I ride my bike a lot when the weather is nice because its enjoyable exercise and I tend to side with cyclists in most of these videos because at the end of the day one person threw water and the other attempted vehicular homicide but in the back of my head I remember that per capita they are a bunch of scabs and that subs like r/cyclistswithcameras exist. That is literally the most pretentious sub in reddit and it reflects cyclists well...in fact, if you consider yourself a cyclist you're probably a gate keeping piece of shit
I work in the city and the most annoying thing is hearing cyclists bitch about drivers not following the rules while they nearly run your ass down blowing a red light while you try and cross.
At my house we have 3 horses, 2 males and one female. If I jack the males off every other day or so we don't have to worry about them getting the female pregnant. It also makes them like me better than anyone else on our farm.
I feel bad for all the Amerifat mayos who have to live in a country where you drive 2 blocks to go get your cheeseburger.
In civilized societies we give pedestrians, cyclists, public transit, and other vehicles precedent over cars so we don’t become fat shits who have more cars then humans in our house.
Maybe in fat American suburbs where they’ve been radicalized. In civilized cities the world over, they don’t ‘deserve’ anything because we don’t bend over to make roads as inaccessible to cyclists and pedestrians as possible. It’s laughable how Amerifats have completely given up on the idea of walking two blocks to run errands. You fat fuckers need mega parking lots every block to go drive to McDonalds and Walmart afterwards. No wonder cyclists get killed. It’s impossible to walk anywhere in Shithole, America.
Read the thread you fat fuck. The cyclists in Singapore ARE ALLOWED TO RIDE TEO ABREAST AND TAKE UP A FULL LANE. The truck was tailgating him so he threw a water bottle. Are you so cucked and thinskinned that a water bottle makes you want to murder someone? Fat fuck. Go drive to Burger King and get your fries.
lmao holy shit why are cyclists such rage-addicted retards?
and yes, cyclists are allowed to use the road. but you know what people on the road do when they're holding up traffic and they aren't fart-huffing, narcissistic retards?
they move over and get out the way and let faster vehicles go by, not take up the whole fucking lane unless they want people riding their ass so your slow self can take your fucking time.
also good job proving how big-brained cyclists are; you're on a 40 pound bike and your reaction to a tailgater is to pick a fight with the 2-ton shell of steel that is powered by explosions? lmao
Again. If the law says you can take up the whole lane why should you put your health at risk by pulling up to the curb? That’s dangerous as shit. That’s why civilized societies give bicycles the full lane.
Pick a fight lol. Throwing water is apparently assault in your fat American suburb. If your reaction to someone throwing water at you is to Kill them then you’re a bigger retard.
Jesus. I really feel sorry for you if you’re such a fat fuck you drive everywhere and can’t imagine being 5 minutes later to McDonalds because you had to wait to pass a bicycle that has every right to be there.
Yeah I don’t live in a fat suburb. I can walk, drive, bike, take the bus, take the train, take an Uber, etc. This is why I don’t want to murder someone because they make me 5 minutes late to McDonald. I can walk to 100 restaurants or bars in less than 10 minutes.
If I throw water at someone’s car and they murder me then I’ll eat my 2016 World Series Champions Cubs hat. In fact I’ll do it later today.
I actually work for the Cubs so although I don’t play on the field I do work front office I can show you championship ring I got when they won. Actually go through my post history and you’ll find it.
Does all your Chicago knowledge come from the fat SNL characters? You’re a retard.
I didn't actually play in the game but I work in the office so I'm totally on the team! We won a WORLD SERIES two years ago! I work in their office and I got a ring so I'm kind of a big deal
ROFLMAO
durr u have a ferrt u gay
lol my ferret is awesome and adorable, try again dipshit
Did you purposely stop reading at that exact sentence?
In Singapore (where this video appears to be from) the Land Transport Authority has a Road Traffic Act that says a biker is: "Allowed to ride two abreast in the same direction on a public road." But it also says a biker is: "Required to keep to the left-hand edge of the roadway and not in a way so as to obstruct other vehicles moving at a faster speed."
