I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.
When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.
The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.
Now you listen here boy. After you're done workin' in them free college fields I'm 'onna bring you in the house, clean ya up real good, then take ya to the slave market and get ya $100 millions dollars in endorsement deals! Then I'm 'onna put you out on another field and you 'onna play a game for me 16 times a year! That's right! Then I'm 'onna give you $35 million guaranteed money so you and you're family never have to work again after I'm done with you! All you gotta do is shut up and play!
Its not a gift, it's a reflection of the value they bring to the organization. Except football, unlike any other regular business, caps off the amount of money the employees are allowed to be paid.
NFL players make way less money annually, have a far shorter career, and risk both physical injury and their mental health in a way that isn't comparable to NBA players. Also, NBA players have their entire contract guaranteed.
They make less money because teams have 5x as many players as in basketball. Yes, there are greater injury risks due to the nature of the sport, which is why athletes who can will go pro in something else. Not really sure how this is on the NFL. Contracts probably should be fully guaranteed, I’ll agree with that
NBA owners don't stop players from making their political opinion known.
Neither does the NFL. Mate where have you been the last 2 years? The NFL has been tolerating players protesting during the fuckin national anthem ceremony lmao
There have been, what, 3 or 4 NFL owners who’s openly stated they don’t support the players kneeling? Actually it might not even be that much. I’m pretty sure aside from Kaep every player that kneeled is still signed to a team lol. Nobody has gotten fired on the spot yet, despite what Trump or other right wing snowflakes have demanded
Here's the thin Bron doesn't quite realize. All but 4 NFL players are easily replaceable. They are just cannon fodder good for two years. In the NBA, the top half are damn near unicorns. The NBA players get respect because they are fucking impossible to replace, and one or two greats will turn your organization into gold.
let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution. the professional athletes have nothing to lose but their chains, and millions of dollars from playing a game. they have a world to win. professional athletes of the world, unite!
If they weren’t, it would raise uncomfortable questions about why the supposedly privileged group is horribly underrepresented in the media and banking industries.
LeBron is one of the least slave like people in the whole world. He is a millionaire and is earning mad amounts of money every year. He can quit any time. He can sign for a new team. He can call his boss a slave owner without getting fired. Even his chef and butler are more slaves than he is.
The NBA and the NFL have had strikingly different approaches to player activism. In the NBA, James and others have worn T-shirts during warm-ups in recognition of victims of police violence with no repercussions from the league.
By contrast, former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick set off years of controversy and debate when he knelt during the national anthem as a means to protest racial injustice.
Yeah wearing a tshirt during warmups is definitely comparable to holding a protest during a televised national anthem ceremony
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-22
I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.
When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.
The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.
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1 UrMumsMyPassword 2018-12-22
ayo this hand that be feedin me is white, ima bite it
1 MG87 2018-12-22
What are the Lakers gonna do? Cut LeBron James?
1 Shalabadoo 2018-12-22
Yeah dude LeBron James is really in trouble here
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2018-12-22
I didn't realize slaves got multi-million dollar contracts and could negotiate their own endorsements.
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2018-12-22
It's the worst kind. They're so close to living the perfect life but they're still being held down. Imagine their pain fam.
1 preserved_fish 2018-12-22
Do you complain about google and tech company censorship? If so, you shouldn't complain about Lebron.
1 MrWalrusKing 2018-12-22
The only hand feeding lebron james is his own.
1 Bluest_waters 2018-12-22
lol, fuck off
"wealthy men are the true job creators! I must suck their dick because they are the gods of money!"
vote for Tump much?
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2018-12-22
SUCK DICK MUCH?
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-12-22
I'm sorry you failed economics
1 IllustriousQuail 2018-12-22
The quality of these recent Chapo immigrants is actually making me wonder whether the Orange Man might have a point after all.
1 LighthouseToLunar 2018-12-22
t. DDF
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-12-22
t. man sucking wealthy black cock
1 FTFallen 2018-12-22
Now you listen here boy. After you're done workin' in them free college fields I'm 'onna bring you in the house, clean ya up real good, then take ya to the slave market and get ya $100 millions dollars in endorsement deals! Then I'm 'onna put you out on another field and you 'onna play a game for me 16 times a year! That's right! Then I'm 'onna give you $35 million guaranteed money so you and you're family never have to work again after I'm done with you! All you gotta do is shut up and play!
I own you, boy!
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2018-12-22
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1 stan1 2018-12-22
TIL I wanna be a slave.
1 mfj1988 2018-12-22
Pay attention. He's saying that he's appreciative of NBA. He's taking issue with the way NFL owners treat football players.
1 FTFallen 2018-12-22
nigga I didn't actually read what Lebron said.
1 preserved_fish 2018-12-22
U bum.
