Chapo user: Hey, maybe we shouldn’t alienate the mostly working class military whose help we’ll need if we want the revolution to ever succeed. CTH: Shut.

1  2018-12-18 by Imperial_Sardaukar

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The chapo posts are getting out of hand, there are like 10 a day now. I think we need a daily chapo mega thread where you guys can Duke it out

Actually, I agree with you, but I still think this particular thing was retarded enough to merit its own post.

I beleive most of it is retarded enough to merit posts but there is soooooo much of it. It's really chimpotwinkhorse's fault, not any r/drama poster's

This is a result of the Admins slaughtered every other lolcow excepts for TwoX/TrollX and Chapo. The only other big targets are defaults which are frankly not very fun to pick on because everything they post is garbage.

because everything they post is garbage

and chapo is different how?

I mean garbage in a bland boring uninteresting way

i see

It’s such low hanging fruit though. I can go on there and find the dumbest thing I’ve heard all day, and every time there’s someone arguing an even dumber viewpoint in the comments.

They’re all so radical that they never agree to disagree either. It’s like several retards screaming at each other trying to prove which one is the most retarded.

There was a sharp uptick a couple days ago when (surprise) some tranny got mad that we called him out for being a rich kid LARPing as homeless.

Everything since then has been really, really sad whiteknighting.

There was a sharp uptick a couple days ago when (surprise) some tranny got mad that we called him out for being a rich kid LARPing as homeless.

Didnt they have half a dozen post in responce to the drama thread?

Not that I saw.

Compare the frontpage of drama and cth to see who is trying to keep this thing alive.

we wuz good boys, dindu nuffin

why are you doing the black voice, zero black people post on /r/chapotraphouse

smh fam smh

That one homeless fag made a fea threads about it

As much as I like shitting on Chapocels, I agree. We deserve better drama. The're so much out there. Someone posted a thread from a flasher forum the other day. Now that's what I call drama.

Far from it, bucko.

Guess I'll go clean my room now as penance

magaimg lmao

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Hey, that was me, and that was for you 😘

More drama like dick flasher drama NOW!!!

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Chapos are extremely dangerous to our democracy

military are agents of fascism

K, and how exactly are the bussy-bois of Chapo going to stand up to them? Even if there are a few veterans among them, I doubt that'll do shit.

They're going to own them with sick burns like "yuor a fashist" and they're gonna get fucking dabbed on and join the revolution

And: POST HOG

Holy shit pls post that hot masc military hog.

i want all my military bois to combine posting bussy and hog into all our American imperialist comrades posting images of sweaty fucktrains of the most toned, jacked guys of americas baby killer army spearing each others holes god it would be tha hottest shit Ugh

tHiS bUt UnIrOnIcAlLy

You need to stop, I'm not trying to jizz my pants at work

diggity_md stay off chapo!! tehe

Dude, if we <hits bong> write about our ideals <belts off bicep> on the internet, we can <guzzles painkillers> change the world!

Even if there are a few veterans among them

I would hope not. They are fascist or agents of it (unforgivable), they must bash the fash

They do exist, they tend to come out of the small handful of autistic pogs we bullied for taking their shit too seriously

Veterans who are leftists confuse me so much.

It used to confuse me too, until I recognized they tend to come out of the small handful of autistic pogs we bullied for taking their shit too seriously

I mean I was a medic. Not combat arms. I can't explain the levels of stupid, I'm just always surprised by them.

You must've been cool enough to not get bullied. Good man. Thanks for doing your part

*heal slut

You're bound to get a few disillusioned soldiers after they ship out and find out their expert military training is used to few a shoot brown kiddies and farmers.

They were in the military and don't understand the concept of 'casualties of war'? Good lord.

Even the military has to hire HR workers

it's always signal or "Intel"

aka 90% of /r/army.

u wot m8

/R/ARMY IS FULL OF POGS THAT TAKE THIS SHIT TOO SERIOUSLY

u wot m8

MPs should raid this thread like a gay bar in the '80s

Are you suggesting we double the customers in a gay bar?

