹😹
1 angrybroad 2018-12-16
This is why I can’t get on board with feminism. I hate that so many women suffer from male violence, but it’s bullshit and demeaning to suggest that (western) men are encouraged to hit/rape women
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-16
It's over for drinking-cels
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2018-12-16
As it should be. Drinking is about the most degenerate thing a man can do (barely a step above smoking) and anyone who partakes deserves nothing but the worst in life.
1 sevgee 2018-12-16
sip
Inshallah
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2018-12-16
It’s over for your liver-cels
1 sevgee 2018-12-16
Joke's on you, I fuck my liver all the time
1 LightUmbra 2018-12-16
Hot.
1 wowbagger 2018-12-16
Will Smith: “Da’ss hot!”
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-16
Ironically, enough I know so many Muslims that drink and smoke a lot (a few family members), but draw the line at pork. Absolute riots.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-12-16
So there's a joke I heard recently and for some reason remember often.
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked,
"Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith and made love to a woman."
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a fucking ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-16
Life-fuel for kid diddlers
1 zergling_Lester 2018-12-16
The other way around I guess.
1 2odastream 2018-12-16
Explain the joke pls i dont think i get it
1 2016wasthegreatest 2018-12-16
The sex the priest had is more enjoyable than the pork. They both committed sins but one had a better time
1 2odastream 2018-12-16
Oh that was it? I thought there was something I was missing like a brainlet.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-12-16
That, and the Jews got a much better deal on sins as usual, with that pork stuff.
1 JustLions 2018-12-16
No, they didn't get the joke either.
1 JustLions 2018-12-16
No, the joke is that it's better to be forbidden from pork than sex.
1 2016wasthegreatest 2018-12-16
What do u think this means
1 JustLions 2018-12-16
The joke isn't that the priest had a better time sinning, the joke is that the priest is a dumbass for following a religion banning sex.
1 2016wasthegreatest 2018-12-16
Go fuck yourself
1 JustLions 2018-12-16
There there, princess. Jokes can be tough to figure out.
1 2016wasthegreatest 2018-12-16
I fucking hate you. You'll regret this one day
1 ardasyenden 2018-12-16
Soon, brother
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-16
Absolutely cucked.
1 iamusingplebbit 2018-12-16
Were you bullied in school, mentally retarded, or perhaps, both?
So? Is life a competition of who lives the longest?
No you won't if you are not underage and you know how to smoke in moderation.
Who's telling you should smoke a pack a day you fucking moron?
1 CosmicPaddlefish 2018-12-16
I remember the first beer I had after I turned 21. It was disgusting and I don't understand where all of the hype is. I might start to like it if I get a park ranger job in the middle of the Alaskan tundra.
We should lower the drinking age to get rid of the stigma so we don't get kids drinking tons of gross bread water and passing out. All of the stigma around drinking gives drugs an edge they certainly don't deserve.
1 tHeSiD 2018-12-16
Whats the point of drinking if you can't hit women?! These people are getting too PeeCee!
1 shaneoffline 2018-12-16
I only drink to numb the pain of my knuckles rattling off my father bitches jaw
1 Ennui2778 2018-12-16
GOOD point.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-16
It's over for domestic-abuse-cels
1 MooseHeckler 2018-12-16
The es Jay duba yous strike again.
1 2odastream 2018-12-16
I'll pee on you, you CEE YOO EN TEE!
1 zergling_Lester 2018-12-16
Good bot.
1 upstandingbot 2018-12-16
Thanks for being nice!
1 [deleted] 2018-12-16
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1 sevgee 2018-12-16
It's over for plinkett-cels
1 aqouta 2018-12-16
Wait there are other plinkett?
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-16
Life-fuel
1 Ranilen 2018-12-16
Virgin drinking-cel vs Chad high-functioning-alcoholic.
1 KulakBlack 2018-12-16
look he posted it
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-16
It's over for gimmick-cels
1 iamusingplebbit 2018-12-16
Were you bullied in school, mentally retarded or both?
So? Is life a competition of who lives the longest?
No you won't if you are not an underage b& and smoke in moderation.
Who's telling you should smoke a pack a day you fucking moron?
1 JustLions 2018-12-16
The only thing society encourages more than being women is raping them.
