Local losers feast on bait. Has autism gone too far?

1  2018-12-19 by CordialCalamity

67 comments

Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening. src

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A painful truth. I'm sorry Snappy.

This is what happens when you allow the whites to infiltrate your home.

We cephalopod postin' now? For the record I'm into it.

I have no idea what you mean ;)

The mayo menace

Dramatards were the lolcows all along.

The lowcows were the drama we made along the way.

Who would have thunk?

Who do you think the_marx is? I think it's Ed.

Could be but seems a bit too high effort. Probably some (former?)mod or discord autist.

this is literally my first account. you think that you are so smart seeing through the 'bait' when in reality you are too stupid to see that socialists like me actually exist, and i've literally been using chapo for a year now. and i've seen how drama brigades literally every thread that gets posted here.

You're my new favorite poster 😍

what the fuck? you all ironically act like you like me but i'm going to get this subreddit shut down. seriously i hate going on socialist subs and seeing reactionary/fash-y shit being posted because you people brigade leftists and are rude to us constantly, also obsessed with us.

You're a wonderful human being.

i'm done with you, troll.

I hope you have a wonderful day and all your dreams come true! Especially if it means this subreddit gets shut down.

You make me blush 😘

LET ME INTO /R/ENOUGHDRAMASPAM

I will unironically post bussy if you post hog

Post your bussy or get out OUT OUT!

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Dude lmao

If you post bussy you should be made a mod

I'm calling it, it's Marc Maron.

LET ME INTO /R/ENOUGHDRAMASPAM

Your hamming this up too much tone it down a little and keep this role play alive ;)

you all

🤔

k

LET ME INTO /R/ENOUGHDRAMASPAM

It's pretty obvious who it is

Damn that's some M Night Shawarmagoblin shit...

It's over.

But for whocels???

All of us.

Oh dear!

😏

Okay, hear me out. I think this guy might be serious. Here's my evidence.

He made a sub about us, and when I linked to it here, he took the sub private. Would a troll make the sub private? Wouldn't they want to milk the lowcows there?

It's not strong evidence, but it suggests to me that they might be for real.

...Or maybe that is part of the troll?

Fuck, now I'm getting recursive and that way lies madness.

Based and redpilled.

Please put me back in the matrix. The real world is too dumb.

🌹fierce proponent of Bernie/Beto 2020. citizen of the world. supports: universal healthcare, democratic socialism, worker co-operatives. against: Drumpf, conservatives, dumbass leftcoms, tankies.🌹

lol nope no troll here

Is that from his profile? I'm on mobile (RiF) so I don't see the profile blurb thingy.

yup

Okay, I'm fully on the side of troll, then. Though they have real dedication to the troll. I'm impressed.

literally nothing is a joke there except the bernie/beto 2020 part. what the fuck is wrong with wanting universal healthcare and democratic socialism? i swear that you fucking troglodytes make no sense. you fucking brigaded my subreddit because apparently the bot informs you when someone links to your posts

what the fuck is wrong with wanting

universal healthcare

Nice meme.

democratic socialism

Welfare states are still capitalist states, and socialism doesn't work. Nice meme.

Hey, to clarify: the Beto stuff is a bit, dumbass. That doesn't mean that the rest of it isn't serious. The moderators also unbanned me. So fuck off.

I'm a big fan of your work. Keep it up.

you think that you're a fan of my work because you're convinced that i'm some harmless troll. i have been posting on chapotraphouse for a year now, my older posts are just deleted (how do you think i have 16000 karma?). the beto stuff was a 'bit' but as other commenters recognize i am an actual leftist, and i am sick and tired of this fucking subreddit and its fucking antics. i made my subreddit and within a fucking minute there were people fucking brigading it. if you are truly a 'fan of my work', you'll support me trying to get the admins to shut down this god awful, trolling subreddit.

Troll and pasta chef! A genuine renaissance-cel!

okay. you can call me a troll when you come on this sub one day and see the words 'banned for brigading and harassment', because literally you all brigaded my subreddit and i had to ban multiple people. and it was just a minute so obviously there is some concentrated effort to stop this.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Hey, since you stalk people's histories to ascertain their political stance when you argue with them, what's your verdict on me?

You're so dedicated! Honestly, I could never put in the work to do something with this much depth to the character. At least not for a Reddit troll. ADHD, you know.

I get that you have to maintain character so I'll just take your comment as a wink, wink, nudge, nudge that my praise is appreciated.

I love seeing all the reactionaries srspost whenever you start commenting on this sub. They rarely take my bait. You're an inspiration.

think about the effort i would have to put into trolling this subreddit. i make a marxist account a year ago, gain a reputation on CTH and nearly 20,000 karma, only to post here and make you all upset? i'm starting to think that this is some attempt to troll me, so i'm not going to engage with it. bye

think about the effort i would have to put into trolling this subreddit.

I know, right!? That's what makes this so impressive.

bye, bye, troll.

Bye Marx! Hope to see you around drama again!

Double down is just making it more obvious

shut down this subreddit & then we can talk troll.

💩🎣

plus i evidently got unbanned from chapotraphouse seeing as i posted there literally today? look at that post and tell me if you think its a fucking troll post. you disparage me because you know that i can beat you intellectually.

Pizzashill

It has been 0 days since /r/drama took the bait

I don't even know why I bought the cards with other numbers on them

Well Hitler drank water too but that doesn't mean that I'm not going to drink water. Hitler was wrong because he attacked innocent people and socialists and not because he just attacked in general. If he attacked reactionaries then it wouldn't be bad, as long as he didn't just kill them and he took them and tried to rehabilitate them.

Snappy pls

You haven't seen how far my autism can go bucko

r/drama taking the bait

shocking

Can we ban all serious posters?