You are receiving this message because you posted in defense of Donald Trump. I no longer provide individual responses on this matter. It has been my experience that Trump supporters are universally incapable of accepting verifiable truths about him and, by extension, themselves, thus rendering discussion pointless and, therefore, a waste of time.
I wish you all the best in your ongoing battle with reality.
Tell Starbucks your name is Trump.
I did this today. As the barista yelled out "Trump?" "Order for Trump?" there was a screech of horror from a woman beside me. She clawed her eyes out and used her blood to write some strange otherworldly scribbles on the wall. She then jumped onto the counter and began to chant "Iya! Iya! Nyarlathotep n'gath minl'yah!" over and over again. A strange symbol began to glow on the floor that I can't even describe, and the walls began to pulsate. The entire crowd began to screech as forbidden knowledge from the beyond began to fill their minds, and the most horrifying sounds were heard from those poor souls. As they all began to claw each other to death to save themselves from the horrors to come. I simply smiled and said to myself...
Oh come on now, of course its true. We are living on the darkest timeline here s̭̖̹̻͡ͅo͉̱̝̰ ̳̹͚͎̖̲͜i̯͎̱͝t͍̳̺̖̦͜s̟̣͔ ̝ó̥̱n̹̘̝̘l̬̫y ͞a͈̞̮̲͕ ̖̩͈̻̭̩̻m̡͓͈a̛͓͇̳̤ͅt̘t̯̀e̬̣͎͎͞r̴͕̺̹͔͇̫ ͏̙o̠f̶̹̣ ̙͚̟̕t̻̞̞͇̤͡i̧̹͇̩͖͖̦̖m̗͍̥̝e ̤͍̟̜b̲̝̩̻̩̩͉e̺̝̩f̫͕͔̟͜o͉r̡͕e̩̜ ̷͍͙̭p̳͎͚͚͠ͅh̪̝̻͕ͅ'͕͖͉̦̯̀n͚̟͓̩̖̳̘g̲̣̪͚̰l̮͓̘̼ͅu̺̗͉͕͘i̴͓̝̪̼̟̱̺ ̸̼̗̥̠͙ͅm͈̞̫͇̰g̻̼̹̣̗l̗̺w̭̱̬ͅ'̠̙̘̫͔͕̝͠n͈̘̙̙̫͓͕ḁ̩̱͘f͡ͅh̲̟̙̳̺̕ ̴̻͚͓ͅC̜͔t̢̳̙̼̘̞͉̭h̸u̱̩l҉̙h͙͚̳̣̟͉u͙̹͔͖ ̟R҉̼͍̮̼͓͖ͅ'͟l̡̻̺͎̻͔y̙̭̺ͅe͍͉͉̭̘ͅh̭̲͠ wg̛̠̘a͟h'̬͉̩n͢a̟͓g҉͈l͍̟̟͈̮͖͕͢ ̞f̮̝h̳̬̖t̜̰a̱͇͕̺g̫̕n̖̭̦̥̲̥ͅ
to be honest it is retarded you can just walk up to the border and seek asylum to later disappear and become an illegal. it makes the border completely meaningless lol
I actually haven't gotten banned from there when I posted a bit during the Bernie year, and I was fairly anti Bernie AND Hillary. Those days are long gone though.
So many conservative judges turn left leaning. But I don't remember a single opposite instance. I just think conservative presidents don't really care that much about who they appoint.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-12-21
Lolis are for headpats and feed them healthy food, not for lewd.
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-21
stfu, weeb
1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-21
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You are receiving this message because you posted in defense of Donald Trump. I no longer provide individual responses on this matter. It has been my experience that Trump supporters are universally incapable of accepting verifiable truths about him and, by extension, themselves, thus rendering discussion pointless and, therefore, a waste of time.
I wish you all the best in your ongoing battle with reality.
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1 TheColdTurtle 2018-12-21
Insert sentient here
1 LemonScore_ 2018-12-21
But Snappy is wrong here, this is just Mommy Defense Force, like 50% of the posts on this subreddit.
1 Pro_Extent 2018-12-21
...who the fuck defends Hillary here except pizzashill, who doesn't even post here anymore
1 LemonScore_ 2018-12-21
Most of the libs here are probably socialist retards who wanted Sanders as president but voted for Hillary to prevent Trump being president.
1 Pro_Extent 2018-12-21
So why would they defend Hillary?
1 MG87 2018-12-21
COPE
1 Warbring3r 2018-12-21
Wtf I’m with her now
1 better_bot 2018-12-21
It's over for presidentcels.
1 ghostchamber 2018-12-21
I feel like it flows better without the "t".