Veterans who swallow the commie pill are usually washed out pogs. They’re the ones who go into any mil related thread and “real talk” about how “shit” their service was using vague stories lor isolated incidents like that copypasta and get mass upvoted by commies because “finally one of us tells it like it really is. Chuds btfo if you question a REAL veteran comrade!!”

Commie weirdos definitely would never lie about having served in the military in order to further their talking points.

the fucks a pog?

Person Other than Grunt. Anyone who performs a task that isn't 'walk around with a rifle'. Used insultingly when some limp dick HR weeny tries to talk about war as if they're some badass spec ops duder.

How can they possibly say this when the logical conclusion of their bolshevism is to enlist a military to enforce their will?

tankies and commies never admit that they need to give a group full authoritarian power to kill everyone who doesn't want communism...

And then at the same time, they think that group will just disband once utopia is achieved.

Also, for Commies who want to design costumes for the army, how will they do that with no military?

Good point also what about the Veterans For Snow Leopard Conservation groups, are they also baddies? 😢

Tankies: All the previous communist revolutions failed because they weren't done by the proletariat!

Also tankies: Only NEETs and w o k e bourgeois allowed!

tankies, by definition, do not think all the previous communist revolutions failed

Tankies simultaneously believe that the USSR was and wasn't a communist utopia.

They aren't thinkers.

not a utopia, sure, but they do think it was a good enough attempt at "actual existing communism" to be worth defending and, in their fevered imaginations, largely replicating. they certainly dont think it was a failed revolution

Well, nobody accused them of being smart

They're welcome to live in Soviet commieblocks.

Dense large scale housing policy. Probably one of the only good things the commies did.

It's the same as the alt-right: "The Holocaust never happened and also the Holocaust was great!"

I don't know how either groups squares that circle.

DAE think socialists are the same things as holocost deniers?!!?

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You are right, socialists are worse.

My favorite bit is tankies not having reading comprehension or common sense.

It's the same as the alt-right: "The Holocaust never happened and also the Holocaust was great!"

Learn to read

"The USSR wasn't socialist and also the USSR is a great example of socialist revolution!"

"Oh shit someone objectively pointed out I was full of shit by quoting the person themselves, better make an off topic quote to make myself sound witty"

Legit brain damage

This is terrible, get your shit together.

Get your shit together you degenerate druggie

No

better make an off topic quote to make myself sound witty

Context is off topic now? Why are tankies always such complete morons?

What's it like being functionally illiterate?

"The Holodomor didn't happen and those kulaks deserved it."

What's the difference between tankies and Nazis?

Nazis don't puss out and delete all their comments to run away from the mean downvotes.

an r/leagueofmeta mod

Holy shit, we're getting retard royalty today

Don’t holocaust deniers usually just downplay it rather than saying it never happened, i.e. claim a lower death toll?

Basically this, for example there's the issue of the gas chambers, holocaust revisionists claiming gassing was and mass oven burning was not utilized, instead they were taken to the Reinhard camps further east where most died from starvation, overexertion, and illnesses

Also the death toll as been officially lowered several times, but only at the respective camps rather than the total death toll, for example it was initially claimed that 4 million jews died at Auschwitz, last I heard that number was 1 million

There's also stories like jew soap and jew skin lamps which has been debunked, you also got the holocauster, the masturbation chambers, and the electric cages

Wtf is a masturbation chamber? I’ve heard of the soap and skin but never masturbation or electric cages.

https://i.imgur.com/21DQYAm.jpg

Now keep in mind that a lot of people doubted Bernard "Holestein" Brougham's story even before it was revealed to be fraudulent

But that doesn't stop it from being sourced now and then

Here's the electric floor chamber

Interesting, also why tf do you have these links ready to go?

