Daddy Bonespurs watches too much Space Battleship Yamato and decides to reform the military in his image

1  2018-12-18 by Redactor0

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To OP: NEVER, EVER THREATEN /r/DRAMA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!

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Snappy, if it comes between you and the interests of our country... I don't even know who to choose 😥😥😥

Trick question! The answer is Q!

decides to reform the military in his image

So does it actually say this in the article or are you just making shit up

Holy shit, somebody please call the r/drama gendarmerie! Someone may have used flowery language in their post title!

Pls don't be mean to David Dennison

He's just making it up, there's no drama here (yet)

I hope the Space Force uniforms are going to be gaudy metallic gold from head to toe with snazzy orange helmets.

It does actually kind of make sense to have a genuinely dedicated space command, given the number of vital military and civil assets just floating out there in near earth orbit just waiting to be blown up by China or Russia in the event of a conflict, and the number of Russian and Chinese assets which probably should be monitored or (in a conflict) destroyed to maintain superiority of any battlefield. Also east and west are going to start squabbling over asteroids and moon bases and whatnot sooner or later.