Dragon with poor command of English defends himself after sustaining weeks of abuse from his fellow mythical creatures.

1  2018-12-21 by snallygaster

53 comments

1  BussyShillBot 2018-12-21

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1  Zomaarwat 2018-12-21

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1  SnapshillBot 2018-12-21

Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.

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1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-12-21

4 and 5 I AM NOT TRYING TO GET ATTENTION

using all caps to avoid getting attention, lmao

And you wonder why people think you have a mental problem when you contradict yourself in one sentence with a specieist statement?

wew lad a lot to unpack here...

>because your acting like humans.
Ah, yes. A typical Talbain post. Be sure to piss off as many beings as possible before you finish.

wtf

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-12-21

*flys off*

1  MarcoMidget 2018-12-21

I didn't know the (((reptilian people))) also had wings.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-12-21

I mean, it's not a big stretch that reptilians would have a few dragonkin in their midst.

1  MarcoMidget 2018-12-21

😍🐉💦

1  Cdace 2018-12-21

😍🦖💦

1  ironicshitpostr 2018-12-21

Eeew scalie

1  MarcoMidget 2018-12-21

In all seriousness I don't get how furries find dragons attractive. They're like goofy scaly horses.

1  songthatendstheworld 2018-12-21

Big dicks, breathe fire

EZ

1  Cdace 2018-12-21

An unfortunate side effect of being awesome or popular is having a fandom.

1  Cdace 2018-12-21

You know little of the reptilians then

1  TwinTowerSkyDiving 2018-12-21

Wow this was written 2 days after 9/11, a while ago. Hopefully they';re dead by now.

1  DramzLol 2018-12-21

It's OVER for semicoloncels

1  snallygaster 2018-12-21

"Talbain" looks awfully similar to "Taliban"...🤔

1  uniqueguy263 2018-12-21

I've lost all respect for Islamic terrorists

1  Bunkyz 2018-12-21

Actually dragons can live for more than 1000 years so there's no hope

1  DinoHL 2018-12-21

What is it with Usenet and attracting all the eccentric weirdos?

1  Zomaarwat 2018-12-21

*What is it with the internet and attracting all the eccentric weirdos?

1  Cdace 2018-12-21

What’s the HL stand for?

1  cmakk1012 2018-12-21

Snally how are you so good at finding this stuff? 😍

1  snallygaster 2018-12-21

Here's a good way to do it in the case of Usenet:

  1. Learn that a usenet group exists and go there on http://groups.google.com (or alternatively type in a topic in http://groups.google.com and select the group with dots in the name)
  2. Type in an insult or something you think someone would say if they are in a fight
  3. Find a lengthy slapfight (there are a lot on usenet). A lot of the time if you browse the search results with phrases like "go fuck yourself", you can find metaposts that reference other drama or internal epithets, and then you can search those terms and get to the root of a drama explosion
  4. Find references to other usenet groups that you can mine for drama

1  cmakk1012 2018-12-21

QUEEN 😍

1  sixty_nine_69 2018-12-21

Are you over or under the age of thirty? I feel like I was on the cusp of all this great drama but overlooked it because I thought the internet was a dumb fad pushed by elementary school librarians.

1  Van-Diemen 2018-12-21

I remember when I wanted to grow up to be a dragon...at age 5.

1  Cdace 2018-12-21

Then you realized the superiority of the dinosaur 🦖

1  Vurtizontal 2018-12-21

2001

You really need to find a boyfriend or a hobby.

1  snallygaster 2018-12-21

Which of the following are and aren't hobbies?

  • Video Games
  • Drawing
  • Fandom
  • Animu/weebshit/otaku
  • Photography
  • Birdwatching
  • Gif-making
  • Fishing
  • Art-collecting
  • Reading
  • Taxidermy
  • Hunting
  • Online trolling
  • Tiki
  • Antiquing

And what differentiates the hobbies from the not-hobbies?

1  jewdanksdad 2018-12-21

Are you seriously defending yourself to drama? Shame. Shame.

1  snallygaster 2018-12-21

Hell yeah I am

1  pisserpatterwater 2018-12-21

gay.

1  Vurtizontal 2018-12-21

Hobbies= reading, videogames, watching films. Even better reading high literature, playing auteur videogames and watching art films.

Not hobbies= reading obscure internet google groups.

You need to find a more feminine hobbie so a nice fella will wanna take you out to dinner. Doctors and lawyers making six figures aren't interested in obscure internet drama. They are gonna think you are a fujo. Make your mom proud and marry a neurosurgeon and leave all this internet drama mess behind Snallygaster.

1  snallygaster 2018-12-21

Hobbies= reading, videogames, watching films. Even better reading high literature, playing auteur videogames and watching art films.

What makes a hobby?

You need to find a more feminine hobbie so a nice fella will wanna take you out to dinner. Doctors and lawyers making six figures aren't interested in obscure internet drama. They are gonna think you are a fujo. Make your mom proud and marry a neurosurgeon and leave all this internet drama mess behind Snallygaster.

This would have cut deep 8 years ago.

1  Vurtizontal 2018-12-21

This would have cut deep 8 years ago

It still does, you just gotten better at ignoring up your own fears and insecurities as they start bubbling up. Avoiding your feelings is also not a hobby by the way, Its just a coping mechanism.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-12-21

💩🎣

1  Ennui2778 2018-12-21

>Lawyers making over six figures aren't interested in obscure internet drama.

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Half this subreddit is (((lawyers))), my guy.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-12-21

  • Birdwatching

  • Antiquing

It's nice to see you're still so active at your age!

1  MAMStoic 2018-12-21

Cuckolding others is a good hobby to take up.

1  Feanorfanclub 2018-12-21

Does he use magic with or without a K at the end?

1  Inceltiers 2018-12-21

Now I feel bad for shit talking snarly

Fucking machiavellian tier drama

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2018-12-21

Snarly

It really doesn't get old lmao

1  Inceltiers 2018-12-21

Disleixa no bulli

1  sixty_nine_69 2018-12-21

Have you tried not having a defective brain?

1  Inceltiers 2018-12-21

nu

1  sixty_nine_69 2018-12-21

Too late

1  Pepperglue 2018-12-21

Yes I have done copying stuff in the past. so I could practice and have accidently and one time purposely did it just to get attention.

I AM NOT TRYING TO GET ATTENTION.

What is it with weird fandoms and art?

1  alphachapman 2018-12-21

May Allah vanquish this degeneracy. westerners had their chance.

1  80BAIT08 2018-12-21

The posts I come here for.

1  aldezar 2018-12-21

I honestly can’t even read this.

1  reebokpumps 2018-12-21

How do you degenerates even find shit like this?

1  sixty_nine_69 2018-12-21

Too late