I actually had to google "holocaust masturbation machines", pretty sure I'm on a list now if I wasn't before

In that case thank you for your service o7

The actual truth is that Hitler was always very moderate and gentle in his antisemitism, he only ever wanted to relocate the Jews and was actually the first person to organize large scale settlement of Israel. Actions such as boycotts of Jews were always limited in scope to retaliation against Jewish boycotts of Germany, Hitler always tried to maintain a peaceful, friendly separation.

When the Jewish Red Army of the Jewish Communist Empire began their rape and pillage of Europe, the Jews of Europe began a campaign of sabotage and terror against the German-led resistance. Hitler had no choice but to gently confine the Jews to protect Europe from their violence.

Once the Jewish Red Army had defeated the European Resistance, and was marching towards the prison camps, the SS knew that the imprisoned Jews would join the Red Army in raping and murdering the innocent Europeans, and so some SS chose to try to save their women and children by eliminating some of the hostile prisoners. The vast majority of the so called "Holocaust" "victims" simply faked their deaths and were re-settled by Stalin in either the Eastern Bloc or Israel. The National Socialists killed hardly any jews.

lol k

You laugh because you can't handle facing that you live in a world of lies.

You subscribe to the most basic bitch counter-narrative that exists.

Is this pasta? Sauce?

No I just wrote that from memory of my own research. All you have to do to see the light is read the actual timeline of events from 1914-1945 from the German perspective, read their writing and watch their footage.

It's pretty impressive that in a thread full of tankies, you somehow managed to out-retard them with this wall of naziposting.

You should gently confine yourself.

If you're so confident in the Allied/Marxist/Jewish narrative, so sure that the richest most advanced country in the world just "went crazy", that Germany was actually at fault for the world wars and deserved to have half their children burned alive, half their men shot and half their women raped, and that millions of jews who did nothing wrong were turned in to ash and somehow vanished, that it actually makes sense for France/UK to declare war on only one of two invaders of poland and refuse to negotiate terms so that poland can be liberated but then leave it under the slavery of stalin;

if you actually think that all of this is indisputable fact, then you shouldn't be afraid to see how germany saw it. But you are afraid, because you know that it might not be true, and everything you've ever been told about the world is a lie. Its not the Germans who committed a holocaust against the Jews, its just the opposite.

You just can't face the truth that it was actually Gamergate that did this. Gamergate half-raped those beautiful German women.

The great jewish genocide of the european peoples that began in 1914 continues to this day with their subversive media propaganda designed to brainwash and degrade us, including video games. The literal hordes of rapists will soon come again if we do not resist and overthrow the jewish tyranny. Jewish media subversion lets them lure tens of thousands of whites to be raped and murdered by the jews' pet africans every year.

sweaty jews are white folx. they're they whitest mayokins there are.

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But seriously, Jewish people are light-skinned, they eat bland, tasteless food, they enjoy standup comedy and IPAs. I don't know how you can seriously claim they're not mayos.

because their blood is mixed with egyptians and turks and because they are driving us to extinction. theyve raped murdered enslaved starved and burned hundreds of millions of us already

y'all look the same to me.

wew

Do you ever get tired of letting your entire life be guided by imagination and bullshit?

Saving the world from jewish tyranny and the superior glorious aryan race from extinction is too important for me to ever tire of it.

Maybe you'd have been luck if you weren't a complete idiot.

A lot of them attribute the death toll to supply issues caused by allied bombings, ie. "Sure some died, but it was totally not the Nazis fault! Also the Nazis should have gassed the likes (but they didn't)."

To whit: the argument is 'the jews starved to death in concentration camps because the allied strategic air campaign wrecked the German rail system so they couldn't be fed.' It's up there with 'most of the deaths where actually typhus not Zyklon B!' in the completely missing the point school of thought.

me? I personally believe the Titanic never sank.

