Retard Boomers have raised over half a million in two days for Daddy's Great Wall

1  2018-12-19 by CR90

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Only about $5,999,500,000 short of the goal.

He didn't even factor in inflation either.

Or maintenance, lawsuits, infrastructure to build it in the middle of the desert etc

They did the monster math

Edit: \s for safety

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Aw fuck, is that where that comes from? I've seen it here a few times and thought it was more autistic r/drama OC, what with the official sub server and all. Time to go hara kiri I guess.

They did your mom as well.

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YIKES!

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EDIT - Gold? Wow! Thank you kind stranger!

On the flip side, it would have been an easy 0.6 million for scammers if flexible funding is on

Don't forget the 20,000,000,000 needed to maintain the wall for the next 50 years!

goddamn boomers are gullible old simps. that's how we got this lyle lanley-ass dude as president in the first place

I seriously need to find a grift and get rich off these old bags of skin. all you really need is one or two of the big media people to put your message out on Fb and you're in the money.

"my teacher says I'm not allowed to pledge allegiance to the flag anymore, donate to my gofundme so I can buy one US flag for every school room in my district!!"

then just take the money and bounce

Need to start a new Q style larp where you convince the boomers that they need to hand over cryptocurrency to fight against being deplatformed.

But then you end up with a bunch of tanking crypto on your hands

You predict that it will tank and use that to convince the boomers to buy more.

Jesus wants you to be protected against the incoming cyberdollar crisis

Bitcoin is up today, so your fud is conclusively disproven. Shills for Big Fiat are so pathetic.

Shills for Big Fiat

fucking italians are always up to no good

It's over for Škodacels

In Czech, škoda means something like pity or shame, as in “what a shame”, which makes the car company name refreshingly honest.

DogeCoin™ is ALWAYS the safest option!! 🐕💨

Just launch your own QCoin and convince boomers to pump it up.

That's unironically a fantastic idea for a grift.

If you ran with this you'd actually make some serious cash

You have to hurry because a new poster named 'R' is already making the rounds. I wish I was kidding.

I am 'S'

I need a quick rundown

JFK jr is still alive, visits the Trump's rallies regularly and has teamed up with Team Trump to fight the evil Deep State.

Yeah right

Oh my God, post sauce

Whatever happened with all that Q faggotry? Do the boomers still ree about it somewhere?

Voat unsurprisingly.

it's big on twitter too

Except on Voat, they're free(and encouraged) to be as racist as possible. Think Trump would do better if darkie were enslaved again? Have an upvote! Think Jews are the source of all evil and need to be purged? have whatever their version of gold is!

Plus their Q-Sub is anonymous, so it could easily be 1 or 2 people talking to themselves.

Indian tech scammers are way ahead of you

B-b-but Mexico was supposed to pay for the wall! Surely I could not have been lied to!

Didn't you hear? NAFTA v1.0.1 is flooding our country with money now!

Mexico:

M - Many

E - Elderly

X - Xenophobes

I - Fighting

C - The

O - Deepstate

Truly 4D chess, god bless America

People who try to scam you will not be upfront with their information, they will hide and not use their name.

He knows Trump tells everyone his name and writes it on the sides of buildings right and he's scamming everyone?

I have a public figure Facebook page with a blue check  mark issued by facebook that verifies my identity. 

Don't they think Facebook is screwing them?

And give it to whom? You can't just donate to the government and say "do this specific thing with this money"

He's working with lawyers, so don't worry this plan is airtight.

Dude gave his legs and an arm already. Guess that's not worth enough...

Welcome to the scam

How has this not been shut down?

is it against regs?

how?

It is an obvious scam. The money is going straight into someone's pocket.

none of these funds have been dispersed yet so no one has made a dime

likely it will get shut down eventually but not before they milk it for all the PR its worth.

What good is that when the wall budget is dead? Either they are going to try and sneak as much of the money out before they can cancel the transactions or it is a worthless PR move.

it is a worthless PR move.

Lol they already said they were setting up a PO box in order to bypass gofundme

What a nonscam!

I'm okay with a wall if the idiot's who want it actually pay for it.

Someone is gonna laugh all the way to the bank

Imagine being such a simp you pay your taxes AND donate money to the government.

the average donation to this is $60 too how many better things could be done with this $60

What happened to making Mexico pay for it?

Make it over 7 million in 3 days.

Lmao.

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