Merry Christmas, you filthy animals

1  2018-12-21 by CucksLoveTrump

You're all goddamn degenerates and I hate every single one of you, but it's the holiday season so if anyone wants to fuck my wife, just meet me at the border crossing at Gainesville, TX at 6 pm CST today. You'll receive a MAGA hat, some artisanal homemade soaps, and our homemade personal lubricant blend (cherry flavored!)

DM me if interested

31 comments

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1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-12-21

⛄🌲🦌🎄🎅🤶🎄🦌🌲⛄

1  imajustgo 2018-12-21

Excuse me, where the emoji for Muhammad's chariot that he rode to the moon...?

1  throwaway-familyhelp 2018-12-21

I can draw something up real quick:

🇲🇷👳🏾‍♂️🔪👱‍♀️☠️

Hmm wait... Something went wrong

1  imajustgo 2018-12-21

Holy shit lmao

1  sadderreborn 2018-12-21

Would be 10/10 and relevant if u used the moroccan flag

1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-12-21

🇸🇯🙍🇩🇰🙍🇲🇦🔪👳📹👳👳👳

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-12-21

Inshallah 💣🕋🕌🛐🛐🛐

1  Redactor0 2018-12-21

Cux, I love you. My only regret is that there isn't a unicode saluting emoji yet. O7 and Merry Christmas.

1  CucksLoveTrump 2018-12-21

love u 2 bb o7

1  Abu_Ivanka_alAmriki 2018-12-21

the border crossing at Gainesville, TX

Can we meet on the other side of the border tho? They’re a bit more progressive down there about what sexual practices are legal.

1  CucksLoveTrump 2018-12-21

I spit on Okies

1  Abu_Ivanka_alAmriki 2018-12-21

Whoops, I misunderstood which border. If you’re interested in meeting in Ciudad Juarez hmu otherwise I’m out

1  CucksLoveTrump 2018-12-21

any chance we could catch a donkey show down there? do they still do that?

1  Abu_Ivanka_alAmriki 2018-12-21

I’ll bring the donkey you bring the wife

1  MAMStoic 2018-12-21

Umm.. It's happy holidays sweety.

1  CucksLoveTrump 2018-12-21

Not since that Kenyan got voted out of office

1  MAMStoic 2018-12-21

Tick Tock blumffag from Lord Obamas ashes shall rise our final savior The great Alexandria ocasio cortez.

1  CucksLoveTrump 2018-12-21

Crazy Eyes Cortez is a threat to our democracy. We should put her in Gitmo

1  sadderreborn 2018-12-21

This but unironically

1  YourLocalMonarchist 2018-12-21

happy saturnalia christcucks

1  calciu 2018-12-21

and happy new year

1  LadyVetinari 2018-12-21

Merry xmas you old goat

1  mcslibbin 2018-12-21

Drama is worse than it has ever been

It must be Christmas

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-12-21

Hey I found the perfect soundtrack for you this season. Merry cuckmas!

👨+👱=💃

https://cyberdemon.bandcamp.com/album/cuckmas-carols-bald-headed-lies

1  modern_rabbit 2018-12-21

How old?

1  CucksLoveTrump 2018-12-21

She's 65 and fat as shit

1  modern_rabbit 2018-12-21

Alright, just tell her to wear a maga hat and I'll catch up with you in the morning.

1  YHofSuburbia 2018-12-21

Happy holidays*

1  CucksLoveTrump 2018-12-21

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-12-21

I'm here. Where's the hat & soap?