I invite any Holocaust denier to go to Auschwitz today, see the camps and gas chambers, and then say it never happened

Bitch it's 7 pm here. How am i supposed to go today you retard. Hitler did nothing wrong

It depends on the particularly ideology. As a moderate Stalinist, I recognize that the real successes occurred under his regime but much of his reforms were ruined by later “communists”.

Some do, some don’t. I’ve been called a tanke because I think Singapore without the death penalty is what society should look like. I admire the elements of the Soviet Union that resembled Singapore.

some kid near my house did some TANKIES graffiti tag with a hammer and sickle, they actually believe it in that much they'd ruin a park bench with spray paint? fucking hell, we are doomed. they are truely committed revolutionaries.

chapos are not tankies, reet

I'm bored of all the Chapoposts. It's as boring as T_D. It's as boring as going everyday to the Down Syndrome middle school to make fun of them.

TL;DR:

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I already apologized for coming to your school and making fun of you. Do you have to keep bringing it up?

I think we need drama withdrawals before we can appreciate alright drama ever again. Can't always get that primo drama

Leftist sub not even knowing the difference betwixt fascism and imperialism smdh

🧐🧐🧐 Qualityposting on my r/drama?

Sir, how dare you call one of my shitposts a qualitypost. I shall fetch my dueling pistols. Cash me outside.

The monocle emoji is the greatest invention of the 21st century.

Judging by the current state of Brazilian politics I'm pretty sure the HUEHUEHUEs will throw a carnival for the Brit troops as they arrive.

thinking there's a difference between fascism and democracy

scoop!

made by leftcom gang

Democracy is fascism with extra steps. Those big brainers out there Will get my sweet Mortimer reference.

Dumbass doesn't even know where the capital is and thinks he knows shit about the local government and stuff. Chapos are truly the most arrogant ignorant fucks around.

You imbecile, didn't you see him mentioniing Vargas? Brasilia was built by the late-50's, until then the capital was in Rio. Sasuga favela monkeys.

He only mentioned it at the very bottom, you jackass

Lmao who upvoted this 😂😂

I upvote everybody insulting chapos. I also upvote every chapo. But I downvote any dramatards that try to play nice with chapos. >:(

If Brazil on the contrary should be victorious, it will give a mighty impulse to national and democratic consciousness of the country and will lead to the overthrow of the Vargas dictatorship.

It would do the exact opposite

Yeah, strongmen love a good military victory, especially against a bigger power like the UK, it'd solidify his power among the populous and especially the military class and likely allow him to gain dictatorial powers either during or after the war.

On the other end Argentina losing in the Falklands was the beginning of the end for their leader, he was hoping the UK would be forced to allow his shit tier military to take the islands because of how far away UK assets were but when Thatcher called his bluff there was no chance and the resulting conflict exposed major flaws in his leadership and turned the populous against him. (I mean the guy was sending child soldiers against Royal Marines to be slaughtered, that tends to piss people off when they were promised a glorious victory at the start of the war)

Leftists need to stop getting so fussy about national sovereignty. If your goal is internationalism, then everything that moves us towards a single, globe-spanning federation with a monopoly on the use of force is good.

Vargas dictatorship

That's OOOG-tier posting

No one is bothering to google my quote apparently but yes I am talking about an OOOOOOOG chapotard

Let us assume, however, that on the morrow England enters into a military conflict with Brazil

If Brazil on the contrary should be victorious, it will give a mighty impulse to national and democratic consciousness of the country and will lead to the overthrow of the Vargas dictatorship

/r/Iamverysmart

I don't bother with the opinions of people who write like they're 14 year trying to word vomit to meet an essay's word count minimum.

It was written in the 30's, everyone was talking retarded back then

So they would've supported Nazi Germany. Right.

"After Hitler, our turn!"

"Whatcha gonna do, send me to a konzentrazionslager?"

Historically, that's exactly what tankies did.

In Brazil there now reigns a semifascist regime ...

