And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.

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This is just really fucked if true. Even if this is fake, this is one of those stories thats just ugh.

Even if this is fake, this is one of those stories thats just ugh.

Since when did we type like we're fucking in SRD here? You gonna call this icky and creepy next like some retarded man baby?

wow this :(

meow

Nah he's gonna call it problematic

Meh, I like drama and starting it even more.

That's a yikes from me, Hoss. And you're in denial that this place wasn't turning into SRD the moment that Snoovatar pushing brownshirts took away muh pings.

We need ping back :(

I do cocaine

typing like a foid

OUT

Giggity

yass slay kween

What worries me is if this is fake, as I imagine it is, what kind of messed up imagination could write this?

Eh. It's not that hard to think of outragous things if you try just a little bit.

How tame is your imagination?

Very tame relative to this story

This is the classic "I caught you with cigs, so now you have to smoke the whole pack" just with thottery. Not particularly hard to switch nouns, which makes me think the story is fake and gay.

I would agree until the follow up post, which was rather disturbingly thought up:

Well... I don't want to say everything since it makes my dad look bad without the context of the rest of his life but I omitted the fact that he also had my 6 year old sister bouncing on his lap the entire time, whispering things like "This is what's going to happen to you if you act naughty when you get to be a big girl." in her ear (I know since I was next to him) and the real reason my mom stopped it.

The real reason she stopped it wasn't because people started "picking at themselves" more (since they had been doing that to a degree from like video 2 or 3 anyway), but because during video 17, when my (15 year old) sister had her hand on the bottom of her bra (they were down to underwear at this point), one of my older brother's friends yelled "Take it off!" and she, I guess thinking she'd get in trouble if she didn't, well... took it off. To his credit, my dad told her to cover up immediately and then my mom shut down the whole thing. (Some of the people in the room were pretty mad at my brother's friend over this. I was mostly glad it was over myself.)

Like I said, I know this sounds a little odd, but we're really not an odd family or anything. It was just a weird thing that snowballed, like a Christmas fight or something.

If only you could put that energy into your relationships

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Fake and gay. It's bait

I swear to God I've seen this exact post before

That father did unironically the right thing.

This unironically made me hard

Hot, but only if the father is white and all the children are asian.