subscribing to Pewdiepie is the 2nd shoah and you can LITERALLY go to JAIL for subscribing

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Teachers are the true heroes of today. Standing up against racism and antisemitism, one class room at a time.

This brave man sure showed those *checks notes* schoolchildren.đŸ˜ŒđŸ˜ŒđŸ˜Œ

*shuffles cards *

JIDF out in full force in those (((public universities)))

I think this may actually be highschool

jesus christ there are high schoolers who watch him? i thought it was all 10 year olds. that has to be a developmental disorder

He has been around for quite a while. People who were ten in 2012 are 16-17 now.

But you'd think they would have stopped being that retarded by then

Maybe. I don't know. I never saw the appeal, but there are also things that I liked when I was young that I am fairly certain I would not like if I was introduced to them now.

His content today is completely different from the stuff he made when he first blew up in fame. Most people hear Pewdiepie and think of 2013 Pewdiepie. Watch 2 or 3 of his most recent videos and decide for yourself what he's like right now. I think he's still has his old childish charm but his humor has also grown to be more sarcastic and tongue-in-cheek.

I didn't watch him back then, at least not really outside of a brief sampling. Maybe I will check out some of his stuff, but I have little interest.

That's understandable. Just remember to keep yourself updated on whatever subject you choose to weigh in on.

I didn't really "weigh in" outside of mentioning that it is entirely possible that people who listened to him when they were ten are now in high school. I don't really have an opinion on PDP.

I guess I meant to address everyone who reads my comment, not just you. Pewdiepie has been getting a lot of attention from the media lately, mainly in the form of smear articles. Watching any one of his videos to completion easily dispels these articles. Unfortunately, most people outside of his viewership will refuse to watch his videos because he's still cool to hate, or just watch a curated selection of clips provided by those same media outlets.

Yes, I can see that. It is unfortunately all too common, and even something I have been guilty of myself. Sometimes you have to see for yourself instead of reading the clickbait BS everyone is throwing around.

I literally couldn't keep the video running for more than five seconds, he's too annoying.

Kind of an edgy thing to say but I guess you're entitled to that.

yeah keep that dream alive buddy

>implying those aren't peak retardation years

it's addressed to ben shapiro. obviously this is a highschool

this is why we gotta stay away from (((education)))

Personally I stopped reading (((books))) and (((reading))) as a whole.

The ZOG can't influence me if I don't know what the fuck they're saying.

Except it's the (((private universitiies))) where they've prospered, due to the lack of regulation funironically...

How retarded are American teachers? I’m 99% sure my history teacher was a leftist, but we never got any of this retarded shit here. I guess having actual education standards help.

It's more difficult to become a plumber than a teacher here in the States.

You make more money as a plumber too.

A plumber makes more than a medical doctor in some areas.

What sort of dogshit quality doctors are you using, exactly?

The issue is liability insurance American Doctors have to carry. You open a firm and start doing your doctor shit, at the end of the month that liability payment takes a huge chunk of your profits. So you might be a doctor, running your own shit, but your actually take home might be $90k or something like that. Whereas a certified plumber in the trade union near a metropolitan area, working 60 hours a week can make $120k no problem.

I was reading somewhere recently alot of OB/GYN's are closing up shop and new ones are not opening because their liability payments are astronomical. Who needs OB/GYN's anyways?

Yeah, private practices have been dying rapidly.

Unironically thanks Obama.

Literally dying, check out the suicide rate of doctors.

The suicide mortality rate ("completion") is about the same among male and female doctors, and significantly higher than the general population. Female physicians are at higher risk of attempting suicide than men, showing rates over 250% higher among women and about 70% higher among men versus the general population.

250% higher attempt rate vs ~equal success rate

Sad femcels on suicide watch

Always assumed that was because of actual medical knowledge on how to successfully kys and access to medicaiton.

The other factors are student loans and years of education equating to lost wages. Doctors have 11 or more years of specialized training beyond high school so that's over a decade where they're not making much money. Add to that 200K+ med school debt they need to repay.

Why TF you lying

Depends on lifetime earnings vs salary.

