I eat ur gay ass reddiquette for breakfast and shit it out on Alexis Ohanian's wife stomach while having kinky sex with her

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What the fuck man

The cringy insults The power mod censoring shit The thousands of comments On r/politics of all places

This is true keno

keno

It's kino you poop licker

shitlicker

kinky OwO

maybe he means this

https://thelott.com/keno/results

How does being cooked at 425 degrees feel like? Is it almost as bad as being flamed by me. You are so OWNED.

chemically castrated

What, are you friends with them or something?

I can't tell what's going on, why are they fighting?

If I had to guess, I'd say it's probably the 'tism.

Trump has Mueller right where he wants him Trump always wins He has defeated 16 Republicans and the GOP establishment He has defeated Hillary Clinton and the DNC He has outfoxed the media and brought Fox News under his control He has fired Comey and Jeff Sessions and grievously wounded the Deep State He has brought the globalists to heel Now all of that is left is Mueller. All of the libs, globalists and deep state slugs have put all of their hopes and dreams into Mueller No denying Mueller is Trump’s greatest foe to date. But once he goes down, ultimate power will be ours!!! ;)

Boy they sure love freedom.

Yeah Trump always wins, unless it’s at a casino and he’s the house.

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"goose egg" is a slang term for the number zero so i guess it's meant as an insult to imply that the person called the goose egg is worthless. one of them has the word "goose" in their name. apparently these two have some history with arguing with one another and neither one knows when to stop posting, this is the most ridiculous internet slapfight i have seen in a while though. and part 1 isn't even the beginning, who knows the original comment was. one of them is a leftist and the other is a right winger but it devolves well past that into silly "no ur the dumb one" back and forth, both of them thinking they won that argument

goosy boy accuses dingleberry of creating multiple accounts to stalk and troll him, which i honestly believe, seeing how he's so easy to bait. one account is about 10 days old, the other several years.

I can't even view the crazyness properly, I fucking hate mods like that that censor shit just for the sake of it. Fare enough if it's some guy just posting "OOGA BOOGA" "NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS" endlessly. But even then I kinda want to see what people say back to him, at least one person with humour in their soul will give a half decent comeback that is worth a chuckle.

I have a conspiracy theory that they're both alts from the same person.

Necro-ing this thread but I feel that this is one for the ages and I should contribute for posterity:

In James Elroy books "goose-egg" means the detective got nothing out of the investigation. They have no evidence, no leads. I guess it's boomer-speak alternative for blaring "NO COLLUSION!" at the end of tweets.

Since this is on-topic does anyone know what a good source is for goose in the US? Goose meat and products seem to be an expensive "luxury item" here which is total bullshit. The price for goose in every website I've checked is on par with weird luxury meats like rattlesnake and zebra

If I get them frozen I can ususally find them at Kroger/Albertsons/Dillions/whatever else they own. There are people who will raise geese and turkeys for you too. I think my friend charges like $40 a turkey. Find someone with eggs for sale and ask them.

If I get them frozen I can ususally find them at Kroger/Albertsons/Dillions/whatever else they own.

Seriously? I wonder if this is a regional thing.

There are people who will raise geese and turkeys for you too.

Oh, this is a good idea

internet meat

It's fine when you have no other options, right?

what part of the US?

Are you looking for whole goose or fois gras? I dont I've ever seen whole goose but any worthwhile butcher can get you fois gras... they probs get you goose too. You could also hunt one

It’s like red dead redemption 2 irl.

I'm looking for full goose, but I've never actually seen one in the grocery store.

Do Canadian geese taste good?

I'm retarded, go to a Chinatown or an asian market that sells proteins, they should for sure have them.

I have to go a specialty butcher in NYC (in the West Village). Normal grocery stores don't have them. I did occasionally see them in normal stores when I lived in the Midwest.

I heard either duck or goose grease is tasting absolutely rancid though, is this true?

I don't know about duck grease, but goose grease is absolutely amazing to cook with.

http://www.goosefat.co.uk/page/usage-recipes

Oh wow, thank you for the link. I guess there is a page for everything on the internet lol

Admittedly you do have to wake up a bit early, but this one last week cost me $2.50

Soooo good

I hear they’re a pain to pluck. ‘S that true?

Depends. Geese aren’t like turkeys or chickens in that they don’t really walk around a lot so there isn’t much meat past the breasts. Plucking breast feathers is super easy-albeit a little messy. Just grab handfulls of feathers and pull. Then it’s as simple as filleting both sides of the breastplate. I’m usually not one to waste meat, but geese are just essentially large walking flight muscles.

Now if you want the whole thing, wings and all, then yeah those flight feathers suck to pull

Tungsten shot? or u a madlad lead boyo

Steel, I'm not rich!

Haha poorfag

At least you dont use lead. Yikes!

Yeah fuck those people. I actually do have hevishot for when I get stoned haha

Why would you even use tungsten? Does the country club require it?

I wouldntkill a grouse with lead and eat it

I shoot with lead at skeet tho

Try hunting u foid

this is S-tier idiot fighting. Just a small sample of the type of stuff going on here;

I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.

who would ever write that sequence of words and think, yeah that represents my thoughts. gonna hit send.

This is where western civilization went wrong. I guarantee you this guy has never been given a thorough bullying

Let's cyberbully him.

-#BBB2019

Bring Back Bullying 2019.

It's time to toughen up buttercup.

Hard times make hard people!!!

Bbb2019

Early, and often.

Early and often

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Is Ain't It Cool still online. Let me check.

Can we get a wellness check on Harry Knowles?

... Just checked. He's still unwell.

I wanna ride Ice Mountain.

sounds familiar..

You were put down, in the future please refrain from discussing subjects you have no education in

another pizza alt?

Good times create weak men...

New snappy quote /u/justcool393?

i read “slaughtered brain goose” and was disappointed on second glance

Why does this read like a brap post?

Hot diggity daffodil. This was impressingly stupid and pointless. Now I want a crispy goose.

Should these people be chemically castrated?

they post in politics so yes definitely

I clicked on this to get indignant and seriously ramble about poultry.

That guy is definitely a serial killer

The person who is continually talking about goose has likely been ran off the chans because their autism is too severe

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This is some of the most succulent vituperation I've ever ingested and then defecated into a dump of appreciation in the comments; I can only aspire to such tenacity and petulance.

!thesaurize this

I was crying laughing reading the comment in this post!