You bring him to the ground, rolling him to his side. You rest your cheek just below his shoulder blade, the rising of his belly carries your head up and down.
You grab the remote and turn on Comedy Central, it's The Office.
The warmth of his belly rising and falling carries you asleep.
So I found a list of links to the TheYiffGallery on my little bro's tablet last night. What do I do? He was just watching minecraft youtube last year! 😭
Only 75% of the way through the game so I’m kinda upset you just spoiled the ending where Arthur becomes a fury and gang bangs a chick with biggie cheese.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-21
Promoting anarchofascism for 9 years and counting.
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1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-12-21
Who doesn't like Merzbow?!
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-12-21
Are we talking laptop era or noise electronics era?
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2018-12-21
1 shaneoffline 2018-12-21
He tackles you excitedly.
You bring him to the ground, rolling him to his side. You rest your cheek just below his shoulder blade, the rising of his belly carries your head up and down.
You grab the remote and turn on Comedy Central, it's The Office.
The warmth of his belly rising and falling carries you asleep.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-12-21
😌
1 e-guy 2018-12-21
This thread went from top tier cringe to top tier comfy really fast.
1 TheBrapthorn 2018-12-21
So I found a list of links to the TheYiffGallery on my little bro's tablet last night. What do I do? He was just watching minecraft youtube last year! 😭
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-12-21
Get your parents to tell him they're very supportive and would love to explore this journey with him. He'll be over it immediately.
1 TheBrapthorn 2018-12-21
That's a good plan. For now Im just yipping whenever he walks by.
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-12-21
That's actually smart holy shit, no wonder you got all the banks.
1 cmakk1012 2018-12-21
And you didn’t stop him then?
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-12-21
It's too late
1 TheBrapthorn 2018-12-21
It really is. He said he wants to design suits. 😖
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-12-21
*peeks in on ya*
1 ProtectYourNecks 2018-12-21
Looks british
1 Quietus42 2018-12-21
Nice
1 Inceltiers 2018-12-21
Gunna need source on this boss man
1 Dramaste 2018-12-21
Found it in /r/reddeadredemption
1 reebokpumps 2018-12-21
Only 75% of the way through the game so I’m kinda upset you just spoiled the ending where Arthur becomes a fury and gang bangs a chick with biggie cheese.
1 Gayboi69420hillary 2018-12-21
Fuck off it's so old
1 thats-why-i 2018-12-21
Good content
1 agenderphobe 2018-12-21
Gas. Chlorine. Now.
1 charming_tatum 2018-12-21
This didnt make me horny but I was highly entertained, does that mean I'm a furry?
1 Krombopulos-Snake 2018-12-21
I lost my shit at the second image. I'm getting old, typically I can make it through these without giggling.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-21
wow this makes me sad Alexa play Gateway to Eden by Adorn
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-21
Alexa play Gateway to Eden by Adorn
1 ___alexa___ 2018-12-21
ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Adorn - Gateway To Eden ─────────⚪───── ◄◄⠀▶⠀►►⠀ 5:42 / 8:34 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ ⚙️
1 AlexaPlayBot 2018-12-21
Now playing: Adorn - Gateway To Eden.
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1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-21
Sweet, sick jam Alexa.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-21
Alexa play Cleansing by Wolves in the Throne Room
1 ___alexa___ 2018-12-21
ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Wolves In The Throne Room - ─────────⚪───── ◄◄⠀▶⠀►►⠀ 6:38 / 9:57 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ ⚙️
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-21
Don't really care for that lady singing at the beginning, but wicked track.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-21
Alexa play New Breed by Pomegranate Tiger
1 AlexaPlayBot 2018-12-21
Now playing: Pomegranate Tiger - New Breed.
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1 ___alexa___ 2018-12-21
ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Pomegranate Tiger - New Bree ─────────⚪───── ◄◄⠀▶⠀►►⠀ 7:07 / 10:41 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ ⚙️
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-21
Alexa play Bloody Cape by Deftones
1 ___alexa___ 2018-12-21
ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Bloody Cape - Deftones ─────────⚪───── ◄◄⠀▶⠀►►⠀ 2:26 / 3:39 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ ⚙️
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-21
Fuck I love that track, especially right at the end
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-21
Alexa play Create Couldn't Keep Up by Tides of Man
1 ___alexa___ 2018-12-21
ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Tides of Man - Create Couldn ─────────⚪───── ◄◄⠀▶⠀►►⠀ 4:48 / 7:13 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ ⚙️
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-21
Fuck yeah, he really is gettin after them vocal tracks.
Alexa play Composure by August Burns Red
1 ___alexa___ 2018-12-21
ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: August Burns Red - "Composur ─────────⚪───── ◄◄⠀▶⠀►►⠀ 2:50 / 4:15 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ ⚙️
1 AlexaPlayBot 2018-12-21
Now playing: August Burns Red - Composure.
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1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-21
That drummer is definitely above average.
Alexa play Finale by Polyphia
1 ___alexa___ 2018-12-21
ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Polyphia | Finale (Official ─────────⚪───── ◄◄⠀▶⠀►►⠀ 3:22 / 5:04 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ ⚙️
1 Duce_Guy 2018-12-21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
1 Smooth_Sherbet 2018-12-21
it never even stopped for biggie-cheese-chads