That's because plumbers actually have to be able to produce something tangible. Part of the problem with education is that you can't really produce metrics to show how good/bad a teacher is, and even if you could the protection rackets set up for public employees would never let you use those metrics in any meaningful way. That's why jackasses like this guy wasting five or ten minutes of valuable class time talking about fucking Pewdiepie and giving Reddit-level legal advice will never get fired and teachers that actually manage to pound information through the thick skulls of their students never get the recognition they deserve.

Whoa buddy, I'm gonna need at least one carriage return in all that.

If you weren't so fat you wouldn't need a carriage to take you back home. Walk it off, fatty.

😱 i just asked my mom if I'm fat and she said I'm not and that it's gods way of saying I'm made for hugs.

Well, I don't want to argue with your mom.

The last time I argued with her I ended up paying $30 for a $20 hand job.

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You must suck at arguing, I always shag her for free.

She did mention that she does charity for retarded kids.

Then why did she have you pay money?

On one hand I enjoy all these insults, on the other hand they're about my mom

If you weren't a retard you wouldn't have to ask because the obvious answer would occur to you.

Reddit eats carriage returns and newlines. It literally forces you to be retarded.

FORBES VOUCHER SYSTEM will come, thank God, Because this shit cannot stand

Here is the better link which includes the entire interview (if you’re interested; you should be, he was a very smart man)- RADICAL CENTRISM FROM 1995 FROM OUR PANCREATIC SAINT

Uh bob dibs lol Donny Debbie doody

Vouchers are garbage, just a subsidy for rich jackasses. The school system is not benefited by reactionaries competing to shove intelligent design down the throats of children with zero regard to reality. Rightists are just immune to truth.

Suck my dick you chapo faggot

Implying trade rackets aren't rackets.

I grew up in Mississippi and I guarantee you rightists spend a great deal of time shoving their ideology down your throat.

If they're "educators" like this one then they're also retards who need to get a hobby. Teachers aren't hired to pass along their hare-brained political beliefs. They get hired to help kids prep for multiple choices quizzes and slowly lose their faith in humanity. That is all a teacher should be doing unless they're a formerly hot piece of ass, in which case they can do extra credit and provide hands-on sex-ed for their Chad students.

It’s funny, every one of my history teachers in high school was conservative, and naturally, every one of my English teachers was liberal.

All my history teachers were conservative and all my English teachers were liberal.

I had a history teacher whose family escaped the Cultural Revolution.

She would just go off on Communism in general, and China in particular.

One of my history teachers pointed outside every time it was snowing hard and said something along the lines of, “So much for global warming.”

now that's funny. i guess no one told him that weather =/= climate

Weather=/=climate goes out the window every time The New York Times prints a "hottest summer on record" article.

yea undoubtedly both sides are guilty of it

Yea but we need to find who started it. Maybe we should ask a history teacher...

Same as anti semitism only being a problem when you can blame whites for it.

The NYT isn’t the premier authority on climate science. Also, there’s a big difference between the hottest summer on record for the world and a particularly cold period in a certain small region of the planet.

The NYT isn’t the premier authority on climate science.

Neither are history teachers, last I checked.

. Also, there’s a big difference between the hottest summer on record for the world and a particularly cold period in a certain small region of the planet.

You can't have a "hottest summer on record for the world." Only half the planet experiences summer at a time. The New York Times is talking about "a certain small region of the planet" in these articles in the same way any dumb school teacher would.

I looked up “hottest summer nyt” and nearly all of the results were either about record-breaking temperatures for the year, like this one, or describing different problems caused by increased temperatures across the world, including in the Southern Hemisphere. The articles also cite scientific data supporting the claims made.

crickets

The Hottest Summer Ever is more interesting than “it snowed”.

Only a radical centrist could see an equivalency here.

The Hottest Summer Ever is more interesting than “it snowed”.

Maybe if you like fat people in bikinis.

Someone else was being hypocritical once so I should be hypocritical too!

You should get a job working with sharp objects. You'd be one of the few people who could safely work with such implements, given your ability to consistently miss the point.

