Hell hath no fury like a suburban soccer mom cucked, I guess.

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This is pasta you dimwit

What's TMOR?

Self-aware assholes making fun of non-self-aware assholes.

But what does it stand for?

The Most Obese Retard, basically a place so all the fat gamers can gather n chill

That's KiA

I think the fact that the subs abbreviation is basically the word "tumor" explains a lot of things.

r/TopMindsOfReddit is a carcinogen confirmed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0WSkGVlt7Q

Hey hey now, in my family I get to be disappointed in my parents.

Your dad stole your kidney?

Not the kidney, and he didn't steal it, but...yeah I sure miss those body parts. Oversharing and seriousposting:

"I'm literally dying because of this now, btw. I could really use some help here, I trusted you."

"Well first of all, I'm not sure I need to do anything about that."

I didn't say you need to...

"And also I'm not going to. BTW last week your wife called me to tell me you're back in the hospital, that pisses me off."

...merry christmas dad.

• Actual conversation last week.

BTW not that anyone would notice, but if I randomly stop posting here one day, now you know why.

Well that sucks, I'm genuinely very sorry

You dudes are unironically the best support I've got. :S I've received more sincere-sounding condolence and support from /r/drama than anywhere else.

Hell, the queer community(to which I ostensibly belong)((IE /r/ainbow)) literally told me I deserve to die because they I acknowledge and respect my wife's choice to de-transition, and that I'm probably a lying liar anyway.

There was a time when I was sad about not seeing the future, but the more time goes on the less I think I'm really missing out on anything.

Kite Man. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah.

All of us, we're all jokes. But the thing is, right, you got to laugh, too. It's the only way.

"Okay, I am a joke. I'm a joke, and I'm funny!"

Then you're laughing with them. And if you're laughing with them....well, at least you're laughing.

I promise to make a mocking post about your death if you ever stop posting. Pinky promise.

Ah, sweet validation.

More seriously can't you pay for a new kidney from india ? This should probably solve your issues, no ?

Don't have the kind of money for the equivalent procedure, c'est ca.

Can't you get in debt/sell your car or something ?

No car to speak of, not really, no. I mean, I'd certainly explore that option.

Make a gofund me ? Say you are a poor veteran getting ripped by your libtard dad or something.

I don't mind people knowing I post to /r/Drama. It's just good, clean, All-American fun. If, on the other hand, I started posting in TMOR, I'd do it on an alt and deny it whenever anyone asked. /r/Drama is a bunch of clowns having a laugh by pretending to be retarded. TMOR is a bunch of retards high-fiving each other over how "smart" they are, never realizing how they look to normal, intelligent, well-adjusted people.

Hey! I have lots of ambition. I am just incompetent!

What if my ambition is to be a shit eating centrist mong on the internet?

The universe has a way of getting you even then.

The slow blade penetrates the shield

projecting hard

trying to feel secure in the knowledge that at least they don't lose their shit on the internet.

I can feel the envy

Top Minds of Top Minds of Reddit

Pretty ironic that they say we have too much free time when they do the exact same thing we do, but in a lamer and less clever fashion. (And with less brevity)

from the parent thread

Yeah, like, we should be singling out Nazis. Those fuckers should be in constant fear.

Oh yeah I bet being documented by a bunch of beardy goons on TMOR has them in "constant fear"

All they have is projection.

Ouch! No he didn't!

He’s one of us you mongs and this has to be pasta 🍝. 🤦‍♀️

/r/drama Is an absolute lesson of what happens when you have too much time and just barely enough intelligence on your hands without any ambition. They all are the quintessential rebellious edgy millennials without any direction. They all post about other people's misfortunes and mental breakdowns while struggling to deal with their own. They feel for people like Colby Klaus in the middle of his psychotic episode about gamergate, because they're one step away from being there themselves.

If they all just applied themselves, their parents wouldn't be as disappointed as they think they are. All it takes is a little discipline, but instead they all turn their talents into shitposting and finding lolcows. At least these lolcows have found passion in life to care enough about any topic that they are willing to put their crazy on the internet. All these people care about are terrible memes and party parrots. Imagine what their grandmothers would think if they saw the shit they were posting. Do they think they would love how they spend theif days laughing at the misfortune of others?

If they all just applied themselves, maybe, just possibly, one day they will reach the potential that all their elementary school teachers talked about. Until then, they should keep shitposting their lives away, trying to feel secure in the knowledge that at least they don't lose their shit on the internet.

I've known more coherent downies.

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/r/drama Is an absolute lesson of what happens when you have too much time and just barely enough intelligence on your hands without any ambition. They all are the quintessential rebellious edgy millennials without any direction. They all post about other people's misfortunes and mental breakdowns while struggling to deal with their own. They feel for people like Colby Klaus in the middle of his psychotic episode about gamergate, because they're one step away from being there themselves.

If they all just applied themselves, their parents wouldn't be as disappointed as they think they are. All it takes is a little discipline, but instead they all turn their talents into shitposting and finding lolcows. At least these lolcows have found passion in life to care enough about any topic that they are willing to put their crazy on the internet. All these people care about are terrible memes and party parrots. Imagine what their grandmothers would think if they saw the shit they were posting. Do they think they would love how they spend theif days laughing at the misfortune of others?

If they all just applied themselves, maybe, just possibly, one day they will reach the potential that all their elementary school teachers talked about. Until then, they should keep shitposting their lives away, trying to feel secure in the knowledge that at least they don't lose their shit on the internet.

Posts like this is why I do Heroine.

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Dram is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In drama you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax.

It is.

Look at /u/onitan, lurking at the bottom of the comments section threatening to put a gun against people's heads.

When did you become a serial killer, /u/onitan? That thread was two years ago.

Bring back gifposting

It is now

This is true tho.

Correct on all accounts

It's over for us-cels 😢

"Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.

"

Any dylan roof copy cat wannabes here ?

Also just say the word and stop beating around the Bush; if youre gonna talk about the use if the word. Language police wont show up at your door... yet.

Posts like this is why I do Heroine.

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I apologize bot but make sure you use clean needles

Petition to have anyone who commented on this or that thread thinking that this is not pasta deported by r/Drama border control.

Muh safe space

Water is wet.

Imagine having convictions

Indicted but never convicted.

r/atethepasta 🤣

Wow, that OP...the left can't meme

They all are the quintessential rebellious edgy millennials without any direction. [...] If they all just applied themselves

lol, I'm forty-odds! As if I have any choice but to apply myself; I've been chained to my desk for the last 10 years 🙄

Thought it was circlebroke, guessed wrong.

dramacel falling for pasta

ugh 🙄

I mean he is right

This is already an old-ass fucking pasta you flaming group of newfags smdh

Yes,irony. The last defense of people who are morally adrift.

Now this is the true snappy quote

how i feel bout that hasnt changed

He's not wrong.

I DID IT REDDIT!

but instead they all turn their talents into shitposting and finding lolcows

Well in this case the lolcow found us...

pfft, jokes on that bitch, my parents are dead!

Says the neckbeard who posts at top minds

they are edgy millennials

😎

These tumors sure are butthurt.

Idk about you, but they certainly figured me out

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Damn op, I'm legit really embarrassed for you