Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
you gotta have a whole lot of privilege to be able to shelve political opinions for the sake of a relationship
"Most retarded woke twitter argument" is a hotly contested title, but the whole "having friends/SOs with different political views is a sign of privilege" argument is definitely a nominee. How is it not the other way around? Like, I don't have so many friends that I can just tell them to fuck off because they watch JonTron or commit some other crime against wokeness. Only some rich white girl getting her English degree has the time, energy and social affluence to vet their friends for (((problematic))) views.
Uhh, it is. Economics is a social science. Business is just a mix of applied economics and other sciences. Doesn't matter if your Uni doesn't consider Econ as part of social science, doesn't tchange the fact that it is.
Fair enough your right I don't care enough to get into autistic argument. When the average person thinks of social science they think of psychology, gender studies, sociology, etc.
I've always seen it as the other way around. Most people are too busy trying to pay bills and better themselves and their families to be bothered with navel gazing about how mean words are exactly the same as physical violence.
Precisely. As Nietzsche said*, philosophy and other exalted thoughts can only be found among the privileged, aristocratic class. Poorfags simply cannot compete.
*according to scattered posts about him I only half-read on 4chan while rocking on my Max Stirner themed dildo
Weeks before I went to Tableaux, I had coffee in Manhattan with Leon Feingold, an exceptionally tall, friendly polyamorist, eager to talk about his high IQ and his sexual philosophies. Feingold, who wore a red Hawaiian shirt and two necklaces, one featuring a Chinese star with flamed tips (designed at Burning Man in commemoration of his late wife) and the other pukka shells, said that polyamorists emphasize the importance of emotional openness and strong communication.
That's a lot of effort but I do believe he checks all the boxes.
Yikes. He looks like a greasy, Filene's Basement version of Michael Fassbender. And the "late wife" bit doesn't make you a little bit suspicious? How much do you want to bet she died in a "mysterious boating accident"?
He is actually fairly attractive, but there's something off about his lips, they look infected or something. In fact, it kinda looks like oral herpes... That's going to be a yikes from me dawg.
i must have really touched a nerve for you to go back and forth with me about it... i’m not gonna keep engaging with you, but yes, it’s annoying, because yes, straight men are shallow and sexist even when they’re socialists
Checklist for dating 1. Doesn't call the cops 2. Hates the rich 3. Believes we should take care of people 4. Knows climate change is a big deal If she meets all of these, probably a socialist, if not adjacent. Oh and 5. Likes Gritty
Why do serial killers always take out normal mayo women jogging and old couples instead of people like this? Seems way easier to get away with that stabby spree.
It isn't contradictory to share values and simultaneously challenge them, because every socialist in 2018 believes in an extra-special flavor of socialism that is so incompatible with other forms that they're planning on killing each other as soon as they take over.
I love the idea that socialist women only date socialist men. I plow marxist QTs on the reg and I always let them know I'm a raging neo-liberal beforehand (cus informed consent is sexy)
Checklist for dating
1. Doesn't call the cops
2. Hates the rich
3. Believes we should take care of people
4. Knows climate change is a big deal
If she meets all of these, probably a socialist, if not adjacent.
Oh and 5. Likes Gritty
Dramatard
has big tits.
has big hooters.
big bazzungas, yah!
doesn’t have a penis.
if she meets all of these, probably smash. Oh, and 5. Big boobs.
This fucking sub is a mindblow all the damn time. Honestly one of the hardest subs to be a subscriber to. Every time I visit it I learn about some new weird-ass culture and learn that some people are more batshit crazy than I could have imagined.
You guys were supposed to just make me laugh at people!
I urge you to get lost on rose or commie twitter, you can spend days learning about new subsets of hilarious political and sexual stances and identities these people use to describe themselves lol.
