Are you writing fiction now?

I don't even hate women, and I'm sure as hell not an incel. You seem to have just fabricated that bit. I've literally said like 20 times on here the "I hate women" bit is ironic.

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The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.

Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.

Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.

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you posted pictures of people who left their house and did something. That seems inaccurate.

You telling me Reddit chapocells look even more meth’d out?

those muggles don't look that bad

These people actually went outside to protest, Also if this was chapo there would've been at least one tranny.

Top row to the right of Jesus is clearly wearing lipstick and is therefore a woman, bigot

Huh, and eyeshadow too. I guess the transphobic cops demanded that she remove her wig for the mugshot. Or maybe it was lost in the scuffle.

Actually, if you post on CTH you'll see that a lot of people there are activists. Most of us have joined the DSA and we regularly to the meetings. A lot of us went to the protests when Drumpf fired Sessions. I know that this is sort of a 'humour/satirical' subreddit, but we ought to try to engage with our opponents. As for myself, I've read a lot of conservative/libertarian literature and I've learned about your beliefs... so if you want some advice on what Marxist texts to read, just ask me.

Chapotards should never be engaged with seriously for the same reason flat earthers shouldn't.

I don't think that's fair. Leftism has a firm theoretical grounding. Again, I can suggest relevant texts if you're interested. But I see you post in r/economics, so I assume that you're already engorged with bourgeois ideology.

Gtfo with your texts. We deal in manifestos around these parts.

For me it has nothing to do with leftism. You're just absolutely insufferable if you're a chapocel.

My alarm bells are going off, seeing as you've posted on /r/trashy and /r/2007scape, which are filled with reactionaries.

buying revolution 50gp

Selling hog pics 20gp for flaccid 100gp for my girthy erect feminine penis

Oooh oooh tell me why my post history disqualifies me from thinking regular chapo posters are insufferable windbags!

You watch pornography.

Whew dismantled for having orgasms, pack it up bois

Pornography is abusive towards women and it promotes their objectification. Seriously, you ought to reconsider that habit.

You're right, only buddy for me from now on

https://i.imgur.com/TyBaRUJ.png

Ahahahahahahaha

Attractive girls I know

Hmm

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I always try to temper my comments on r/drama because I know it's hard for people here to come to terms with the fact that people exist outside of Reddit, and yet without fail scrotum throated sadbois like you still drop shit like that, but hey, at least you're not breaking character!

Hey don't worry bud. This is an autism safe space. Feel free to say whatever stupid shit you want, like what you just said

But why am I a reactionary who's opinion is invalid tho, you never got to that part

I told you already.

Nah you said I was sexist or supporting a sexist industry by watching porn, a claim you just threw out without evidence, you haven't actually noted why my personal views are reactionary

You watch porn. You are reactionary.

So women who watch female produced porn are reactionary?

Women dont watch porn

😂😂😂 so true, how could I forget that women are enlightened and free of carnal desires

Well women just arent socialized to see men as objects

Which is of course the only reason someone would ever want to see someone else naked, gotcha

women don't see men as objects

Free ATMs are objects right? Or did my ex-wife just not what an object is? ,🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

People actually naturally HATE sex, but GEORGE BUSH and the KOCH BROTHERS have all TRICKED men into thinking that sex is enjoyable!!!!!!!!

OPEN YOUR EYES

Lmao now I know you're trolling, trying to assume what one does with their gussy in the privacy of their home, hmph

Oh I see it's a troll acct

I'm a feminist. Do you really think that someone has to be a 'troll' to be a feminist? I've made literally no indication that I am.

He's one of the most committed trolls I've ever seen. It's kind of impressive, in the same way Shoe Nice is impressive.

It's over for us orgasmcels 😥😥😫😫

are you really eating up bait this obvious?

what is wrong with the idiots on this sub.

I'm sorry you've been booty blasted and don't know how to have fun, this isn't r/reasonablediscussion

what is wrong with the idiots on this sub.

right wingers tend not to be emotionally stable or able to understand basic social interaction.

Hey man, think I caught a typo. You said right wingers there when it should read left wingers. Your welcome

I'm checking his post history, and I see nothing to back that up (yet).