"Global averages are literally no different from the weather outside your window" - your mind on centrism.

The funny part is that he was a lawyer before he became a teacher, so you’d expect him not to be so retarded.

Being a lawyer doesn’t require you to be scientific or even have the slightest grasp of science, you only have to be an expert in the law, in written scripture, which reminds me of a certain other type


I had a crazy history teacher like that. If you got him talking about a particular subject, he'd waste the entire class period lecturing about it, and we wouldn't get homework that day.

I like trains

Still better than Football Manager tbqh

Oh yeah, getting a teacher to go off on something completely irrelevant but they're passionate about was always fun

I had an art teacher like that who'd go off on weird tangents when we'd bait him, and since it was art that's all we did. He was a bit crazy TBH but in a good way. Then he died and there were articles about him in the papers, turned out he was a really famous artist whose paintings were displayed in the Sistine Chapel.

His paintings were sold off for insane sums by his estate. Funny thing was, he was probably the most shabbily dressed of all our teachers and generally lived like someone from the lower middle class.

People who escape communism are very vocal about it and for an extremely good reason.

I went to a Jesuit high school and there was this old ex-Navy guy who was the guy who dealt with infractions and shit. He also taught this class called "U.S. History Post WW2". Turns out he's an old school Democrat. One of the best classes I've ever taken. He gave me Dr Strangelove for our film report and we read from "The Things They Carried".

Old School Democrats like blue dogs are basicly modern moderate republicans.

You know what they say.

You want to know the future, look to history.

One of the chillest teachers I ever had was a history teacher. One of the most unreasonably strict teachers I had my junior English teacher.

All my history teachers were conservative and all my English teachers were liberal.

Me too, but I don't think thats the case in current year.

All my finance or business teachers were right wing

Burger here, also had a pretty liberal history teacher (definitely more than I was at the time) who definitely had tenure and could get away with anything but didnt pull anything like this autistic sperg. Actually a really great teacher, took 2 classes from him.

English teachers were all massive spergs like this guy though.

Do high school teachers have tenure? It can be difficult to fire a teacher with lots of seniority, but that's different than tenure I think, just union rules. Tenure is really more meant to protect academic freedom so that researchers at the university level don't feel compelled to avoid certain areas of research. Like critical theory and gender theory, which are branches of philosophy under assault by totalitarian rightist states who blame them for spreading knowledge disadvantageous to their totalitarian neo-fascist ideology.

It varies. I had a really cool European history teacher who was probably the most impartial instructor I’ve ever had. He managed to take us from the Black Death to the fall of the USSR without me getting the slightest inkling of his actual political leanings.

On the other hand I had a teacher who would regularly stop the class to go on long anti-Trump rants, and conversely, another who would regularly complain about the SJWs (yes I was only recently underageb&)

Hahhhaha. Imagine being at school and hearing your teacher's opinion on trump

imagine paying money to hear talk show host tier opinions on orange man lmao

U assume you mean chapo. It's free

Underage fuck off.

It's even worse than you think.

"Educators" rival "Boomers" for political activity, and since they're all compelled to be in a union they all get urged constantly to go out and vote for Democrats who promise to increase Education spending. It's literally a giant racket. Get mediocre degree -> only can teach -> end up in union -> "hey voting this way is in your best interests!".

They're literally incapable of thinking for themselves on any issue because they would have to vote against their own financial interests otherwise. They have incentives to encourage students to vote a particular way because it literally pads their pockets.

Keep in mind that the sort of people who end up teaching are generally total failures at life. They failed in school themselves. Most of them, including math teachers, can barely solve linear equations. Think about the mediocre kids who scraped by with C's while you were in school; they're the ones who will be teaching your kids. A lot of them fall into the profession out of desperation for a job, and many of them find their way into a particular classroom out of desperation to get a post covered. It's compromises all around.

Most female teachers over 55 aren't like that. It used to be the only real choice for an academically minded woman who wanted to have a real profession, but didn't want to be a nurse.