Dating within DSA seems like a bad idea. I wouldn't want a relationship to end and for either of us to be anxious or feel weird about continuing the work and see one another and stop coming. I dont want to do a thing that makes women feel uncomfortable in a predominant male space
Perhaps women would feel more comfortable if you walled yourself into your basement.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-20
Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
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1 ParticleMare 2018-12-20
Fuck.
It's over for socelists.
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-12-20
Woke
1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2018-12-20
"Most retarded woke twitter argument" is a hotly contested title, but the whole "having friends/SOs with different political views is a sign of privilege" argument is definitely a nominee. How is it not the other way around? Like, I don't have so many friends that I can just tell them to fuck off because they watch JonTron or commit some other crime against wokeness. Only some rich white girl getting her English degree has the time, energy and social affluence to vet their friends for (((problematic))) views.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-12-20
Also rich black girls getting their humanities degrees and rich white hipsters who don't really count as men getting their humanities degrees
1 Skyright 2018-12-20
Hahaha look at all those pathetic people having friends, shouldn't even be called men.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-12-20
Struck a nerve
1 Skyright 2018-12-20
Nah, I am a rich brown guy who loves pop culture studying a Social science. You're close enough though.
1 cmakk1012 2018-12-20
What’s it like being part of an actual oppressive upper class?
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-12-20
Sorry to hear about your mayomind infection.
1 MulanMcNugget 2018-12-20
If it's anything other than psychology then your a melt.
1 Bufashoop 2018-12-20
Could be econ lol
1 MulanMcNugget 2018-12-20
Econ isn't social really is it? I always thought of it as part of the business degrees.
1 Bufashoop 2018-12-20
It is, business degrees use econ but are not econ entirely.
1 MulanMcNugget 2018-12-20
So it isn't really a social science then is it? You never see econ in social part of a uni at least in the few i have seen.
1 Bufashoop 2018-12-20
Uhh, it is. Economics is a social science. Business is just a mix of applied economics and other sciences. Doesn't matter if your Uni doesn't consider Econ as part of social science, doesn't tchange the fact that it is.
1 MulanMcNugget 2018-12-20
Fair enough your right I don't care enough to get into autistic argument. When the average person thinks of social science they think of psychology, gender studies, sociology, etc.
1 Bufashoop 2018-12-20
Nigga you could have saved us all time if you just googled it instead of asking around in reddit replies.
1 ihopeitsnormal 2018-12-20
So your parents are rich and you're taking a deuce on the family fortune
Woke af tbh
1 Elite_AI 2018-12-20
So what makes you think you're qualified to make an /r/drama post, let alone an actual value judgement?
1 Ardvarkeating101 2018-12-20
Honored to meet you Mr. Obama!
1 marshalrokossovsky 2018-12-20
So a mayo wannabe. Are you a curry?
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-20
1 nmx179 2018-12-20
Shut the fuck up, white boy.
1 Elite_AI 2018-12-20
What in the name of Jesus makes you think anyone getting a humanities degree is rich. I WISH we were rich.
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2018-12-20
You fucked up. You’re supposed to be rich before you get the worthless degree.
1 Elite_AI 2018-12-20
Shiiiiiiiieeeeet
1 I-165 2018-12-20
None of them have anything on rich white girls studying PR and HR. Those are some ice cold bitches.
1 Spaceman_Zed 2018-12-20
I've always seen it as the other way around. Most people are too busy trying to pay bills and better themselves and their families to be bothered with navel gazing about how mean words are exactly the same as physical violence.
1 Elite_AI 2018-12-20
Precisely. As Nietzsche said*, philosophy and other exalted thoughts can only be found among the privileged, aristocratic class. Poorfags simply cannot compete.
*according to scattered posts about him I only half-read on 4chan while rocking on my Max Stirner themed dildo
1 I-165 2018-12-20
Nietzsche was just a jealous wehraboo who was upset that the British where culturally superior.
1 Bufashoop 2018-12-20
literally scientology
1 NormanImmanuel 2018-12-20
Wasn't there a post like yesterday here about some left-wing guy reeeeeeing about some leftie chicks dating rightoids?