1 lets_move_to_voat 2018-12-16
yo dawg I heard you like women so I made you a woman and put you in the woman's bathroom so you can oppress while you be oppressed
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-16
That's ulsom fucked up poetry level stuff my guy
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-12-16
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-12-16
not this one bro
1 Bronafide 2018-12-16
Just check the rest of the comments
1 Vurtizontal 2018-12-16
I really hope the women on those board are just the worst of the bunch. Because if your average women is really like your average twox poster i might as well just accept it would be better to never get married.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-16
Come be gay with me, it's amazing
1 Vurtizontal 2018-12-16
No thanks. Ill keep hoping for AI gfs and watching solo milfs videos instead.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-16
Also a valid life choice
1 Barton_Foley 2018-12-16
He is lying, he just thinks he is too good for you.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-16
It's over Blade-Runner-2049-cels
1 yamabikos 2018-12-16
Replicantcels
1 Van-Diemen 2018-12-16
I sometimes wish I was looking at the current state of western w*men. Alas, I was born this way.
1 Pie_021 2018-12-16
You aren't the only one thinking that.
Then again I would argue it's men's fault we let women abuse us like this. Men won't stand together and that's the real tragedy. That's why women have been able to walk all over us
1 Vurtizontal 2018-12-16
Im not starting up with other men, all this retarded movements is what made shit retarded in the first place.
1 MundaneBend 2018-12-16
Men rise up.
1 ABigBigThug 2018-12-16
Femcels being dumb on a subreddit is not abuse.
🐴👞
1 Metal_Charizard 2018-12-16
Words are violence, sweaty
1 heyyyyitsjimmybaby 2018-12-16
Bruh I'm never getting married unless that bitch has way more money than me and I can Tony Braxton her.
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-12-16
You need to leave your mom's basement to get married bro
1 Vurtizontal 2018-12-16
I don't have a basement bro.
1 Kelkymcdouble 2018-12-16
HE SAID YOUR MOM'S, BRUH
1 Vurtizontal 2018-12-16
But my mom doesng have a basement either.
1 Dewpop 2018-12-16
you sure do know a lot about ur moms downstairs 🤔🤔
1 Contourboar 2018-12-16
We all do.
1 Vurtizontal 2018-12-16
Of course i do. Why wouldn't i know about where my mom lives.
1 Kelkymcdouble 2018-12-16
BRUH, HE MEANT YOUR MOM'S VAGINA
1 wowbagger 2018-12-16
Well why wouldn’t he, he lived in it for 9 months.
1 NaturalChocolate 2018-12-16
Ewww gussy.
1 Dolphin_McRibs 2018-12-16
They're not. Your average woman is annoying in other ways.
1 Birdlover1233 2018-12-16
There are as many average women on twox than there are average men on mens right.
It takes a special kind of person to be invested into these kind of subs
1 Anaseb 2018-12-16
Mensrights=TwoX=opposite gender is misguided and selfish.
MGTOW=GC=opposite gender is evil, and marriage/troons is a trojan horse! pretty much.
1 DownWithDuplicity 2018-12-16
I think that is bullshit. Anti-feminism isn't misogyny
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-16
All I got from your comment and exit is something I already knew: people fucking suck.
1 Vurtizontal 2018-12-16
Explain?
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-16
If shitty people on the internet were representing the majority of people like them it would seem that most folks are shitty. Also, r/drama posters and members are definitely rude, vulgar, and offensive. I think a lot of the fucked up things people say on this sub are ironic. Not all of it, maybe not even half of it, but a lot of it regardless
1 nanonan 2018-12-16
Don't worry, the chances of that happening for you are next to zero.
1 Vurtizontal 2018-12-16
S.....s.s.s.shut up!
1 GreasyPeter 2018-12-16
This is trollx too. Trollx started out as a joke mocking twox and it invariably just turned into a twox clone. Further proving that women take shit too seriously. Women can't meme. I imagine if I posted this over there I'd even get a "Maybe the reason we take things so seriously is because at any moment a man could rape us and take away our dignity".
1 PM_SUCCUBUS_EROTICA 2018-12-16
that happened shortly after twox was defaulted.
1 GreasyPeter 2018-12-16
The only reason I can think they want twox as a default is because it improves the sites image as being a safe place for women, because otherwise it makes no sense. r/funny is a default because everyone likes jokes (even if most of them aren't funny), politics was a default because everyone participates in politics and elections (even if r/politics is nowhere nearly represents even a large minority of regular voters), but twox is a sub-reddit for women. More than half the people that join this site are dudes, why sign them up for a sub designed for women?
1 4ntonvalley 2018-12-16
Wow, some people need go get over themselves. Beating a woman is, hands down, the ultimate pinaccle of life.