Presidencels
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-21
Prezcels*
1 dvsskunk 2018-12-21
This is the supreme court since the beginning go fuck your self
1 better_bot 2018-12-21
wow rude
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-21
lol mad
1 dvsskunk 2018-12-21
triggered not mad get your facts straight
1 JurijFedorov 2018-12-21
Obama is still president. You never lose the title. And it's a win for him.
1 SchrodingerIsAlive 2018-12-21
Tell Starbucks your name is Trump. I did this today. As the barista yelled out "Trump?" "Order for Trump?" there was a screech of horror from a woman beside me. She clawed her eyes out and used her blood to write some strange otherworldly scribbles on the wall. She then jumped onto the counter and began to chant "Iya! Iya! Nyarlathotep n'gath minl'yah!" over and over again. A strange symbol began to glow on the floor that I can't even describe, and the walls began to pulsate. The entire crowd began to screech as forbidden knowledge from the beyond began to fill their minds, and the most horrifying sounds were heard from those poor souls. As they all began to claw each other to death to save themselves from the horrors to come. I simply smiled and said to myself...
...heh, fucking libtards
1 stupidpol 2018-12-21
please tell me you made this up and this isn't a real post from the dipshit?
1 LemonScore_ 2018-12-21
Please tell me that you understand that it's satire, regardless of its origin
1 stupidpol 2018-12-21
lmao satire on td good one 👌
1 reebokpumps 2018-12-21
No he believes putting trump on a cup caused a dimensional rift involving real voodoo magic.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2018-12-21
Oh come on now, of course its true. We are living on the darkest timeline here s̭̖̹̻͡ͅo͉̱̝̰ ̳̹͚͎̖̲͜i̯͎̱͝t͍̳̺̖̦͜s̟̣͔ ̝ó̥̱n̹̘̝̘l̬̫y ͞a͈̞̮̲͕ ̖̩͈̻̭̩̻m̡͓͈a̛͓͇̳̤ͅt̘t̯̀e̬̣͎͎͞r̴͕̺̹͔͇̫ ͏̙o̠f̶̹̣ ̙͚̟̕t̻̞̞͇̤͡i̧̹͇̩͖͖̦̖m̗͍̥̝e ̤͍̟̜b̲̝̩̻̩̩͉e̺̝̩f̫͕͔̟͜o͉r̡͕e̩̜ ̷͍͙̭p̳͎͚͚͠ͅh̪̝̻͕ͅ'͕͖͉̦̯̀n͚̟͓̩̖̳̘g̲̣̪͚̰l̮͓̘̼ͅu̺̗͉͕͘i̴͓̝̪̼̟̱̺ ̸̼̗̥̠͙ͅm͈̞̫͇̰g̻̼̹̣̗l̗̺w̭̱̬ͅ'̠̙̘̫͔͕̝͠n͈̘̙̙̫͓͕ḁ̩̱͘f͡ͅh̲̟̙̳̺̕ ̴̻͚͓ͅC̜͔t̢̳̙̼̘̞͉̭h̸u̱̩l҉̙h͙͚̳̣̟͉u͙̹͔͖ ̟R҉̼͍̮̼͓͖ͅ'͟l̡̻̺͎̻͔y̙̭̺ͅe͍͉͉̭̘ͅh̭̲͠ wg̛̠̘a͟h'̬͉̩n͢a̟͓g҉͈l͍̟̟͈̮͖͕͢ ̞f̮̝h̳̬̖t̜̰a̱͇͕̺g̫̕n̖̭̦̥̲̥ͅ
1 myusername_sucks 2018-12-21
It's like the plot of Event Horizon, only good.
1 ralphbrenting 2018-12-21
It’s over for magacels
1 snowkarl 2018-12-21
to be honest it is retarded you can just walk up to the border and seek asylum to later disappear and become an illegal. it makes the border completely meaningless lol
1 Fappythedog 2018-12-21
r/politics good sir
1 LemonScore_ 2018-12-21
Would probably just ban him for not being a liberal retard.
1 snowkarl 2018-12-21
I actually haven't gotten banned from there when I posted a bit during the Bernie year, and I was fairly anti Bernie AND Hillary. Those days are long gone though.
1 snowkarl 2018-12-21
Sorry I forgot you're only allowed to either make fun of daddy or 'post bussy' - I'll be sure to remember henceforth
1 TheMauveHand 2018-12-21
This isn't drama, gtfo
1 TIP_FO_EHT_MOTTOB 2018-12-21
And RBG voted from her hospital bed after getting cancer removed just to cockblock Trump.
Has TD gone apoplectic yet?
1 JurijFedorov 2018-12-21
So many conservative judges turn left leaning. But I don't remember a single opposite instance. I just think conservative presidents don't really care that much about who they appoint.