In /r/whatswrongwithyourdog, someone posts a breed of peace that was used for dog fighting. Redditors take this opportunity to calmly discuss...(wait for it)...ethics in ranching.

1  2018-12-18 by TSwizzlesNipples

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You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?

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WHICH ONE OF YOU DOWNVOTED SNAPPY?

So what the guy is saying is we should eat pibbles? Also the tard saying dog fighting and eating animals are the same because they're cruel would think fighting Nazis is just as bad as being a Nazi since they're both cruel

I love that he has to drug the thing so it doesnโ€™t rip his kids throats out. The denial is crazy.

So this thing has to be doped up so that it doesnโ€™t rip itโ€™s owners throat out!?!

LMFAO ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ The absolute denial of pitbull supporters is fucking insane! Those are some crazy mental gymnastics.

To be fair, some parents do that to their kids here in the states

My lil Trigger would never even hurt a fly!

The entire US is beaned out of it's fucking gourd on fentanyl.

So this thing has to be doped up so that it doesnโ€™t rip itโ€™s owners throat out!?!

The scary thing is that this makes OP more responsible than 99% of pitbull owners.

What would be the most humane solution to the pibble problem?

I mean bans don't work.

We feed pibbles to the poor

give them aid to even the playing field economically

No, that would be like providing free tutoring to minorities, or even yeah give them cash -- it might actually help. We need something more virtuous, something more like Affirmative Action, like fine dog shelters that get less than 10% pibbles among other dogs adopted while doing fuck all to force proper training and shit.

Gas chambers

Euthanizing animals is unironically awesome and we should be doing it a lot more often. They have no idea they're being put down and have no friends/family members so it's not like there's an ethical dilemma about making them not-alive anymore, and it's cheap + painless.

Reduces animal suffering, reduces their environmental impact, reduces litter, reduces the amount of attacks on humans/other dogs. There's a lot more dogs/cats than there are people who deserve to own them or are even interested in adopting them in the first place.

Have you branched out into necrozoophilia?

The stray dog einstazgruppen that PETA has is one of the few good things about them.

The only reason the bans don't 100% work is they start labeling the dog of peace as breeds other than pitbulls to get away with it, if you took that a way then they'd be more effective.

If you take label invention and assignment away then the woke will have nothing left.

But that points to the problem as a whole, 'pitbull' has always encompassed multiple breeds. And then more often than not were actually talking about mutts. Shit like this dog has almost guranteed to be crossed with like a rottwiler or mastiff for size. And that raises questions about blaming breeds, which cant even be geneticlly identified, in mutts. If you get kicked by a mule was it the donkey or the horse?

I have a simple solution. If it's only partially a pit, then just euthanize the pit part. That's a fair compromise.

If you get kicked by a mule was it the donkey or the horse?

That depends, were you doing something stupid? The donkey kicked you.

Were you doing something normal but the horse didn't understand because its a fucking stupid horse? The horse kicked you.

Donkeys are literally the best pets. Easy going, smart, not aggressive (most of the time), and will murder the fuck out of any stray canine that gets in it's territory.

Horses are stupid af.

Horses are basically thousand pound 4 year old kids.

The worst is when you put out several different feed troughs to prevent competition only to have one asshole horse chase and kick the others away from them.

This is the most correct answer.

lets take in a dog used for fighting

the absolute state of pibble lovers

The only thing that could make it worse is if someone stuck a fucking toddler on it's back

Trazodone is fucking nuts. It causes crazy real dreams but turns you into a zombie. Didn't know they could give that stuff to dogs lol.

I take it for sleep now and then but only 50mg not fucking 150mg wtf

tbf dog dosing/absorption is different

I assumed it was the same for bitches regardless of species

Didn't know they could give that stuff to dogs lol.

supposedly all the, "dog drugs" they sell at the vet are literally just drugs. my mom's little rat animal dog thing fucking FREAKS OUT during thunderstorms, so the vet sold them some doggy xanax. turns out, it's literally xanax.

Why are the people that run their mouths like this consistently the ones that know nothing about animals at all. There is at least one ag school in every state and 4H has existed for almost 100 years now, if they actually gave a fuck they could easily be more knowledgeable.

Chickens are butchered at 8 weeks, 12 for heritage. Turkeys at 24 weeks, who cares if their breasts would keep them from breathing at 52 weeks.

We take calves from dams herp a durr, nevermind cattle stress can be measured with cortisol and we can show taking calves immediately causes less stress and better lifelong and multigenerational health in herds.

These dumbfucks dont even realize 'factory farms' is just a buzzword for C/AFOs, not literal factories.

If you're jealous of a dog rethink your life.

The only thing melting down is your ability to influence this Sub in any way other than making them all hate you unanimously because of how much of a faggot you are ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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The pitbull is the AK-47/AR15/"Assault Weapon" of dog breeds.

Except the difference is my AR15 won't maul a child on a whim. The AR15 doesn't have a mind of it's own. I would cull every single one of those pitbulls - not into extinction but would definitely make it so people couldn't just get them. 90% of dogs at my local humane society are pit bulls or some mix of them. Weapon breeds are dangerous.