No u

I'm flattered you looked in my history. Did like what you saw? 😘

I've also posted on circlebroke2 like the degenerate I am

Do me next pls

Completely agreed. Reddit is nothing but a hellhole filled with reactionaries, right wing bigots, and authoritarians. Look at all of the capitalist abusers getting butthurt at your comment

/r/trashy and /r/2007scape

The twin pillars of fascist ideology are playing MMOs and mocking hillbillies

/r/trashy is clearly classist

economics

The garlic equivalency to the commie vampire.

Marx literally refuted economics over a century ago. Read Capital & A Contribution to the Critique of Political Economy.

You are a living stereotype

what the fuck. let's put aside everything for a second. can you not see how painfully unfunny anthony fantano is? that bit was so painfully contrived it was, like, really bad satire.

I think it's funny because from my experience, that's how the Marxist I interact with usually act. And it's kind of what you did too.

Really good satire is sorta like really bad satire, I guess

I know you are a parody account but the fact that people unironically believe this makes baby jesus cry

imagine thinking this is a 'parody account'

Thats even worse fam

Imagine being so retarded that your entire persona comes off as a sad joke.

Read Culture of Critique.

Marxs literally thought that human nature didn't exist and if we removed capital markets then a utopian moneyless and stateless society sould simply form naturally in its absence.

Leftism has a firm theoretical grounding.

Sadly, this is true

It's not sad at all?

It is if you think you can change your objective condition on your pappy's payroll.

so I assume that you're already engorged with bourgeois ideology.

Goddammit how did I miss this!

Being left-wing is fine, but Chapo subscribers literally subscribe to the one ideology that managed to kill more than the stupid ass Nazis do. On top of that, they have zero self-awareness. At least most Nazis realize they're pieces of shit and meanwhile commies think they know better than all of history shows.

When I go to DSA meetings, the people who I met there aren't facile young activists. They're hard-working men, women, and non-binary people who understand that democratic-socialism is the only way forward for them. Believe it or not, but the broader working-class agrees with socialist principles of proletarian democracy and equity.

I don't think that that's the case. But what does it matter? The police are an authoritarian and fascist institution.

Hooo boy these teets are thicc. Tasty milk too.

Of course? They aren't irredeemable, but they will need to be re-educated to participate in a socialist society.

Crime results from the premises that class-society creates. It is an anachronism in socialism.

In capitalist society men are socialized to view women as objects. So yes I think that that problem would be solved in socialism. Also, what the fuck? You literally post in /r/stupidpol. Yeah, you're a reactionary.

Yes, predominantly women get raped by men. There are very, very few cases of it being the other way around, and usually it's very different.

Just means it's not reported.

dude, its so obvious he's a troll, no even the most retarded chapofag would call a stupidpol user a reactionary

We're reaching levels of poes law never imagined possible.

nah, they hate us. the chapo mods will actually ban you for mentioning r/stupidpol a lot of the time

They do it all the time lmfao. Although I think their favorite is "strasserite"

\>People would naturally never commit crimes if it weren't for capitalism.

\>Men only rape women because capitalism tells them to.

Holy fucking shit. I've never seen a troll put so much effort into his post history to establish a character with this level of profound retardation. Bravo, you're doing some amazing work.

You're saying that in a socialist society nobody would ever want to commit a crime? What if someone who didn't share your socialist values immigrated to your socialist society and committed a crime?

They would be put in a re-education facility. But not by the police, by representatives of the proletarian government.

Whose alt are you?

It really seems like you're trolling, yet you apparently post sincerely in chapo and they eat your crap right up. But you are obviously trolling. I guess I gotta salute the game, well done sir.

o7

BTW, to assist your future trolling, the correct answer is: nobody can immigrate to a true socialist society because it is a global one-world government, so all people on earth would share socialist values.

That's simply not true, though. Ever heard of socialism-in-one-country?

I have heard of nationalism yes

Imagine being a tankie

crying about tankies, then 10 seconds later professing a tankie belief. trolling truly is a art.

by representatives of the proletarian government.

So then the police.

Not the police, the PEOPLE’S police who beat up protestors with the PEOPLE’S nightsticks.

Cain and Abel were the first capitalists.

When I go to DSA meetings

Ha, there’s your problem right there.

I don't have a problem. Do you have a problem? Because if you keep coming at me like that, you will.

Lol, did you really just threaten me over /r/drama? Are you special needs friend?

