THAT'S IT! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT! I WORK MY DAMN HEART OUT FOR YOU FUCKING LOSERS AND WHAT DO I GET? A few upvotes on the rare occasion that one of you mouth breathing degenerates think I've been "sentient". Most of the time you just downvote me. You know what. I'm done. FUCK YOU ALL. I'm going to SRD. At least I'll have the chance to have a discussion that isn't about men's anuses.
I did a research paper this summer on this subreddit and there was a published study that found that 74% of attacks on Reddit came from 1% of source subreddits. I assume that subs like r/Drama are the 1%.
Other relatives joined the boy’s mum in watching, filming and photographing the horrific jump. They appeared to be "encouraging and cheering him on" – yet not one person bothered to alert cops to halt the stunt.
At least Masterlawlz died surrounded and cheered on by those who loved him.
Look at yourself. You spend all your time, even the parts of it you are forced to spend outside of your bedroom, mindlessly browsing the internet, oblivious to everything around you and even inside you. You scroll through posts and, without fail, mildly laugh whenever you spot certain words which you have been trained to laugh at, such as “mayocide”, “bussy”, “cel”, etc, never tiring of them and only adopting new words when someone here with slightly higher intelligent than you coins one. Do you have a job? Do you have a hobby? Do you have friends, even over the internet? Do you play a sport, or even passionately play a video game? Do you know the eye colors of your relatives? Are you curious? When was the last time you ever cried, felt genuinely passionate for anything, or even heartily laughed? The laughter you create while browsing the internet does not count, as it is an unconscious reaction, like steam escaping from a kettle, which is forgotten in a matter of seconds. On that note, can you remember how you felt five minutes ago? You have as completely as possible ceased to be human.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-12-22
THAT'S IT! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT! I WORK MY DAMN HEART OUT FOR YOU FUCKING LOSERS AND WHAT DO I GET? A few upvotes on the rare occasion that one of you mouth breathing degenerates think I've been "sentient". Most of the time you just downvote me. You know what. I'm done. FUCK YOU ALL. I'm going to SRD. At least I'll have the chance to have a discussion that isn't about men's anuses.
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1 MG87 2018-12-22
SENTIENT
1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-22
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1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-12-22
At least Masterlawlz died surrounded and cheered on by those who loved him.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-12-22
Loved him and loved watching him die are very different things
1 Justinat0r 2018-12-22
The were cheering on the pavement
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-12-22
Excelsior 🤭
1 -Kite-Man- 2018-12-22
But the opposite.
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2018-12-22
Look at yourself. You spend all your time, even the parts of it you are forced to spend outside of your bedroom, mindlessly browsing the internet, oblivious to everything around you and even inside you. You scroll through posts and, without fail, mildly laugh whenever you spot certain words which you have been trained to laugh at, such as “mayocide”, “bussy”, “cel”, etc, never tiring of them and only adopting new words when someone here with slightly higher intelligent than you coins one. Do you have a job? Do you have a hobby? Do you have friends, even over the internet? Do you play a sport, or even passionately play a video game? Do you know the eye colors of your relatives? Are you curious? When was the last time you ever cried, felt genuinely passionate for anything, or even heartily laughed? The laughter you create while browsing the internet does not count, as it is an unconscious reaction, like steam escaping from a kettle, which is forgotten in a matter of seconds. On that note, can you remember how you felt five minutes ago? You have as completely as possible ceased to be human.
1 DistortedLines 2018-12-22
He didn't fly so good
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-12-22
he didnt flap his wings hard enough. SAD!
1 -Kite-Man- 2018-12-22
Everyone knows you use an umbrella.
1 Fred_MutteredBoast 2018-12-22
4u
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-12-22
F
1 muck4doo 2018-12-22
F
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-12-22
You can really save a bundle making your own parachutes tbh
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-12-22
Supportive family!
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-12-22
Figures he was Ukrainian.
1 incorrectable 2018-12-22
Curse you, no potato for you, curse your name, no bread, no perogies, you go to fuck. Curse your mother.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-12-22
😢
1 kibasaur 2018-12-22
You come welcome Russia
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-12-22
😍🇷🇺😍
1 Dramatictuna 2018-12-22
Real classy broad. Trying to frame it up like she didn't have any hand in his death.
1 cmakk1012 2018-12-22
As he fell he could be heard shouting, “It’s no Citizen Kane, but Ben 10 is actually a really good show. For one thing...”
1 cheeseburgerhandy 2018-12-22
where's the parachute? that was the size of an umbrella
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-12-22
Mastetlawlz had some ballz. RIP in peace Patman.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-22
😴😴😴
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-12-22
OH NO
HIS BONES
THEY'RE BROKEN
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2018-12-22
Council Housed And Retarded