Some of them are still braindead, though, but every school usually has a handful of good teachers. The sad part is that all of them deserve better. There's not enough talented people in the world for every job to be covered and for every classroom to have an amazing teacher.

Plus with forced retirement stuff almost all of them will retire "on-time" just so the school can replace them with a younger, cheaper teacher with less political capital.

Virtually every teacher I had in high school was a right-fascist, probably support the current fuhrer and illegitimate coup government in the US.

Did a teacher fuck your mom or something?

If you think I'm being rough on the teachers, you should see how I feel about the administrators...

I don't hate teachers. The system is broken, though. They're all forced to accept union authority and the union has positioned political interests with theirs. It backs them into a corner. It's union leaders and administrators who create problems, and teachers just happen to be, on average, sub-par.

Look into what's required to actually become a teacher where you live, and then realize that it's set so that there's a big enough pool to hire from at reasonable rates, not to ensure they actually know what they're talking about.

They also "fail upwards". The really bad teachers inevitably find a way to become administrators. They get out of the classroom for a reason. You'll regularly see quality teachers shun even a small leadership position because it gets in the way of their basic duties.

Look into what's required to actually become a teacher where you live, and then realize that it's set so that there's a big enough pool to hire from at reasonable rates, not to ensure they actually know what they're talking about.

A master's degree. Are you retarded?

You are anti union too? You must be allergic to making money.

Funnily enough the only leftist history teachers I have had were all male, and one even started off with her-story.

Propaganda penetrates the mind easier than World History.

I think if you imagine SJW rhetoric has largely replaced puritanical Christian hysteria for people that no longer have Jesus in their life a lot of this shit makes so much more sense. Imagine his impromptu speech, but it's about the dangers of satanic rock music instead of identity politics panic issue du jour.

How retarded are American teachers?

When I took the GRE they still released scores based on major. The lowest GRE scores by far were education majors.

These are now all the senior teachers in schools.

My comp gov teacher often gave his opinions with the disclaimer he was a pinko commie. This was back in the days where people could joke about that stuff.

I’m 99% sure my history teacher was a leftist

It's because leftists in the 80s and 90s weren't idpol chatterbots

Why do people act like he never paid some starving kids to say "Death to all Jews'' or that one time he let out an """accidental""" and I quote, 'fucking nigger' upon dying in a vidja?

Is he the white jesus of video game nerds?

i thought you were a chapocel but instead you're a circlebroketard and then I realized there's no difference.

sweetie you should stop using shitty things like masstagger

I don't use that I'm at work. I inferred this sacred information from how retarded you sound and looked at your profile to confirm my incredible deduction.

(((I'm discovered!)))

Sweatie, why shouldn't he expose parasites like you?

edit: just checked this guy's post history, figures i'm debating a CIRCLEBROKE user.

I don’t care that he made a dumb comment about “Killing all Jews” but the fact that he used two guys who clearly didn’t know what they were doing was kinda shitty

The entire punch line is literally that saying kill Jews is horrendous. Its funny because the demonstration that you can pay people to say awful things they don't even understand is simulatiously shocking and amusing.

That doesn’t excuse the fact that it’s a crumby thing to do. I know this sub likes to shit on agenda posting, but I hope people can see how using indigenous peoples ignorance as the butt of a joke is shitty

Won't somebody think of the indigenous people!

Fuck off.

Those lads are clearly capable of handling themselves they dont need some reddit moral faggot taking offense on their behalf.

If you care so much go donate a fiverr and make them say something about love and joy.

Also, being mean isn't racist or anti semitic.

Where did I call him a racist or anti-semite

so this is what a developmental disorder looks like

Yeah, you're a clear example of it.

Everything is shitty for a self righteous moral saint

YIKES

No holy cow is sacred.

Jesus was a rape baby.

Muhammad was a pedo.

Buddha was a glutton.

Vishnu has dick nipples.

Indigenous people being ignorant is hilarious though

Bit racist to assume that they couldn't know what they were saying just because they're brown.

But anyways all brown people hate jews and regularly praise hitler so even if they didn't know what they were saying they would have approved if they had known.

circlebroke is way worse than chapo

They're all commies, they all get government paid helicopter rides.