I will be on the side of “fascist” Brazil

... will lead to the overthrow of the Vargas dictatorship

what a rollercoaster, only took a few sentences to reach dictatorship from 'semifascist'. at first i thought they might purposefully use words without understanding them because they're aware of just how uninformed and stupid their userbase is, but now i'm convinced they're just someone else's useful idiots.

Imagine thinking a military victory for a fascist Brazil would do anything other than stoke the flames for more intense nationalistic pride

Lmao, the Argentine junta literally died because they lost a war.

I’m pretty sure this is actually a copypasta of something Trotsky wrote, with “Italy” subbed out for “Brazil,” and “France” for “Great Britain.”

No it is literally Trotsky with nothing subbed out. There’s a link in my comment

Oh, then Trotsky was committing self-plagiarism. Naughty naughty.

I'm literally posting on r/chapotraphouse, part of a very real subculture known as the "dirtbag left."

very real subculture

Their subculture is so dissident. They're so edgy. Of course they would never say the n-word though. That would really be too far.

I'm gonna say the n word.

wait... no

SPEZ IS GONNA FREAK

mrs obama etc

Hey. Fuck Neoliberals

Why do you hate the global poor?

any dirtbags in there have been tut tutted into submission by radlibs and tankies

dirtbag left

CTH subreddit

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It's cute that they still larp that anything they do is subversive.

Oh you want to kill cops?

You're not the first person to be pulled over for speeding, honey.

I wish tankies were more fun. They actually have accomplished stuff, if they chilled out with the pretenses of “building communism” and just admitted that state capitalism with redistributive goals is the most sustainable modern economic model, I think they’d get pretty broad popular support.

It's apparently more fun to play revolutionary and threaten going full Stalin on people who disagree with you than actually try and fix the system that we already have, and that works for the most part.

I wouldn’t say that the current system works, I’d say that it has many positive short-term features and we must find a way to make the desirable features sustainable and more widely available, so that there’s less of an incentive to destabilize things. “For things to stay the same they must change,” as some wise Frenchman once said.

>culture

Imagine being so insecure that you have to praise your identity with a negative statement

Did chapo get taken down?

They're back now 😑

So this binch doesn't have anyone in her family who is actually working class? OK. Their voice is vital, for sure.

A soldier of the Red Army that these guys bootlick would have way more in common with the average GI then anyone who posts on chapo.

they do realize that the military (in America) is a release valve on unemployment and a very large share of their ranks are lower-class and criminals...surely they must know this

But an even large share both loves the country and hates communism.

oh for sure pretty much every military guy i know, even the ones that are foreign nationals immigrating via service, are super nationalistic america """chuds""" i guess you could say. but to simply dismiss the proletariat/lumpenproletariat origins of the vast majority of american soldiers seems a little short sighted when you want to label yourself a WOKE working class REVOLUTIONARY HERO

No, obviously every member of the military is a white upper middle class frat boy who has read and taken a shit on every book ever written by Noam Chomsky and Robert Fisk. They’re all incredibly knowledgeable about foreign affairs and their rich daddies can give them a cozy job in the family business at any time, so they don’t need the money or benefits, but they just love killing and raping brown people so much that they choose to be sent over to the Middle East to act out their sadistic fantasies.

i mentioned this in very nearby comment but this chapo fantasy is just so opposed to what i see irl its just funny to me

People actually think this? Autism intensifies

I have a lot of respect for military members not because they're supposedly defending my freedom, but because it's the ultimate way of being self-made. No wonder commies that come from families earning 6 figures and still don't take responsibility for them being failures at life hate them.

but because it's the ultimate way of being self-made

you're literally taking orders for the entire time you're enlisted for shit pay. self-cucked maybe

Good followership breeds good leadership

is this a fetish thing?

Good management makes me coom

Most retarded 18 year olds should be taking orders though

Ahh yes, you get revolutions by endless antagonizing and insulting the military.

I'm part of a very real subculture known as the "dirtbag left."

in the very same comment:

Also, "my wokeness is imflammitory" is kinda fucked up language my guy.