Some things are universal, it seems.
1 Therattlesnakemaster 2018-12-20
There was also a study about how women aren't attracted to male feminists lmao
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2018-12-20
"Dating a male feminist was the worst mistake of my life" was the quote lmaooooo.
1 Mikeavelli 2018-12-20
Finding out you're dating a rapist is no laughing matter.
1 Firnin 2018-12-20
That’s just because women don’t like being raped
1 Abu_Ivanka_alAmriki 2018-12-20
you gotta have a pretty easy life if this ^ is your #1 life annoyance
1 Elite_AI 2018-12-20
commies communising cummies...just another day.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-12-20
Female privilege is being able to date based on ideology because you have a huge dating pool and can have a 150-item checklist 😹😹😹
1 uniqueguy263 2018-12-20
The type of girl that can get anyone ever doesn't date based on ideology
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-12-20
So it's just an excuse for femcels to not get some fukk?? That makes sense actually
1 stupidpol 2018-12-20
This but unironically
1 nmx179 2018-12-20
Aren't there like 20 socialist guys for every socialist girl?
1 ABigBigThug 2018-12-20
No worries, they've got the solution lined up:
twitter.com/qz/status/1075774786414862337
1 cragfar 2018-12-20
That's a lot of effort but I do believe he checks all the boxes.
1 ReddneckwithaD 2018-12-20
More betas = more betabux, makes sense to me
1 Vurtizontal 2018-12-20
Nigga sounds like a millenial Patrick Bateman.
1 apDurodur 2018-12-20
this guy is a fuckin genius. you can tell because he works real estate and fucks multiple people
1 ihopeitsnormal 2018-12-20
(((Feingold)))
1 error404brain 2018-12-20
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f7/a7/55/f7a755cfdc09aeda2989e93430023229.jpg
Unironically would.
1 IllustriousQuail 2018-12-20
Yikes. He looks like a greasy, Filene's Basement version of Michael Fassbender. And the "late wife" bit doesn't make you a little bit suspicious? How much do you want to bet she died in a "mysterious boating accident"?
1 error404brain 2018-12-20
Stop, I can only get so erect.
1 e-guy 2018-12-20
what's wrong with his mouth?
He is actually fairly attractive, but there's something off about his lips, they look infected or something. In fact, it kinda looks like oral herpes... That's going to be a yikes from me dawg.
1 IllustriousQuail 2018-12-20
How the hell can a building be sex-positive? Are there, like, dildos coming out of the walls or something? Glory holes in the bathroom doors?
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-12-20
I had a much more final solution in mind.
1 shallowm 2018-12-20
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand polyamory.
1 Woolgun 2018-12-20
Yes. Why do you think they're so thirsty for hogs?
1 UmmahSultan 2018-12-20
The ratio or cis men to cis women to MtF trannies is something like 10:1:100.
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2018-12-20
Are you familiar with male feminists? Now consider how much more rapey it gets when the gussy is considered communal property.
1 retarded4bustin 2018-12-20
Braincells rhetoric crossed with Twitter Marxism is the crossover no one needed or asked for.
1 PM_ME_YA_TATTAS 2018-12-20
socialist girls are everyone's property
1 necromatriarch 2018-12-20
You're not wrong.
1 Elite_AI 2018-12-20
This is why we need Stirner. So all girls can finally become my property, as we all know I deserve.
1 shallowm 2018-12-20
woke
1 newcomer_ts 2018-12-20
It took a few tweets to find out she's a solid 3.
On a good day.
1 car_tire 2018-12-20
1 Abu_Ivanka_alAmriki 2018-12-20
I wonder if male socialists are like male feminists tho. I have the right opinion so you have to lemme smash
1 IllustriousQuail 2018-12-20
From each according to her ability; to each according to his need.