A no-strings-attached bungie jumping adventure

I like this, I'm stealing it.

You're right, time to deplatform him for thought crime

unironically agree but also cause he just rubs me the wrong way. dude is not funny and his fans should all be banned from my sight too

Subscribe to Pewdiepie.

no, i do not have autism. i will subscribe to t series and enjoy high quality content from the indian master race

The teacher isn't suggesting he be deplatformed...

This but because his content is trash

This but unironically.

You have to go back

They were obviously jokes. Edge has a price, and its always being labeled as a homophobic racist anti semite

Ahem... FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK KIKES AND FUCK WOMEN!

thank you for your service

LMAO who the fuck cares?

Broke: Saying 'Death to All Jews'.

Woke: Giving starving kids money.

Bespoke: Paying starving kids money to say 'Death to all Jews.'

Because that shit doesn't matter. Not saying nigger or gas the jews doesnt make you a good person and doing so isn't actually an equivalent to real racism.

None of that shit matters nigger nigger chicken kike burrito loco chang chong cracker sand faggot.

He's literally fucking a wymmen how the fuck is he not diverse enough fot you.

Imagine naming yourself after overwatch and then crying about what people say. Can you get any more of a stereotype lmao

Here's my interpretation of the latter event.

Dudes Swedish. Scandinavians have never seen a black person in real life and are too dumb and sheltered to know better. That's why they have that black face dude who molests kids on Christmas or whatever

Swedes have never seen black people in real life

Exactly

Exactly

that's netherlands

It's full of tall white people, same thing

How many starving kids did YOU feed?

That's what I thought.

It's the current year and there are still people that don't want death to all Jews. Unbelievable.

i have always ignored any news about this guy because i started hearing about him at about the same time my little pony got popular and his name is very close to a my little pony character

little pony got popular and his name is very similar to a my little pony character. thought he was a brony until very recently

lol

What?

No it isn't.

Pinky pie pewdiepie

So you won't eat pumpkin pie because it's really close to "Pinkie Pie"?

Do you also dislike pinkie fingers and the pinkie demons in Doom?

Are this defensive about all retarded YouTube autists or just this one in particular?

No, I'm arguing on the basis that PewDiePie's name sounds nothing like Pinkie Pie's name and to otherwise believe so would make a large amount of things sound like Pinkie Pie's name.

to answer your question, yes, I would have sex with a pumpkin pie

Oh, good... I'm not the only one.

they blew up at around the same time and i pay very little attention to youtubers and my little pony so i assumed they were related

This is one of the dumbest comments I have ever read.

I like how you're extra defensive about some fagshit youtuber AND some childrens cartoon

I always thought it was a play on cutie pie and the boy was sweet.

Is this peak boomer?

I thought he was a brony based on the name too in 2012 when I was 16. Though I found out he wasn't by the time he became the most subscribed YouTuber, I honestly don't know how anyone missed that.

Yes you fucking mongoloid, not being plugged into the epic zeitgeist that is watching an adult screaming like a fucking girl while playing video games is “peak boomer”. Go in the fucking corner.

woah now calm down boomer, have you taken your meds for the day?

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Til its pewdie pie and not pew die pie

That's Gloria Borger though.

Why does the teacher sound like (((Seth Rogen)))

Goddamn holocaust class is more litty than the ovens at auschwitz

caring at all what epic vidyagame man thinks

I like how he really emphasizes "that is a real thing" about the absolute fakest shit ever

What's fake exactly?

This sub is fucking dim

Leave

Post hog

pretty sure retweeting pewdiepie is not punishable by law

yeah nikka

Jews are scared of pewds since he called them out

So.

That happened.

Are you Spencering?

I'm just confused how a brand new account managed to have their first tweet go viral, no WAY could any sort of manipulation be goin on here

I can't believe people are willing to be racist to support Pewdiepie, this is a tragedy.

Fucking jews amiright

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As always, upvote the retards.

How can me be alt right when we mock those Trumptards

Good goy

Man, at least Reddit is becoming less echo chamber

fuck, somebody call the HOA

JUDEO-SKEPTIC and RACE-REALIST jokes.