1 Etsuko1 2018-12-22
It's over for article-readingcels
1 MundaneBend 2018-12-22
Yeah, they treat them to millions of dollars.
1 mfj1988 2018-12-22
Other way around. The players treat the owners to billions. The league doesn't exist without the players.
1 melokobeai 2018-12-22
The players make millions, which is what the comment you just responded to was saying
1 mfj1988 2018-12-22
It says "treat them to"...
Its not a gift, it's a reflection of the value they bring to the organization. Except football, unlike any other regular business, caps off the amount of money the employees are allowed to be paid.
1 WeirdFlexington 2018-12-22
Yeah, it's basically slavery, but the players get paid. That's the only difference.
1 mfj1988 2018-12-22
No one is saying it's slavery. Surely you're smart enough to discern the difference between what LeBron's said and calling Ayers literal slaves
1 WeirdFlexington 2018-12-22
I did. I called it slavery. But the players get paid, unlike slaves. Except for that, it's exactly like slavery.
1 Fletch71011 2018-12-22
The league also doesn't exist without owners... That's a stupid fucking argument.
1 Awayfone 2018-12-22
Then thevplthe players can start their own league
1 mfj1988 2018-12-22
Or they can just strike and force the owners to make concessions. I'm sure you've heard of unions before.
1 Awayfone 2018-12-22
If the owners and league offer no benefit why continue playing their little game in the league
1 melokobeai 2018-12-22
NFL players get treated comparably to NBA players lol
1 mfj1988 2018-12-22
No, they don't.
NFL players make way less money annually, have a far shorter career, and risk both physical injury and their mental health in a way that isn't comparable to NBA players. Also, NBA players have their entire contract guaranteed.
1 melokobeai 2018-12-22
They make less money because teams have 5x as many players as in basketball. Yes, there are greater injury risks due to the nature of the sport, which is why athletes who can will go pro in something else. Not really sure how this is on the NFL. Contracts probably should be fully guaranteed, I’ll agree with that
1 mfj1988 2018-12-22
NBA owners don't stop players from making their political opinion known. Which is what LeBron's issue is.
1 Douggem 2018-12-22
Neither does the NFL. Mate where have you been the last 2 years? The NFL has been tolerating players protesting during the fuckin national anthem ceremony lmao
1 preserved_fish 2018-12-22
This season they get fined for it. Not the last two though.
1 melokobeai 2018-12-22
There have been, what, 3 or 4 NFL owners who’s openly stated they don’t support the players kneeling? Actually it might not even be that much. I’m pretty sure aside from Kaep every player that kneeled is still signed to a team lol. Nobody has gotten fired on the spot yet, despite what Trump or other right wing snowflakes have demanded
1 WeirdFlexington 2018-12-22
It's a shame that so few people know the risk of repeated head trauma and injuries of such a low-impact sport such as football.
Seeing as you're an expert in brain damage, you should probably tell them to stop making their own decisions!
1 Jdwonder 2018-12-22
Fucking employers thinking they have the right to tell their employees what to do. Fucking fascists.
1 Etsuko1 2018-12-22
Just because they pay him millions they think they can tell him what to do. Fucking racists
1 mfj1988 2018-12-22
This, but unironically.
1 cochnbahls 2018-12-22
Here's the thin Bron doesn't quite realize. All but 4 NFL players are easily replaceable. They are just cannon fodder good for two years. In the NBA, the top half are damn near unicorns. The NBA players get respect because they are fucking impossible to replace, and one or two greats will turn your organization into gold.
1 OnAllDAY 2018-12-22
Why are there hardly any Latino or Asian football or basketball players?
1 MG87 2018-12-22
Kiko Alonso, Marcus Mariota, that dude on the Steelers. I'm sure there's more
1 Osterion 2018-12-22
Are Samoans really asians?
1 keepittropical 2018-12-22
Polynesians ate the actual asians. Thats why they get so god damn large.
1 tron_funkin_blow 2018-12-22
no.
1 retarded4bustin 2018-12-22
No
1 Ravensthrowit 2018-12-22
[ Ka'imi Fairbairn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ka%27imi_Fairbairn), [Junior Seau](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_Seau), [Haloti Ngata](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haloti_Ngata) off the top of my head
1 spookyguy109 2018-12-22
kiko alonso isn't asian
1 MG87 2018-12-22
1 spookyguy109 2018-12-22
wow im retarded and can't read. Anyway, Hines Ward is half asian.
1 MG87 2018-12-22
That's a good one, Tua Tagovailoa is also Asian.
1 BDRohr 2018-12-22
Patrick Chung can be added as well.
1 preserved_fish 2018-12-22
Hines (he's half-Asian!) Ward
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-12-22
They're majority manlets
1 Bigwooddeck 2018-12-22
There are loads of Asian basketball players, they just aren't any good except for Yao.
