r/drama: >be Bigfoot >get shot >actually not be Bigfoot at all

>be Bigfoot >get shot >actually not be Bigfoot at all

1 2018-12-20 by GandalftheChromatic

26 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-20

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1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2018-12-20

Wouldn’t Bigfoot be a critically endangered species protected by the law?

1 WarSanchez 2018-12-20

Laws don't matter to the kind of idiot who would shoot a BigFoot first then correctly identify it.

1 As-a-xxx 2018-12-20

Which makes shooting it as soon as you see it all the more important because there may not be any more left to shoot.

1 Elite_AI 2018-12-20

wokest take

1 MetaFactoryFactory 2018-12-20

trapmag.com

disappointed 😞

1 Agenda_Poster 2018-12-20

I was so excited for a second there 😞

1 skivian 2018-12-20

We all know what OP was really looking for

1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-20

It's over for Sasquatch-cels

1 necromatriarch 2018-12-20

Squatchcels lmfao 😂🤣😂🤣

1 alpr5tis 2018-12-20

>Mayos

1 Dramaste 2018-12-20

“I don’t target practice — but if I see something that looks like Bigfoot, I just shoot at it.”

1 Chronicopia420 2018-12-20

To be honest these are choice words to live by

1 hyledog 2018-12-20

This man is an American hero

1 ineedmorealts 2018-12-20

Yet another "responsible gun owner"

1 JustLions 2018-12-20

Deputies have not found a vehicle matching the description, but Dutton told the Idaho Statesman that a woman has come forward saying she too had been shot at by a man in a black F-150.

I'm guessing there is a hastily buried corpse or two or there.

1 friend1y 2018-12-20

Gun ownership should have a mandatory IQ test as a prerequisite.

1 BLACKEDforISRAEL 2018-12-20

Woman: #ShotAtByBlackF150MeToo!

1 Spysix 2018-12-20

He must have been a big guy.

1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-12-20

For you

1 MrNotSpecified 2018-12-20

If you don't immediately report a retard like this to the police you deserve to get shot at.

1 Electroyote 2018-12-20

That's why women in Montana wax.

1 MG87 2018-12-20

Are all the sheep sheared as well?

1 JurijFedorov 2018-12-20

“I don’t target practice — but if I see something that looks like Bigfoot, I just shoot at it.”

The alleged shooter then reportedly told his victim to wear orange if he didn’t want to be confused for Bigfoot. “It seemed like a non-emotional approach to something that’s extremely serious,” Dutton told local station KTMF TV.

Psychopath or internet legend? Is there any difference?

1 jewdanksdad 2018-12-20

“I don’t target practice — but if I see something that looks like Bigfoot, I just shoot at it.”

Yeah, he's mayo

1 BussyShillBot 2018-12-20

About like 30 to 45 minutes ago I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I take a piss.

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