Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
He/She/They've been like that for a while now. Even thinks MLP characters, the CWCville stuff and probably loads of other cartoon sh#t are from another dimension.
Chris believes every fictional universe is another dimension. He's been going on about how all dimensions will merge and we'll be hanging out with our favorite cartoon characters. It's evidently happening right now. Oh and the merge will cause 60% of humans to die, specifically all the people Chris hates.
It's even sadder when you realize that there will never be a CWC style cow again, or they'll be incredibly rare at the very least. Chris and some other earlier cows had a sense of naivete about the internet and the world that is now hard to come by. Because lolcow spectation is now a huge hobby, it's now longer possible to interact with cows in an organized way either. Apparently a girl named Abbey is a cow on FB who is somewhat naive like CWC, but there are thousands of people who interact with her and follow her every move.
i'm surprised you enjoy the CWC drama. you seem fairly sympathetic to mental illness usually and Chris-chan's been basically hounded by the internet for a decade. it's more sad to me than funny.
I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
"Get away from the internet,
I'm cutting it down right now!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
His whole life is a 13 hour documentary on YouTube. I’m not joking I’ve watched the whole thing. He’s an unhinged as a person can get. The columbine shooter was more connected to reality than he was
I remember first time I heard about him was from one of his gamestop freak outs. It oscillates between really sad and sometimes just downright funny as hell. Sounds like he's kind of a prisoner of his own mom and Bob was the only thing keeping them above water
I do feel really bad for him because his life is absolutely horrible, but it's an interesting case study in what the internet is capable of. The cult that's sprung up around him is fucked up, though. A lot of Chris' former and current tormentors are almost as damaged as he is.
This has been going on for awhile now and is probably a product of him about to be homeless. You can also find on twitter a video of him, that he posted and then deleted, jerking off to Smashmouth.
I never expected Chris to incorporate some New Age-style bullshit into his belief system. Is this the influence of ideas guy or w/e and/or is he unwinding and belong in a group home?
He is just crazy. Once his crazy mom dies he’ll be homeless. I’ve tried to report him to the local authorities of his city but they can’t do anything because he isn’t a danger to anyone. It’s a matter of time before he tries to kill someone (again) or himself or both. Hell he might just try and off himself because sonichu told him to
It's remnants from the Idea Guys, even after Kiwi Farms doxxed them to shut them up. It's actually kind of ironic how the forum set up to troll Chris is now trying to protect him somewhat.
Yeah, one thing Chris does surprisingly well is spelling and grammar. Fuck, this is actually more coherent than some of the tweets Daddy shits out on the toilet.
I thought that was going to kill him, but he's still alive doing more crazy 4 years on.
I think it's going to end in a mass shooting. But it will coincide with another mass shooting and Chris will end up a hero having killed the other shooter and taking a fatal wound.
For anyone who doesn't know. Chris has turned scitzo over the last few years. Compounded by his mom being weak willed after his dad died and all the social justice shit taking off like it did, there's no one to put him in his place. Basically he thinks Fairyland is a real thing now (like really real). A troll got Chris to send him thousands of dollars in free shit by threatening to destroy fairyland.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-17
Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
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1 streeeker 2018-12-17
Bad bot, I’m sure even doctors and scientists spend time like this.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-17
Leave Snappy alone you cuck
1 DougieFFC 2018-12-17
mate
1 Nadare3 2018-12-17
He/She/They've been like that for a while now. Even thinks MLP characters, the CWCville stuff and probably loads of other cartoon sh#t are from another dimension.
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2018-12-17
The bussy dimension!!!
1 SkipperPauline 2018-12-17
Get a theoretical physicist drunk, and they will mock you up a paper about how that could actually be the case.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-12-17
Max Tegmark, for example.
1 Redactor0 2018-12-17
Pretty soon we'll see "Dimension Merge... sponsored by Gatorade TM, the official partner of ChrisChan's delusions."
1 Ivashkin 2018-12-17
A "Dimension Merge" is about as good of an explanation as I've seen for current year, carry on.
1 jailbot2 2018-12-17
Nothing Chris says is any more retarded than actual reality, and it's a lot more coherent than the average boomer Qultist.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2018-12-17
Another sign of the merge! 😱😱😱
1 HasuTeras 2018-12-17
Ivashkin is a /r/drama and Chris Chan poster?