CTH needs to be axed already. Not for the politics but the stale memes they repeat endlessly.

post hog

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This is why I fucked off of socialism a long time ago

What the fuck is the point if you don't care about the working class

"Erika" begins playing softly in the background

That's a beautiful song about a beautiful girl.

Chapo retards are so dumb. Lenin and the Bolsheviks would have never come to power without the support of soldiers.

bad news when i unironically agree with chapo

Holy shit, CTH and "post hog". It's like if "orange man bad" was a real thing.

Bad institutions breed problems, but tankies don't get that, they think all institutions do. It is like saying fuck education because your teachers such. Hierarchies and institutions are critical for an orderly life, they just should be more meritorious and accountable than they currently are.

Not to be pedantic, but you’re not really describing “tankies.” You’re describing the weird anarcho-nihilists who have spread throughout left-wing Reddit like an inoperable cancer.

Aren't these the same dummies that were just praising Stalin for using his military to fight against the Nazis?

Ask them how Lenin would've won without Czarist deserters.

Remember,

Bismarck crushed the socialists by uniting the Crown and Proletariat through democracy.

The revolution will be fought by people who suffer PTSD from being misgendered.

I can't even tell who is arguing what, or what positions any of them hold.

"agender intellectual" Wow, what a username! Sometimes you can tell straight away that someone is going to be insufferable.

There was some idiot marxist on here somewhere yesterday who said that the proletariat only consisted of woke communists who went to his socialist meetings, as opposed to the working class as a whole.

So, the inverse 1% are apparently the ones who will have to seize the means of production.

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just got banned fro chapo lmao

Man, for a sub that has brigaded us like 4 times in the last week, they sure act like fucking bitches they think they're being brigaded.

I don't see how these limp-wristed doughboys expect to get Cletus to hand over his shotgun and trailer park for the land reform if they don't have any enforcement besides some low T keyboard warriors knocking on doors and talking about how if you add up the numbers over 500 years capitalism actually killed more people than communism.

lol you don't persuade villains. You beat them.

“Agender Intellectual” will beat precisely no one.

The beautiful beautiful irony of CTH locking a thread because of brigading. It's awe inspiring 😭

Feel the market, don’t just go by meaningless numbers.

This is exactly how stupid people think capital markets work. It's also why they think they can make money day trading.

why did they lock it? cause someone suggested that working class people are needed for revolution? I guess that makes sense.

during my time as 'an activist' I'd go to some group meeting and suggest "we should try to get the local community involved" (at that point the camera pans outside of the squatted building which was run as an anarchist community social centre into the local neighbourhood where matresses are dumped in the street and junkies are shouting racial abuse at each other and stray dogs dry hump each other), I'd suggest such things simply to make all the soft middleclass cunts there shudder at trying to interact with working class people who (as we all know) are so fucking full of prejudice against ever creed or denomination they'd punch their own reflection if saw it.

and they couldnt openly say 'no we dont want them' but they'd make really vague comments about 'protecting the space' (i.e safer spaces, which was a thing in gay bars and anarchist centers long before it was an internet buzzword), so yeah basically the average anarchist looks down on the working class.

I would rather have 'anarchists' who dont waste time reading all that over the top leftwing stuff, care about music, and have a few simple policies, dont give any time to single issue crap like gender or veganism, actually have jobs and generally are really militant and try to get as many people involved in direct action for decent causes, like protecting public services, instead of going around in black denim with patches and dreadlocks and name dropping all the 'approved things' like Crimethinc publications or the band known as Doom, etc etc.

the average anarchist white activist looks down on knows that the working class average person of color has little to no interest in their bullshit and will not be the perfect little minority they need them to be for their cause so they do everything they can to stealthily exclude them while talking about how they're fighting for them

FTFY

... and yeah dont get me started on the leftwing's love of black groups or muslim groups.

they are useful though if you need an angry mob to surround a police car.

The whites will prevail against the godless and class disrespecting reds