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Just a religious fanatic attacking atheistic dismantling of the Bible. Everything is taken out of context, I never said Lliad was written in Hebrew, I never said Spartans are a lost tribe of Israel and חמור is the Hebrew word for tame-animal or Donkey ( ἥμερος).

Donkey
https://www.blueletterbible.org/lang/lexicon/lexicon.cfm?Strongs=H2543&t=KJV

Religious fanatics and apologetic are the most butt hurt people in the world.

/r/drama, known redoubt of fanatical catholicism

Get thee behind me filthy papist. Only the Episcopal church offers the true centrist pathway to God.

"Episcopal" omg 😂😂😂 even the name of your church advertises that you've got bishops literally "watching over" you at all times. Have fun practicing your religion like that, you fucking cuck. Worshiping the German whore queen in London isn't any better than worshiping the whore of Babylon.

Lmao!

oof jesus

Slay

I never being religious in my life, my family are entirely irreligious, I am an atheist. those religious fanatics have being accused me of being a Muslim or Anti-Semite or a Satanist.

My opponents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gHbwT_R9t0&t=148s

To put it in your own words

Fanatics ad hom ad hom ad hom!!!

can we bussy crusade

Covering up pedophilia is what Christians do best, you should know, I being Irish by descent, the amount of abused children in Ireland, holy-shit, thousands of murdered & raped children buried in unmarked graves around Catholic Church, Russians themselves should be aware the retarded conflict between Catholics and Protestants is the main fuel for every war, Holocaust, Holodomor, WW1, WW2, even the Ukraine conflict, religious freaks like yourself fighting over a dead Jew nailed too a piece of wood.

I love how you write like you're trying to help others know what a stroke feels like rather than structuring you sentences and paragraphs in a way that's readable

Good luck masturbating without a foreskin.

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt because you do seem uneducated about everything, but a stroke is a medical condition caused by lack of blood going to the brain. Not everything is about jerking yourself off, despite your beliefs.

Can you explain how a foreskin binding land agreement works?

Well, seeing as my foreskin is still intact, and I don't follow any Abrahamic faith, no. I can explain to you what ad hominem means for the fifth time if you'd like, though you didn't seem to understand the first four anyways

Also, just to make it clear, I'm an atheist same as you bud, I'm just not mentally ill enough to think that there is a conspiracy to cover up the existence of Phoenician culture and language so that people believe in Christ more.

The cult of Christ & Mithras only makes sense in a sub-Phoenician cultural context, Phoenician is very important, Why did Rome build one of the largest temples in the Roman Empire in Lebanon, in the Valley of Beqaa, they are monoliths in that place, that history as being erased.

Seriously take a writing class, that one sentence has multiple statements and a question in it. I was under the impression that Wales had public education, but apparently you just learn to read and write by looking at street signs and fast food menus.

Rome built large temples in a variety of areas regardless of religious background due to the temples not truly being religious institutions but displays of the power of the Roman state over the local religions. The cult of Christ makes sense in a Jewish context moreso than a Phoenician one, while the cults of Mithras are the result of interplay between Iranians, who again are not in fact Phoenician, and Greeks and the exchange of religious beliefs therein.

Persians & Phoenicians have an Ancient history together, no wonder most of the Hebrew scriptures are in a Persian context and written in Imperial Aramaic which was created by Darius I, who also corresponded with the Ionic-Jewish colony of Elephantine ( בית לחם).

Μίθρας ( משרת, ὑπηρέτης, מסרף, servitor of the cult of Mithras)

Numbers 11:28 - Joshua the son of Nun, the servant (משרת ) of Moses,
2 Samuel 13:17 - His servant(משרת) that ministered unto him
2 Kings 4:43 - And his servitor(משרת) said
Isaiah 61:6 - Ministers(משרת) of our God
Psalm 104:4 - Who maketh his angels spirits; his ministers ( משרת) a flaming fire
Ezra 8:17 - bring unto us ministers(משרתים) for the house of our God.

Amos 6:12
Will one plow (Charash) there with oxen(baqar) for ye have turned (haphak) judgment into gall (Ras)
and the fruit of righteousness into hemlock:

" But one of the more traditional and effective fining agents has been blood—usually ox—whether in liquid or dried form. Nothing like a little blood to really make a glass of wine sing, amirite"

Alcohol - הגאלה, ἧ χολή
Mithra - 'משרה' (Mishrah) 'Liquor'
मूत्र (Mūtra) or रस(Rasa) "Liquor",
κεράς - Mixed (ראש)
σίκερα - Fermented Liquor
שכר - Intoxicate
μεθύσκω - Intoxicate
http://pictify.saatchigallery.com/files/works/rhyton-molded-in-the-form-of-a-bulls-head-circa-360-350-bc-apulian-1405988114_b.jpg

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You make a compelling argument, newfriend, but if god isn't real, how do you explain the Platypus?

Are you are that everyone is the product of a FUCK, is the Platypus the product of a Fuck? how many fucks did it take for a platypus to evolve all its distinct features, that's the question.

Since platypus means flat-foot thus לוחאפס ( luachehfes). easy.

Platypus from Ancient Greek πλατύπους (platúpous, “flat-footed”), from πλατύς (platús, “flat”) + πούς (poús, “foot”).

I don’t have an answer to that question, but perhaps if you fucked a platypus you’d find out.

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Omiros, homer in greek, and imeros are two different things lad. That's like saying that the dog is a log cause it's spelled similarly.

The word 'Dog' as a unknown etymology, from זאב (δάου > δου > δοβ > δογ) and Log is לוח 'a plank of wood'
Similary ( שני) , Greek( קרת) and thus pretty easy to find most words in English in old Hebrew. The word חמר means wine, since the feminine form of ἥμερος , ἡμερίς means Vine. Why are donkeys and vines poetically intertwined, Silanus or Jesus riding the donkey, ὄνος/ οἶνος , ἥμερος/ἡμερίς, πῶλος/ ἀμπελών. (Gen 49:11).

Perhaps religious don't understand poetry.

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Sure thing shlomo, happy hanukkah!

Dog in Hebrew - כלב - Kelev

Wolf in Hebrew - זאב - Ze'ev

Good troll mate

The word כלב is cognate with ἀλώπηξ, λύκος. Κέρβερος, χάρων and χαροπός, where-as זאב is cognate with phyrigian, δάου (δάοβ). The Language is Phoenician. not your fake reconstructed Hebrew that you believe was created in the middle of the desert to write the Torah.

Dude, you've been doing too much adderal + Perseus. Take a break before you walk out into the streets naked screaming about how the Pelasgians were actually Carians and this explains all of human civilization.

Bum must hurt when crucifix wedged up like that.

I don't think that you read your audience in r/Hebrew very well ;-P

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Okay, so first of all, you've just made a reply to me that is in two unrelated parts. The first is unrelated to anything I said. As long as you comport yourself in this manner, you will only be met with derision. It is a nonsense method of communication. ...So in conclusion, you communicate badly and your ideas are bad but you're very arrogant about it.

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This can't be real. There's no way that's not just a troll.

It's mental illness. Kinda fucked up tbh.

"SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?"

"Doctor" "Lawyer" "CPA".

Doesn't have the same ring to it

"Wrote the Iliad"

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