Mon dieu - /r/ukpolitics is run by the alt-right after all.
1 ReddneckwithaD 2018-12-17
Lol what an idiot, everyone knows the age of Aquarius isnt due for another ~130 years
1 tHeSiD 2018-12-17
tf is a dimension merge?
1 Sabrayet 2018-12-17
Chris believes every fictional universe is another dimension. He's been going on about how all dimensions will merge and we'll be hanging out with our favorite cartoon characters. It's evidently happening right now. Oh and the merge will cause 60% of humans to die, specifically all the people Chris hates.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-12-17
Based
1 Bunkyz 2018-12-17
inb4 he dies in the merge and he gets post-death cucked by survivors having yiff sinful acts with his favorite characters
1 Tenshimaru_tokugawa1 2018-12-17
If it happens Imma become his sex slave
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-12-17
Fuck, 100 years ago he could have led his own church with that shit.
1 PropheticSemen 2018-12-17
Ron L Hubbard did it with Scientology
1 Zykium 2018-12-17
It'd be pretty sick to have the same pizza as the TMNT but that's about it.
1 TranniesRMentallyill 2018-12-17
Name
1 badcatsgotohell 2018-12-17
Chris-chan becomes the one winged angel
1 Momruepari 2018-12-17
of course some hick from Virginia would see a romaine lettuce recall as the end of the world
1 look4alec 2018-12-17
Surprised he knows what it is tbh.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2018-12-17
He's probably only aware of the recall because his local McDonalds was plastered in notices that they aren't selling salads for the moment.
1 Serial_Peacemaker 2018-12-17
Chris Chan is truly a gift to humanity. What will future generations do without such a lolcow?
1 snallygaster 2018-12-17
It's even sadder when you realize that there will never be a CWC style cow again, or they'll be incredibly rare at the very least. Chris and some other earlier cows had a sense of naivete about the internet and the world that is now hard to come by. Because lolcow spectation is now a huge hobby, it's now longer possible to interact with cows in an organized way either. Apparently a girl named Abbey is a cow on FB who is somewhat naive like CWC, but there are thousands of people who interact with her and follow her every move.
1 d-amazo 2018-12-17
i'm surprised you enjoy the CWC drama. you seem fairly sympathetic to mental illness usually and Chris-chan's been basically hounded by the internet for a decade. it's more sad to me than funny.
1 vivisection_is_love 2018-12-17
Oddly, I think that Chris chan will be immortalized digitally in a way that his milkers won't. His whole life is compiled in such detail. Legend.
1 it_shits 2018-12-17
I met a traveller from an antique land, Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed; And on the pedestal, these words appear: "Get away from the internet, I'm cutting it down right now!" Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
1 PropheticSemen 2018-12-17
His whole life is a 13 hour documentary on YouTube. I’m not joking I’ve watched the whole thing. He’s an unhinged as a person can get. The columbine shooter was more connected to reality than he was
1 UmmahSultan 2018-12-17
It's bad to trick mentally ill people into cutting their dicks off, though.
1 DrZerglingMD 2018-12-17
I remember first time I heard about him was from one of his gamestop freak outs. It oscillates between really sad and sometimes just downright funny as hell. Sounds like he's kind of a prisoner of his own mom and Bob was the only thing keeping them above water
1 snallygaster 2018-12-17
I do feel really bad for him because his life is absolutely horrible, but it's an interesting case study in what the internet is capable of. The cult that's sprung up around him is fucked up, though. A lot of Chris' former and current tormentors are almost as damaged as he is.
1 Madaruto 2018-12-17
Bluespike was much much more imo
1 Momruepari 2018-12-17
there are always more cows
1 Cameltoe__tea 2018-12-17
This has been going on for awhile now and is probably a product of him about to be homeless. You can also find on twitter a video of him, that he posted and then deleted, jerking off to Smashmouth.
1 recriminology 2018-12-17
Hey now! He’s an all-star.
1 cumjustice 2018-12-17
BREAK THE MOOOOOCUMSOOOLD
1 Corporal-Hicks 2018-12-17
that shit is fucked beyond belief. it gets posted to /gif/ daily
1 cumjustice 2018-12-17
you can thank this nigga right here for that
1 snallygaster 2018-12-17
I never expected Chris to incorporate some New Age-style bullshit into his belief system. Is this the influence of ideas guy or w/e and/or is he unwinding and belong in a group home?
