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Lot of arguments for which of their candidates is going to lose the election

If the left stopped fighting itself all the time it would do a lot better.

But it would be bad for dramacoin

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Ed sees non DDF drama

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Watching Bernie lose again is gonna be awesome.

I want mommy and bernie to run again so much. Imagine if bernie lost again against mommy.

Oh man. If Bernie loses again to Hillary and Hillary loses again to Trump, I don't know how we'd be able to take it. Reality would be a fever dream.

This is the ultimate peak drama 2020 campaign, we need to all stump for this exact series of events to play out

Nah, the optimal outcome is if Hillary wins and then a special counsel gets appointed, and she goes down for killing Seth Rich to cover up the Illuminati pedo ring,

Looking forward to another TYT meltdown.

But it's her turn?

Personally I'd like our side to put an actual candidate who stands a chance of winning this time, but if we're going the drama route then Biden would be a good one just to see all the freak outs when/if the media starts covering his creepy vids of him with kids.

The media won't, but every college activist and Trump supporter on the internet will make sure people see the videos anyway.

imagine people actually care about this bullshit

Hi, welcome to Earth. People care about the tiniest ecolishits.

not in the age of Trump they don't, they care first and foremost about the the R/D next to the name of a candidate

People lost their mind when Obama bowed to a Saudi.

People went nuts when Trump shook hands with someone in a way they didn't like.

Never ever underestimate the fainting couch grandmas of Reddit and the West generally.

We don’t need another centrist in the White House

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'Beto O'Rourke is not the next Bernie Sanders'. That's bullshit. He is clearly one of the most progressive politicians in America; in fact, this is something that I fervently disagree with other leftists on — and if Bernie could team up with Beto (Bernie/Beto 2020), they would be unstoppable.

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His approval should fill you with shame.

Hello mister convivial discourse

/r/politics arguing for more progressive candidates

top candidates agree all old white men

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this is the sub that thought Avenatti would be a serious contender

aka best sub for /r/drama

It's like they're not even self aware

There's literally no way Biden survives long in a modern primary with all of his opponents spamming 'Biden perving on little girls' vids all over the internet.

I don't really like it, but I imagine it'll be Sanders who takes the primary. They front-loaded the dem primaries next year, so it's likely he'll win the lion's share and that the more neoliberal politicians will split their share of the vote. And by the time the other neoliberals drop out, he'll already be most of the way to the nomination.

it'll be Sanders who takes the primary

Lol. Bernie lost by 4 million votes to Hillary without Hillary even publishing any serious oppo research. If you think his cultists and their "DNC rigged the primary!" bullshit is bad now, wait until the primary field starts torching him from all sides with some real heat.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's Kamala Harris. She's brown and a woman. She's already trying to court the socialist Chapo crowd

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Here's how Bernie can still win guys, it isn't over, he's only 90 years old!

You wrong. Since we didn't have enough of Hillary, it's going to be Elizabeth Warren 2020

lol in every poll i have seen Biden leading comfortably by large margins, predictit has him being the most likely candidate and he can sorta justify his behavior by saying he lost two kids of his own and turn himself into a sympathetic character, making it in the minds of democratic voters into a bullshit Fox News personality attack

also dems should want him because he's really good historically with The Rust Belt blue collar people and was a popular senator from this area, which is the key for democrats to win time around

This far out it doesn't matter at all. Most times those takes are for the safest perspective candidate. Giuliani was the favorite for the GOP this far from 2008 and Jeb (RIP) was the favorite in 2016 at this point .

Right, because Donny 'I would have sex with my daughter if she wasn't my daughter' has a nothing to offer in that regard.

The difference is he’s totally shameless about it and would be like “ya, so what? #fakenews”

Eh those videos would probably help him with democrats.

He's going to win the primary and then die shortly afterwards. Calling it

Out of curiosity, do you live in the US? I ask because you seem to be pretty active in the UK politics section as well

He says he's Brazilian. https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/a7xtfo/beto_orourke_frequently_voted_for_republican/ec6uz35/?context=1

Can you imagine being fucking brazilian and still thinking that the best way to spend your time is to complain about a failed US senate candidate?

A guy that lost to the Zodiac Killer, no less

Biden/Romney 2020 for maximum drama.

Can we Tulsi Gabbard and not these 80 year old white guys?

Because Assad apologia is v v v Progressive

Assad did nothing wrong.

Gassing your own citizens is no good b

Gas did nothing wrong.

Fucking gassists, amiright?

I want to see the salt that would result if the DNC changed the rules to make it so you have to be an officially registered Democrat for [x] amount of time to be able to run in the primary and watch the Bernouts absolutely melt down in the aftermath.

Also something to counter clown car primaries like the Republican one in 2015 where you had 4 people who actually had a shot at being President and 12 that wanted to promote a book. When you need a separate kids table debate with carly fiorina and rick santorum who are both polling at .05 things are out of hand.

It's not effective though if the candidate is popular because they will just switch to running as an independent and make your candidate lose (Dole made Bush lost against Clinton)

ITT: Russians trying to convince us to give Trump a second term because Beto and other Democrats aren’t perfect

The whole Russian bot obsession is something I'll never understand.

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Their hand-picked establishment darling candidate, that the party powers-that-be have openly been clamoring for a decade now, lost the presidency to a literal meme of a senile narcissist that isn't qualified to be mayor of an interstate reststop town.

In understanding how this happened, they could've realized that their party has fundamental issues that need to be resolved, that their flirtation with idpol is losing them white working class voters in droves, that Clinton was less likable to the average "flyover" voter than a fresh steaming shit on their pillow... Or they could blame it all on Daddy Putin. Yeah, that's way easier. It was her turn.

Either way, the 2020DNC docket will be Beta+Beta