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-16
Hell, it is life for some
1 blyatman12345 2018-12-16
>implying the average trollx poster doesn't deserve some smacks
1 sevgee 2018-12-16
I'm sure their gutflaps do that for them
1 lolxox1965 2018-12-16
It's always the ugly trogdolytes that make these tweets
1 WeeniePops 2018-12-16
It's funny how Pysch 101 they are too. It's like hmm, you hate men, huh? What's your relationship with your dad like? Oh, not good? SHOCKER. How about you save your twitter rants for you therapist, sweaty.
1 UsedTree 2018-12-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQSD1E7YjHQ
1 Awayfone 2018-12-16
Why do I feel like there is more to the case. Nah I am sure these woman are great legal experts
1 d-amazo 2018-12-16
yeah the "more to" the case is that "it never happened"
1 gederman 2018-12-16
I saw that case. The evidence was weak and defendant got a good plea bargain.
1 georgeapg 2018-12-16
Was that the one where both the prosecutor and the judge both came out and said that the media didn't know all the facts and that if they did that they would have understood the decision?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-12-16
Yeah. It was all over my other social media. Apparently the guy had some sort of alibi and I think there was conflicting eyewitness accounts
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2018-12-16
Doesn't this describe literally everything?
1 aqouta 2018-12-16
It's actually real and the nuance is that they never brought the case to trial and he pleaded no contest because they expected to probably not get a conviction and the judge in question had a history of being light on the sort of crime anyways. He's going to graduate from my alum soon and there was minor drama around it.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-12-16
Why do men on Reddit desperately want an excuse to hit a women?
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-12-16
Cause men and women aren't people
1 dramasexual 2018-12-16
it's OVER for binary-gender-cells
1 Arbys_Official 2018-12-16
Have you ever met a woman?
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-16
😂😂😂😂
1 point_shaver 2018-12-16
Because, apparently it's not okay to do it for the fun of it.
1 CoolBeansBussyBoi 2018-12-16
Why does anyone want to do anything fun?
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-12-16
Wtf man you can't say that! Man you really just don't give a fuck.
1 umar4812 2018-12-16
Why are you gay
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-12-16
Hugh Jackman mostly
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2018-12-16
why do retards not know how to spell "woman"? I see this shit fucking constantly and nobody ever acknowledges it for some reason.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-12-16
I'm uneducated, your being very hurtful right now.
1 BigBrownDog12 2018-12-16
You must have strong opinions on Battlefield V then
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-16
Only if they're a woman
1 computerbone 2018-12-16
because it is the plural form? Am I retarded? Am I missing the joke?
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2018-12-16
They use the plural form instead of the singular form. They'll say something like "a man and a women". I see this at least 3 times day, and often there will be entire conversations where nobody corrects their annoying fucking repeated misspelling.
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-16
Maybe because folks knew what the person meant and were focused on being asshole in a more productive manners.
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2018-12-16
Redditors create and upvote bots that point out spelling errors, who the fuck are you kidding. I just happen to be the only person on this website who notices this shit, somehow.
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-16
DAE GRAMMAR. Oh my God, people are unironically like this lmfao. r/iamverysmart
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2018-12-16
I'm willing to bet that you're being unironic right now
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-16
No, I'm full of iron get it fucking right or don't even @ me, cuh.
1 ParticularDrummer 2018-12-16
Spelling isn't the same thing as grammar you fucking imbecile.
1 angrybroad 2018-12-16
“A women”? Does that sound right to you?
1 computerbone 2018-12-16
I didn't notice the a in the original comment. On the reread I get what he is referring to.
1 Kiru-kokujin25 2018-12-16
because we cant do it because theyre annoying cunts
1 MandirKahaBanega 2018-12-16
Taboo makes peepee hard
1 kier00 2018-12-16
What do you say to a woman with a black eye?
Nothing, she had already been told twice.
1 expesh 2018-12-16
I despise modern women. I am thankful to Allah the only people Id have sex with are cute twinks.
1 MacAndShits 2018-12-16
500 year-old goat loli
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-16
Sometimes I worry about this sub getting shut down and allowing it's users to migrate to subs full of functioning human beings.
1 BlacJeesus 2018-12-16
Oh. Oh no.
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-16
I want us contained for the safety of other people's sanity and well-adjusted sense of morality.
1 Ewindal 2018-12-16
Imagine being so sheltered you think society covers for alcoholic wife beaters. They're literally the lowest of low in the eyes of society.
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-16
Idk man they have they're shirt named after them.
1 UnexpectedLizard 2018-12-16
Every time, they bring up one aberrant case among millions of convictions. Some people legitimately want to be oppressed.
1 Van-Diemen 2018-12-16
Brock Turner's sentence is literally what women receive when they rape someone, if Brock was a Brockolina her sentence would be the norm.