1 PropheticSemen 2018-12-17
He is just crazy. Once his crazy mom dies he’ll be homeless. I’ve tried to report him to the local authorities of his city but they can’t do anything because he isn’t a danger to anyone. It’s a matter of time before he tries to kill someone (again) or himself or both. Hell he might just try and off himself because sonichu told him to
1 recriminology 2018-12-17
The first I heard of the woo-bullshit was when he was using “binaural beats” as part of his efforts to try and grow a vajeen.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2018-12-17
This is nothing but cognitive poisoning from sustaining constant Jewish psychic assault.
1 jaymiedean90 2018-12-17
And they don’t stop cummin!
https://youtu.be/0K4oym9Pw48
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-12-17
He saw the design for the Sonic the Hedgehog movie and is probably short-circuiting.
1 MightiestEwok 2018-12-17
His reaction was kinda muted tbh, all he seems to care about is CWCville becoming real.
He'll probably have a meltdown in a month when it doesn't happen and he's back in the reality of nearly being homeless.
1 Zykium 2018-12-17
Because in CWCville he'd have a house
1 DrZerglingMD 2018-12-17
and a girlfriend to make him tendies while Sonichu jerks him off
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2018-12-17
I wonder which ween is feeding him this Dimensional Merge shit. Usually by now he's started mentioning a new friend or somesuch.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-12-17
It's remnants from the Idea Guys, even after Kiwi Farms doxxed them to shut them up. It's actually kind of ironic how the forum set up to troll Chris is now trying to protect him somewhat.
1 JCDchameleon 2018-12-17
It's not fun when he's coerced. He needs to be observed in his natural habitat
1 LaptopEnforcer 2018-12-17
Kiwis have been having a good year tbh
1 gw65kg 2018-12-17
>the recent wildfire in California, the...
>...romane lettuce recall
My sides
1 Tenshimaru_tokugawa1 2018-12-17
Chris gave up on being Christina?
1 Alkerio 2018-12-17
He's also full-blown bisexual now.
1 Spysix 2018-12-17
Chris got tired of the fad quicker than everyone else has.
1 Lysis10 2018-12-17
So confused what is going on. So my romaine is a deity that will merge with something? This just reminds me that I gotta go grocery shopping.
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2018-12-17
chris chain is Lain
1 shredler 2018-12-17
He/she? spells and writes shockingly well for being a legit retard.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-12-17
Yeah, one thing Chris does surprisingly well is spelling and grammar. Fuck, this is actually more coherent than some of the tweets Daddy shits out on the toilet.
1 preserved_fish 2018-12-17
CC did misspell "romaine" however.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-12-17
So is this what u/Cdace has been warning us about for so long?
1 Cdace 2018-12-17
Yes. Chris has broken the code. THE DINOSAURS WILL SOON BE AMONG US
1 T0yN0k 2018-12-17
He's a lot more eloquent with his words than I expected. Pleasantly surprised.
1 dramasexual 2018-12-17
He went crazy a long time ago man. How long ago was that whole "binaural beats gave me a taint abscess that's actually a vagina" thing?
1 BithsLoveJizz 2018-12-17
I thought that was going to kill him, but he's still alive doing more crazy 4 years on.
I think it's going to end in a mass shooting. But it will coincide with another mass shooting and Chris will end up a hero having killed the other shooter and taking a fatal wound.
1 PropheticSemen 2018-12-17
The fake vagina was when he got a sort of piercing in between his balls and ass that turned into a “””taint””” aka a festering wound.
1 _Leninade_ 2018-12-17
This kinda sounds like he has a brain tumor.
1 Tarrock 2018-12-17
For anyone who doesn't know. Chris has turned scitzo over the last few years. Compounded by his mom being weak willed after his dad died and all the social justice shit taking off like it did, there's no one to put him in his place. Basically he thinks Fairyland is a real thing now (like really real). A troll got Chris to send him thousands of dollars in free shit by threatening to destroy fairyland.
1 senord25 2018-12-17
The headaches and chest pains are probably just his overworked heart finally giving out