Soccer moms turned bounty hunters

1  2018-12-18 by harbringot

33 comments

leave that place it isn't worth it

a lot of them are the alt-right mirror images of our tankie edgelord teens, and a lot of people there are broken, toxic people and their parasites who exploit and humiliate them for sociopathic fun

just a really bad community all around

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Fat people in general think being overweight translates to power.

because they saw a Strongman competition once and the guy in it looked big but also fat.

they don't understand the difference between fatmass and lean mass, it's all the same to them. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

That's way to complicated for them, they should start with the difference between strong fat and weak fat

That's the difference, strong fat got way more lean mass and relatively less fat mass

Apparently in their entire existence they've captured a grand total of 3 people successfully

>website unironically has a visit counter

Oh my

We'd be better off without foids.

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Him flailing away from them, dragging the other across the parking lot by his shirt, getting half-ass tased, then just getting in his car and driving away is beautiful. This is top notch work.

the best part is when you realize what that noise is before he reaches the car in the parking lot.. yeah the youngest one is shooting him with a BB gun.

I thought it was some sort of civilian CO2 rubber bullet thing. I have no idea what is legal in Burgerland, state to state.

Doesn't know about guns

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We already knew honey

It's a real ass blast as far as laws go down there. Everyone ass blasting each other.

I'm sure they went with BB Gun cause they thought it's legal since it's not a real gun, but its' definitely not legal to shoot people with BB Guns. But hey what's this guy going to do? Call the cops?

If he does get busted and was hurt by the BB Gun he could probably sue and win.

I like the part where the guy drives away thinking he just got assaulted by a roving gang of crazy pink ladies completely out of the blue because they make no mention of why they're trying to stop him.

yeah that's probably not super legal. Evan the shittiest paralegals should know better than to start with "stant up" into arm grab

Is it even legal to do that? I don't get this bounty hunter shit

It's what happens when almost 1% of your population is in the prison system.

Almost 1% of your population is closeted homosexual prime ministers, so shut the fuck up

Probably not. Bounty hunters are basically empowered to make citizen's arrests and do so for bond companies that will lose money if people disappear. They are not cops; in most places, they have received some basic training and get a certificate authorizing them to seek out people skipping bail.

The real problem is that it looks like this took place in California, and BB Gun laws are pretty strict there due to the "no fun allowed" government. As far as I know, you're not allowed to draw them or wave them around in a public place. It also looks like they repainted the orange tips black so they looked more like real guns, which also forbidden.

They'd have better luck with a taser (if they could aim one) which is generally legal unless you have a record or you assault someone with it.

I'm not sure if this entire thing counts as assault or not. They did not identify themselves to be bounty hunters. They did not make an attempt to explain the situation or to peacefully bring them into custody. They escalated immediately to a violent situation and then probably made it worse by revealing their fake guns were fake and he was at no risk of being shot with actual bullets.

I assumed that was the click of a tazer but I guess there were no probes and that would have shocked the other lady too.

That BB gun actually blinded him in one eye

Don't forget him getting his eye shot out

Did they shoot him?

with tiny pink plastic balls

that looks like a bb gun

he's a little guy, only 5'7

Lmao, manlets placed on suicide watch

funny tho cause even the manlettiest 5'2" guy could overpower almost all women.

God bless America.