I know you'd rather have drunk people ambling around fast trains and subjecting the rest of us to their stench while they pass out on our shoulders, but I think the "sleep it off in the comfort of your own minivan" or "drive dangerously drunk at 3am" routes are infinitely more humane.
In most civilized cities it’s not the poor that take public transit and ride bikes. Like yeah they do that too. But jump on the NYCM, the L, the BART it’s people way richer than the people live in a hick town with a bar parking lot. Also, those dudes in the video have bicycles that cost more than six months of your rent in Podunk, Shitowa for sure.
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1 LongPostBot 2018-12-23
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1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2018-12-23
It's over for reddit-comment-picturecels.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-12-23
Cyclists are the most annoying people, right behind Vegans and Baptists.
1 froibo 2018-12-23
It's about ethics in lane sharing.
1 charming_tatum 2018-12-23
I ride my bike a lot when the weather is nice because its enjoyable exercise and I tend to side with cyclists in most of these videos because at the end of the day one person threw water and the other attempted vehicular homicide but in the back of my head I remember that per capita they are a bunch of scabs and that subs like r/cyclistswithcameras exist. That is literally the most pretentious sub in reddit and it reflects cyclists well...in fact, if you consider yourself a cyclist you're probably a gate keeping piece of shit
1 froibo 2018-12-23
I work in the city and the most annoying thing is hearing cyclists bitch about drivers not following the rules while they nearly run your ass down blowing a red light while you try and cross.
1 ____________13 2018-12-23
Strava really hasn't helped with that. Pricks trying to get themselves killed just for that KOM.
And the second most annoying thing is the lycra clad arseholes who choose to go for recreational rides on busy highways in the middle of the day.
1 Cone_heath 2018-12-23
Post vid pls 😣😣😥
1 charming_tatum 2018-12-23
I think that would be illegal. For the record, it's not erotic
1 Scramble187 2018-12-23
I bet it feels pretty nice for all concerned
1 leva549 2018-12-23
Sounds like it is for the horses...
1 tungus9000 2018-12-23
incorrect
1 Vandrewver 2018-12-23
Not in Canada
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-12-23
I only have experience with obtaining semen from bulls (the male cow, not the kink thing). It's done via electric stimulation of the prostate.
Let's just say the bull does not enjoy it.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2018-12-23
That’s because you shoved a probe up his ass when pegging is a turn-of for him.
1 LightUmbra 2018-12-23
Cyclists deserve death tho
1 charming_tatum 2018-12-23
Everybody deserves death though
1 JustLions 2018-12-23
Implying that it was every cool, sm goddamn head.
1 RipRichRussel 2018-12-23
Okay this is epic
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2018-12-23
Is the mare jrhnbr?
1 FmW-41 2018-12-23
Shame he didn't kill him
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2018-12-23
Roadies are the worst
1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2018-12-23
I feel bad for all the Amerifat mayos who have to live in a country where you drive 2 blocks to go get your cheeseburger.
In civilized societies we give pedestrians, cyclists, public transit, and other vehicles precedent over cars so we don’t become fat shits who have more cars then humans in our house.
1 d-amazo 2018-12-23
pick one. cyclists are garbage people who deserve what they get 99% of the time.
1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2018-12-23
Maybe in fat American suburbs where they’ve been radicalized. In civilized cities the world over, they don’t ‘deserve’ anything because we don’t bend over to make roads as inaccessible to cyclists and pedestrians as possible. It’s laughable how Amerifats have completely given up on the idea of walking two blocks to run errands. You fat fuckers need mega parking lots every block to go drive to McDonalds and Walmart afterwards. No wonder cyclists get killed. It’s impossible to walk anywhere in Shithole, America.
1 d-amazo 2018-12-23
you do realize you're commenting on a thread where a cyclist is acting like a retard, and it isn't in America?
are you retarded? scratch that, you're an advocate for cyclists. of course you are.