The fact a male got female time is what was so shocking.
1 nanonan 2018-12-16
Wait, are you telling me that a member of the ultra wealthy elite got a lighter sentence? In America?!?! Well I never.
1 JustLions 2018-12-16
No, when women do what Brock Turner did, they give funny speeches about it at a feminist award show, and get applauded.
1 2016wasthegreatest 2018-12-16
Kill yourself before you go fuck yourself
1 Aivias 2018-12-16
Correct me if Im wrong but wasnt he mid-fingerbang with a willing girl who passed out and he caught wearing her as a glove?
1 DownWithDuplicity 2018-12-16
I actually do believe she left with him willingly. There's no other explanation for her hysterical overreaction to being fingered while blacked out. She acted like her world was over over a drunken fingerbang. Even if it was a "rape", I don't think it's something one should be able to claim trauma on. I was actually molested as a child and conscious when it happened. I didn't like it, but jeezus fucking christ, it wasn't even on the the top 10 worst experiences in my life.
1 KingWayneX 2018-12-16
Yup. People always bring this up, but if you read the case files, its definitely a very gray case. Also often not mentioned, the "victim" said she didnt want him punished harshly at sentencing.
1 Denny_Craine 2018-12-16
Dude anyone who gets drunk at their own wedding is trashy as fuck.
1 Ranilen 2018-12-16
A good Best Man will keep the groom half drunk - enough that he can't focus and put together a good escape plan, but not so much he shits himself at the altar or something.
1 CrazyMoonlander 2018-12-16
Half drunk is not shitting your pants for you?
Good to know.
1 Ranilen 2018-12-16
Just not in front at the altar in front of everyone. You should still have the wherewithal to excuse yourself - if you can manage that, then a good Best Man or even Groomsman should be prepared for minor mishaps with a spare tux and some baby wipes.
1 o11c 2018-12-16
If you can't get a best man who's this good as well as the usual requirements, do not skimp on the "swordsman" part.
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-16
Lol that's why my mom never got married, so she could always be drunk. Classy as fuck
1 Hemingwavy 2018-12-16
If you can stand paying $20k for an event that only lasts for one day that cocaine isn't provided at without being drunk then you're subhuman trash descended from a fucking raccoon.
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2018-12-16
The only solace in the world I have is knowing women like this don’t have the discipline to lose weight so will never hold power
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-16
No skinny diet NO SKINNY AUTHORITY
1 GreasyPeter 2018-12-16
Inb4 "Why are all these men on testosterone blockers not attractive to me anymore."
1 Aivias 2018-12-16
These women take themselves so seriously they probably think someone not fawning over them is the same as being beat about the pussy with a dead squirrel carcass
1 DConstructed 2018-12-16
Nah, he would be called a violent alcoholic by many people but I'm certain there are those who would say "Oh, he's not normally like that. It's only when he drinks. He's a great guy!"
Friends, family, people who like that man (or woman) and didn't see the violent side of him.
And he may actually be what they say at times AND a violent alcoholic too.
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-16
r/thisisntwhoweare
1 DConstructed 2018-12-16
Yep.
1 Tristan401 2018-12-16
Unpopular opinion: there should be no difference in hitting a man and hitting a woman. If it's justified, it's justified. What you have between your legs makes no difference.
1 heyitsmeurnonfriend 2018-12-16
What if I have a Slap-O-Matic between my legs?
1 Tristan401 2018-12-16
You might be exempt
1 BlacJeesus 2018-12-16
This is one of those 'unpopular' opinions posted in r/unpopularopinions
1 Hemingwavy 2018-12-16
Hitting someone is an acknowledgement that you have completely failed as a human being. Humans have spent 2 millions years evolving from cavemen and you've literally resorted to their problem solving solutions.
1 MooseHeckler 2018-12-16
It's just as I thought, trollx.
1 bamename 2018-12-16
anti-white?
1 notcyberpope 2018-12-16
Let's all take life advice from people who only interact with people just like them on the internet and their 14 cats
1 Systemsmodel 2018-12-16
Some British idiot just wrote an article says the gays have to stand by the Muslims too
1 mramisuzuki 2018-12-16
Literally everyone in that topic has ptsd from getting raped.
I mean.
It must be true.
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-16
Mayo Gussy doesn't know protocol for being hit, chocolate Gussy will fuck you up right back. Facts.
1 grungebot5000 2018-12-16
this is one of those things that actually happens more in real life than on the internet
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-12-16
TrollX is just r/femcels at this point.