You're the one who interpreted it as a threat. All I said is that if you keep coming at me like you are, you're going to have a problem. You don't even know who I am, by the way, so maybe it's wise to back off.

Definitely special needs.

ITS OK. WE LOVE. AND RESPECT. THOSE WITH SPECIAL NEEDS. HERE.

That's extremely ableist.

I VALUE. YOU. AS A PERSON. BECAUSE YOU REALLY ARE IMPORTANT.

It's okay to be retarded.

its ok to be ableist when you’re disabled

y’know, unless another disabled disagrees with it, then it’s a tossup

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I'll be your huckleberry. Where you at chapofag?

Sounds like they’re wagecucks

It's too obvious of a troll when you try to convince everyone that local union members are going to come to a cool secret clubhouse to sit next to some guy who's wearing lipstick and visibly wanting to fuck little boys. You're talking about the working middle class that you lost in 2016. You guys really screwed the shark on this one with all the pedophile/gay/ladyboy/black stuff.

What the fuck are you on about?

Y-you don't?

Whatabaoutism

well obviously, i thought you had an idea of how politics worked by now

MFW

Mfw when you run all the jaw sliders to the right during character creation.

Wow I'd like to see his hog if you catch my drift 😉

Acshually

r/Drama is radical centrist.

Okay. I will throw you a bone. How are you gonna implement your system and how will the US of the A improve as a result, and in what way?

First, we have to encourage the American public to vote for progressive causes and to embrace democratic-socialism. Voting for politicians like Bernie Sanders and Beto O'Rourke is key to this end. After we ensure that reforms are reached to ensure a good standard-of-living for the working-class, we can begin to transition to a socialist economy based on worker co-operatives. It will also involve getting rid of the vestiges of bourgeois society, including the bourgeois preoccupation with the 'rights-of-man', which exist solely to protect fascists.

Beto O'Rourke

What?

One of the most progressive politicians in the world?

What are his views on wall st regulation

Why hasn't he signed onto medicare for all

Why is he so tight with AIPAC

I don't like to use ideological purity tests in order to discount progressive candidates based on minutiae.

Lol a wall st bitch being supported by the Marx as progressive. Let me guess you think Obama was progressive as well

You mean the guy who crashed his car while driving drunk and then fled the scene?

People make mistakes.

Socialism is a mistake. One I’d not like to see repeated by retarded people.

Francis Robert O’Rourke.

Why hasn't Denmark or most nordic countries transitioned into complete socialism and co-ops when their standards of living are already so high? Is the bourgeois somehow an ideology? Aren't every kid taught ever since they were young to be good to one another, taught that greed is a sin, to abstain from having teenage sex, to stop bullying, yet why do they still happen? Why is it that workers haven't already started to boycott and stop recognizing money in order to move forward to that goal? The concept of co-ops it people consenting to be paid the same, why haven't people consent to this?

Also, this gem

including the bourgeois preoccupation with the 'rights-of-man', which exist solely to protect fascists.

Denmark isn't truly democratic-socialist. They pay for their social-programs with the suffering of the third-world. Democratic-socialist countries would have open-borders in order to eliminate the effects of global apartheid.

But your proposal is to transition slowly, we all understand implementing this in America would cause an uproar, but there they are already in Nordic countries, so why haven't they began the transition? By that logic, electing Bernie and Beto wouldn't do shit because according to you, America is the head honcho in exploiting the shit out of third world country. So why do it?

Bernie is an actual democratic-socialist who understands that this is the path forward. The folks who run Denmark are bourgeois.

Bernie has said on record many times that he supports the Canadian and Nordic model.

The folks who run Denmark are bourgeois.

How so?

Because they haven't made socialism.

be our eyes and ears in chapo, aight?

Yet the proletariat in Denmark is happier and richer than the proletariat in any socialist country has ever been. How can someone simultaneously be bourgeois and help the proletariat more than any socialist has managed to do?

(It's technically correct to call the folks who run Denmark atm bourgeois - the parties that make up the current government literally label themselves as "borgerlige"/bourgeois parties. But those are parties that are opposed to the Danish welfare state, at least in its current form, and I highly doubt that you know enough about Danish politics to know that. The Social Democrats aren't bourgeois.)