1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2018-12-23
Read the thread you fat fuck. The cyclists in Singapore ARE ALLOWED TO RIDE TEO ABREAST AND TAKE UP A FULL LANE. The truck was tailgating him so he threw a water bottle. Are you so cucked and thinskinned that a water bottle makes you want to murder someone? Fat fuck. Go drive to Burger King and get your fries.
1 d-amazo 2018-12-23
lmao holy shit why are cyclists such rage-addicted retards?
and yes, cyclists are allowed to use the road. but you know what people on the road do when they're holding up traffic and they aren't fart-huffing, narcissistic retards?
they move over and get out the way and let faster vehicles go by, not take up the whole fucking lane unless they want people riding their ass so your slow self can take your fucking time.
also good job proving how big-brained cyclists are; you're on a 40 pound bike and your reaction to a tailgater is to pick a fight with the 2-ton shell of steel that is powered by explosions? lmao
1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2018-12-23
Again. If the law says you can take up the whole lane why should you put your health at risk by pulling up to the curb? That’s dangerous as shit. That’s why civilized societies give bicycles the full lane.
Pick a fight lol. Throwing water is apparently assault in your fat American suburb. If your reaction to someone throwing water at you is to Kill them then you’re a bigger retard.
Jesus. I really feel sorry for you if you’re such a fat fuck you drive everywhere and can’t imagine being 5 minutes later to McDonalds because you had to wait to pass a bicycle that has every right to be there.
1 d-amazo 2018-12-23
ROFL you live in Chicago. no wonder you hate America so much, you live in a state as fucking terrible as Illinois.
no one said it was assault but go ahead, go throw a water bottle at a random dude on your street and see if he doesn't do anything to you.
1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2018-12-23
Yeah I don’t live in a fat suburb. I can walk, drive, bike, take the bus, take the train, take an Uber, etc. This is why I don’t want to murder someone because they make me 5 minutes late to McDonald. I can walk to 100 restaurants or bars in less than 10 minutes.
If I throw water at someone’s car and they murder me then I’ll eat my 2016 World Series Champions Cubs hat. In fact I’ll do it later today.
1 d-amazo 2018-12-23
my fucking sides.
1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2018-12-23
I actually work for the Cubs so although I don’t play on the field I do work front office I can show you championship ring I got when they won. Actually go through my post history and you’ll find it.
Does all your Chicago knowledge come from the fat SNL characters? You’re a retard.
1 d-amazo 2018-12-23
ROFLMAO
lol my ferret is awesome and adorable, try again dipshit
1 cragfar 2018-12-23
Did you purposely stop reading at that exact sentence?
1 d-amazo 2018-12-23
cyclists are incapable of reading laws, rules and etiquette that pertains to them not acting like cunts on the road.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-23
Yeah miss me with that Euro shit bra
1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2018-12-23
It’s kinda fucked that the word bar parking lot is a thing.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-23
I know you'd rather have drunk people ambling around fast trains and subjecting the rest of us to their stench while they pass out on our shoulders, but I think the "sleep it off in the comfort of your own minivan" or "drive dangerously drunk at 3am" routes are infinitely more humane.
1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2018-12-23
Take a cab you poor drunk fuck.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-23
I spent all my cab money on booze. Dont budgetshame me
1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2018-12-23
If you’re a poorcel and can’t afford drink and a cab then you need to just straight die off.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-23
Lol said the guy who thinks the poor people who can't afford a car should have a gigantic road and rail network built just for them
1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2018-12-23
In most civilized cities it’s not the poor that take public transit and ride bikes. Like yeah they do that too. But jump on the NYCM, the L, the BART it’s people way richer than the people live in a hick town with a bar parking lot. Also, those dudes in the video have bicycles that cost more than six months of your rent in Podunk, Shitowa for sure.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-23
lol in that case, I definitely don't give a shit if they get hit buy cars. Just buy another one.