1 trilateral1 2018-12-20
she jelly
1 Neon_needles 2018-12-20
Why do serial killers always take out normal mayo women jogging and old couples instead of people like this? Seems way easier to get away with that stabby spree.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-12-20
Normal mayo women jogging:
You think serial killers want to have to go through the effort of pretending to be friends with these psychos so they can get in their house
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-12-20
"because socialist men are more concerned with dating someone pretty and chill than someone who shares their values and challenges them?"
Having a partner in unanimous agreement with all your views
Having a partner who challenges you
pick one
1 UmmahSultan 2018-12-20
It isn't contradictory to share values and simultaneously challenge them, because every socialist in 2018 believes in an extra-special flavor of socialism that is so incompatible with other forms that they're planning on killing each other as soon as they take over.
1 wiking85 2018-12-20
Hate fucking makes the socialism hotter.
1 Elite_AI 2018-12-20
Nigga Monty Python made fun of that exact phenomenon in the Life of Brian. What do you think all those Jewish Liberation groups were ripping into?
1 MPHJ-7 2018-12-20
Don't bring up the names of those splitters at any People's Front of Judea meetings.
1 ne_cleveland 2018-12-20
I love the idea that socialist women only date socialist men. I plow marxist QTs on the reg and I always let them know I'm a raging neo-liberal beforehand (cus informed consent is sexy)
1 Abu_Ivanka_alAmriki 2018-12-20
I hope you get at least some of them pregnant....mixed-politics babies are the cutest
1 menvaren 2018-12-20
Like god’s photoshop
1 As-a-xxx 2018-12-20
Retard:
Dramatard
1 Abu_Ivanka_alAmriki 2018-12-20
1-3 are good and imma give you the benefit of the doubt on #4 that including “doesn’t” was just a typo
1 sodomcel 2018-12-20
lmao
1 PatchyMcpatchpatch 2018-12-20
Methinks someone's crush has gone off with someone less politically high maintenance
1 michaelnoir 2018-12-20
I just take anything I can get to be honest.
1 rnjbond 2018-12-20
She looks exactly her tweet
1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-12-20
It’s fucking over for someone I just can’t figure out who
1 DonnysDiscountGas 2018-12-20
All the exclamation marks make me feel personally attacked
1 FEARtheTWITCH 2018-12-20
She seriously typed that without a hint of irony. Ol girl a straight up legbeard/nicegirl.
1 wiking85 2018-12-20
Femcel apparently
1 JurijFedorov 2018-12-20
This fucking sub is a mindblow all the damn time. Honestly one of the hardest subs to be a subscriber to. Every time I visit it I learn about some new weird-ass culture and learn that some people are more batshit crazy than I could have imagined.
You guys were supposed to just make me laugh at people!
1 NiceGuyNationalism 2018-12-20
I urge you to get lost on rose or commie twitter, you can spend days learning about new subsets of hilarious political and sexual stances and identities these people use to describe themselves lol.
1 Mikeavelli 2018-12-20
Am I dead? That sounds like hell.
1 stereomono1 2018-12-20
everyone since 2012
1 wiking85 2018-12-20
Once you start down the rabbit hole you need more extreme retardation to even be able to laugh. Welcome to the r/drama addiction
1 NormanImmanuel 2018-12-20
/r/drama is a sub for contemplation of the human condition.
And also to say "dude, bussy, lmao".
1 Shalabadoo 2018-12-20
What kind of dumbass would choose the 2nd option over the first
1 double-happiness 2018-12-20
Perhaps women would feel more comfortable if you walled yourself into your basement.
1 chunk_o 2018-12-20
I agree but so is being in it
1 chunk_o 2018-12-20
this is like haase queens bitching when some celebrity kaaang gets MILKED
1 westofthetracks 2018-12-20
i mean shes not wrong, it absolutely is on my bucket list to fuck some fashy anorexic bitch thats into bloodplay. if that isnt woke then let me sleep