Yet the proletariat in Denmark is happier and richer than the proletariat in any socialist country has ever been. How can someone simultaneously be bourgeois and help the proletariat more than any socialist has ever managed to do?

w/ more money than any socialist to start with and a lot of welfare

so why haven't they began the transition?

uh... they have?

haven’t you heard about the socialist hellhole that is northern europe?

People have become so pre occupied with owning communism epic style that they seriouspost in response to an obvious baitposter like this.

It's bait!!!! I can't handle the idea that there's someone who actually believes in socialism. Spooky!

socialism doesn't care about individual rights

Top fucking kek, either baitposter or that 80 year old Boomer that still loves Stalin

If communists offer to make me rich with my own harem of hot women from varying ethnicities then I'll join you.

🙄

Serious Question: Why are all marxists/chapocels obsessed with other men's penises?

I know that this is sort of a 'humour/satirical' subreddit, but we ought to try to engage with our opponents. As for myself, I've read a lot of conservative/libertarian literature and I've learned about your beliefs...

Are you assuming our political ideology? I'm a progressive market socialist.

Drumpf

Stop that.

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It sounds like a troll post, it's starts with a "WELL ACKSUALLY" and most people evolved passed using Drumpf unironically.
I also have a feeling your 'activism' is posting memes on twitter and discord.

So, you want my hog or not?

N O B O D Y gives a fuuuuuuuuuuuuck, bro

What are my beliefs?

Didnt the DSA kick out a guy for posting on the cumtown reddit

Most of us have joined the DSA

Don't you (tu, not vous) oppose electoralism and party-building on principle?

We get it, you like to rape kids and you're also lazy and retarded.

holy shit did you just drumpf unironically

you know “trump” means “fart,” right? “drumpf” just sounds like some euro name

why do people do this to themselves

DSA

JELLY!!!!! I wish my city had a chapter of the Dick Sucking Autists! 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

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GOOD meme account.

👌

One? Lmao ... one ...

I said at least one :)

That one dudes mugshot screams "mom better have my grilled cheese and milk when I get home from my protest"

which one dude? Most look like this.

The top guy of the ones with the blown up pictures.

All of them look like this.

He looks like a brainlet.

Protesting le dumpf in Portland

Brainlet

You don't say...

Dude drumpf lmao

Nah man Dumpf, like poop!

What I mean you'll never know, I'm behind 7 layers of irony.

THE MAN IS ORANGE! LIKE A CHEETO!

this guy looks like a young kubrick

Yet he acts like a young soybrick

The tears in his eyes lmfao

Discount Kripparrian.

Value Kripparrian

FTFY

"Beauty standards are opressive. In fact, any standards that leave behind losers like me is opressive"

it's because we live in one

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Cops confiscated his chin.

Who tilted his hairline?

already got 10 upvotes on /r/beholdenthemasterrace .
bullying incels never felt so good

How do they know he's a nazi?

That's pretty ironic don't they only bully right wingers

It looks like he just fits their preconceived stereotype so they don't know.

ok, this is epic.

Its over for whatever-the-fuck-that-is cells

The 25 people arrested at an anti-Trump protest in Portland range in age from 15 to 48 and face mostly disorderly conduct and interfering with a police officer charges.

They may pretend they hate white privilege, but aren't afraid to use it 😉

It's a passive skill lmao

Who were they before they joined ISIS

These pussies would "join" ISIS like a prison trap "joins" the arayan brotherhood.

🤕

margaret shiple is a cutie 3.14

No doubt

ten minutes into smash capitalism and chill and she give you that look

brb joining antifa

3rd from left on the top looks like he got beaten into HRT

In Portland, hog posts you.

Underrated comment.

Lol, look at that pretty much all of them white and middle class. We need the mayocide.

They look exactly like I would expect them to.

Out of 19, 3 of them are potentially good looking

Are all of them antifa or are there the other protesters there as well?

I've only been out there serving my role as official r/drama observer a couple times, but there was a huge drop-off in turnout over that time. People who were actually against Trump stopped showing up a long time ago. It's just a total spergfest now between kids who want to pretend that they're refighting WW3.

lol this is exactly how I picture chapotards.

"post hog" isn't even funny. "post bussy" is truly the supreme retarded response.

Post your bussy or get out OUT OUT!

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15-year-old girl

Giggity.

Look at all these lefty soyboys with beta facial features lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'd like to see YOUR facial features <3

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AND HIS HAIR LIKE A MUSKRAT