1 Momruepari 2018-12-22
Yao was basically created by the Chinese government.
1 clay-davis 2018-12-22
Just like global warming.
1 Bigwooddeck 2018-12-22
True, insofar as all people are created by their government or lack thereof. You wouldn't want to see Yao in the state of nature.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-12-22
He'd be nasty, brutish and short.
1 preserved_fish 2018-12-22
He'd be nasty, brutish, and seven feet, though those feet would probably be broken because he's unnaturally large.
1 Brumaired 2018-12-22
How dare you forget Linsanity.
1 MG87 2018-12-22
Jeremy Lin has been solid
1 Bigwooddeck 2018-12-22
Taiwan is an American territory.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-12-22
How dare you forget one of the best OL of all time and Modelo model Anthoy Munoz?
1 MG87 2018-12-22
Tony Gonzalez too
1 preserved_fish 2018-12-22
Because he played for the Bengals?
(I'm from Cincinnati and would like to die.)
1 Krombopulos-Snake 2018-12-22
Without getting into the complete of it, here's a skit by Chris Rock that explains it.
1 MG87 2018-12-22
Said the guy who worked for Dan Gilbert. Twice.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-12-22
Yeah, no fucking shit lol.
1 richarddormersvoice 2018-12-22
let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution. the professional athletes have nothing to lose but their chains, and millions of dollars from playing a game. they have a world to win. professional athletes of the world, unite!
1 Bigwooddeck 2018-12-22
Unionized athletes crossed a picket line to enter the hotel they were staying at. Filthy scabs!
1 BUILDWALL 2018-12-22
NFL and NBA are modern day minstrel shows? wow no way who could have guessed
1 Chukril 2018-12-22
Did he was this with his fake prescriptions on? Because if not he wasn’t in smart lebron persona that mayos lap up so much.
1 mkwstar 2018-12-22
Ayy yo mang give just da repereations fo enslavin our asses whyte boi
1 DinosSuck 2018-12-22
I wonder what he thinks about the kids that make his shoes.
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-12-22
Asians can't be oppressed
1 automatic_cluck 2018-12-22
this but ultra unironically
1 Kelootpt 2018-12-22
jews are white now?
1 Baconlightning 2018-12-22
If jew does bad thing he is always white.
1 MetaFactoryFactory 2018-12-22
Jews have always been white sweaty.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-12-22
They always were, don't let twatter blue checks try to say otherwise.
1 banananutbranmuffin 2018-12-22
Religion=/=Race
1 HellHoundofHell 2018-12-22
Isn't Jewdism the religion, while Jewish is the race? Honestly don't know.
1 BrawndoTTM 2018-12-22
If they weren’t, it would raise uncomfortable questions about why the supposedly privileged group is horribly underrepresented in the media and banking industries.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-12-22
I'm gonna say the N word...
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-12-22
https://twitter.com/ABN82_Finest/status/1076357134806380545?s=19
Retort, sir.
1 Momruepari 2018-12-22
>LeBron takes a shit >becomes top post on r/nba within 20 minutes
1 Momruepari 2018-12-22
(((NFL owners)))
1 regionalfire 2018-12-22
Dude who gets paid millions of dollars and only had to work for about half a year bitching about being told what to do, yeah im sure.
1 EarlCampbellsMeat 2018-12-22
nice AM radio take
1 Zomaarwat 2018-12-22
Rich guy complaining about another rich guy.
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2018-12-22
take a drink every time you come across a “y’all” in those comments and you’ll be dead before the second page
1 NapoleonBonerpart5 2018-12-22
A lot of white teenagers acting black in that thread.
1 Anary8686 2018-12-22
Aren't they appropriating Mayo redneck culture?
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2018-12-22
Nah they're trying to sound urban, not redneck.
1 ARustyFirePlace 2018-12-22
funny, I just did a quick count and it seems of the 32 nfl teams, 14 are owned by (((old white men))), not "old white men".
it would be nice if lebron could grow a pair of balls and maybe say something worth saying.
1 Anary8686 2018-12-22
Eh, that's still a minority of owners. But, yes they are overrepresented.
1 JurijFedorov 2018-12-22
LeBron is one of the least slave like people in the whole world. He is a millionaire and is earning mad amounts of money every year. He can quit any time. He can sign for a new team. He can call his boss a slave owner without getting fired. Even his chef and butler are more slaves than he is.
1 LSDawson 2018-12-22
must be so hard being a multimillionaire
1 -Shank- 2018-12-22
Shut up and dribble
1 Douggem 2018-12-22
Yeah wearing a tshirt during warmups is definitely comparable to holding a protest during a televised national anthem ceremony
1 TruthPains 2018-12-22
This seems like one of those posts where everyone is wrong. LeBron for a silly analogy and everyone else for not reading the article.