MEANPING. MODS PLEASE BAN THIS SUB

But you put his name in the title so now you will go to prison.

If you're the kind of high school kid tagging Ben Shapiro in your posts then I hope you get jumped tbh, dorks

TWITTER DO YOUR THING

Fat people statistically have lower IQs so this makes a lot of sense

I bet he'd rather have 3 billion dollars and 30% bf than your sky high IQ.

Fixing things will not help. It makes you feel better.

Ultimately we are not up against specifics, but human nature.

The solution is to become aware.

Especially of yourself.

imagine defending the person who just posted this

Imagine Im wrong and post imagine meme.

Fat people statistically have lower IQs so this makes a lot of sense

Notch's IQ is really irrelevant.

Are you tryign to call me fat/stupid? Cause I dont know anything about notch other than minecraft + 3 billion dollars = internet trash makes fun of you.

OK. I'll go cry now.

it's ok to be fat

Would you consider this programming?

That’s a straight up lie about being liable to a lawsuit if you retweet him.

Either way, teachers are so lost. All the way through Ed school, I was forced to take so many worthless classes that were supposed to be focused on specific issues in education, when in reality, nearly all of those courses devolved into being about whatever social issue the professor wanted to talk about. As a result, I had at least five courses that were near duplicates of one another, each being a slightly different variation of a leftist circlejerk, each devoid of any statistics, and each filled with self referencing theories and circular logic.

As a person with math as a double major, it was infuriating because half of my classes would be dedicated to math that relies on air tight logic to formulate proofs, while these courses would rely on whatever sensitive people feel to be correct, with no proof or evidence required. You couldn’t critically think because using evidence and arriving at your own conclusions wasn’t allowed.

I had a really good class about adolescent development. It was taught by a child psychiatrist who had kids of her own. Everything was evidence based and science based, with data taken from schools and experiments to back up everything we were taught. We got to the chapter of gender, to which she said, “Students who are transgender are suffering from gender identity disorder and need to be treated carefully.” Immediately there was an uprising. Everyone in the class took issue to the fact that she used the word “disorder,” even though that’s how it’s stated in the DSM. After whole semester of no complaints, a few people after the class were talking about reporting her for using the word “disorder.” It’s fucking ridiculous.

Sorry for the longpost. I just feel like people should know just how fucked we really are.

every day i thank my lord and savior jesus christ for allowing me to graduate from higher education before this fucking plague of retardation really took hold

For what it’s worth not everywhere is like this.

I took a grad-level middle school teaching class at a very liberal university. Their stance was on the left side of things, but it was very much “just go along with making all the kids comfortable because your job is to teach them [subject] not correct their social values.”

It was more about just supporting kids no matter what they’re going through and minimizing it’s impact on their education.

"IT'S A VERY REAL THING"

Lmao, watch this retard lose his job now.

Sending unironic Pewds subscribers to jail

I see nothing wrong with this

>Ctrl+F Absolute State.

>No match.

The Absolute State of Propaganda Dispensers American Teachers.

This actually validated my decision to major in IT and not history.

oy vey, not another shoah

this only radicalizes neutral parties and normies into hating jews

how could you listen to something like this and not begin to hate jews? imagine having a mentally ill statist scream at you, declaring you an enemy of the state for having watched a milquetoast kid's entertainer on youtube. Where do you think the average person goes from there?

They start being woke and donate to black whamen patreon's, of course.

If you're going to be that broad when you talk about "supporting racism" you could just say that putting your money in a bank supports racism because banks provide banking services to racists.

Transwomen are women!

Stop supporting the patriarchy!

MAKE PATRIARCHY GREAT AGAIN! MEN ARE ACTUALLY MORE VULNERABLE WOMEN!

showed this to my gf

"can he learn to speak before trying to teach please? stop stuttering"

For people supposedly scared of hitler 2, they’re doing everything in their power to make it happen.

If you’re not a child and you watch fucking pewdiepie that’s substantially worse than being a racist. Based teacher

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