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It's over for Daddycels

So literally it's over for Incels

Jesus, what a fag.

Lmao not spending two days in Mar-A-Lago literally drives this guy to tears

The right can't cope much longer

(poor me)

What the actual fuck?

His Youtube recommendations got him into early 2000s emo music videos and the rest is American history.

https://youtu.be/RCAbBnWm4LM

I prefer this one

https://twitter.com/superdeluxe/status/830842872899334150

Stormy and Cohen are definitely going to get texts tonight.

😭😭😭🍆✊🎄

That's not real...that's too small to be a real puppy.

President is coping as best as he can

This is 4d chess.

hahahaha Trump really is the gift that keeps on giving.

Daddy has officially run out of C O P E.

Making coping expansive thru tariffs. Daddy is the first victim of his trade war.

His wives are spending their time with fathers of their children.

President Livia Soprano

How dumb do you have to be to not get this joke he made?

Poor Trump, he doesn't have to be around any Demonrats on Christmas Eve.

translators note: not interacting with dems on christmas eve is actually a good thing

If you have to stop and explain the joke, it's probably not a very good joke.

i had to explain it to the smolbrains here, but everybody who's not a moron can understand that not being around godless unhappy heathens on christmas eve is pretty nice.

especially because most people did have to suffer that fate tonight, or will tomorrow.

lmao how many of the people posting npc meme is both sides and cope do you think even have family that can stand them

is this english?

prob not i've been drinking all day

maybe it's sarcastic

merry christmas!

You too, it's only 11pm but I've already got this bomb pin collection of my Gpas's with like Kennedy pins and stuff it's been pretty good so far hope yours is fun too

i was drinking whiskey and watching spider-man 3 with my fam earlier and we were all laughing our asses off. Sister who hates everything that isn't Harry Potter or feminist fanfiction actually hated it unironically because "muh MJ is her own woman" and that made it even funnier.

and earlier at my uncles for dinner my other cousin's new boyfriend immediately took up the mantle of annoying her at dinner for lulz, and I got to kick back and just watch and laugh.

then we did a gift swap/steal and I came out with a nice bottle of bourbon and the rest of the fam fought over the coldbrew coffee perk I bought for it.

solid night

trying this hard

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smh fam

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Not being able to recognize sarcasm is a sign of autism.

We know it's sarcasm, it's just not witty.

He's having a break down (Poor him)

I kinda imagine him all alone at his desk with a box of legos saying "Look at me I built a wall. Why the mean people not give me wall"

The White House is basically the nursing home that his kids abandoned him in.

Thank you jailbot2, very cool!

Very legal and very cool!

At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!

The year 3055.

Donald Trump is a 16 going on 12 yr old girl in a decrepit old man's body.

He truly represents the r/drama demographic

/r/meirl

The queen from Queens.

Queen, queen, queer.

I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back

This is fucking hilarious. Dow's dumping too. Merry Christmas Daddy.

He’s sitting in his fucking house lol

Reeeeee

Did Melania go back to Slovenian motherland for the holidays?

Why does Melania talk like a bond villian?

And looks like one?

Who is MooSand Squirrel and why does she hate him?

I think he qualifies for best "didn't get the toy they wanted under the Christmas tree" tantrum in human history

in his old life, he was raw dogging pornstars and fucking off literally every day

why did he do becoming president to himself?

The chase got old. So he went for the bigger thrill.

Should have went for sucking pozi dicks like Dwight Howard. Less risk that way

ego

I don't think he actually knew what the president did or how the government works when he decided to run.

I really believe that. It's not clear business anymore, it's business under the masquerade of poltics

He didn’t know either of those things but still decided that he’d be the best person he knew for the job

I partly subscribe to the theory that Trump didn't intend to get elected, he just liked the attention

wait isn't that a confirmed fact?

He either wanted to get elected so bad he colluded with Russian intelligence, or he accidentally got elected and is too narcissistic to admit it, but it can't be both. I'd believe either, but usually people subscribe to the collusion theory.

There can be a synthesis of both theories that's perfectly plausible:

The current hypothesis that i have heard, outlined by Trump's biographer, is that the Trump campaign was a criminal endeavour from the very beginning, basically a way for Russians to launder money, where Trump didn't take it very seriously, but Russians did, so the collussion on the Trump part was more in the lines of "whatever, just give me that for X property, this will trigger Crooked Hillary and FAKE MSM", also the more dirty things were possibly done by people below him like Roger Stone because Trump just doesn't have the brains or the attention span to coordinate this.

What did wasn't as bad as say treason, but it was still technically illegal, so this is why he doesn't want anyone to look at it and tried to fire Mueller repeatedly, only to b estopped by people in his administration (this is well documented).

Who knows wtf happened, but it's not as far-fetched to say that both theories might be at least parcially true.

This is the stupidest explanation I’ve heard so far. Which means it’s probably true, because Daddy tends towards doing the maximally retarded thing.

occam's razor applies to Trump but in reverse

Obama said Trump would never be president. Narcissists can't accept any affront to their ego, so Trump had to prove him wrong.

This is kind of pathethic tbh.

What an annoying snowflake

I almost feel sorry for him.

Pathetic little cuck. 😂

Anyone that thinks there’s even a 1% chance that daddy gets his wall funding is severely mentally challenged. Pelosi takes hold of the gavel on January 3rd and will almost immediately pass the ongoing budget resolution without any funding for his wall. Since the senate already passed the companion bill it will bypass the reconciliation committee and immediately go to daddy’s desk for his signature. Now he can always veto it but there’s a very real chance that it is over ridden with a 2/3rds vote in both houses of Congress which would be an absolutely crushing defeat for the president.

Right? There's no reason for them to not keep the government shut down for a week; bonus that it's over days many desk jockeys take off any way.

If he were actually serious in wanting funding for border defense instead of just causing whiny drama, he'd politely ask the Department of Defense for a tiny piece of the quarter trillion that was thrown at them.

Trump literally looked at the situation, went well I currently have the most leverage I will have for the next two years and ran the clock down on it by shutting down the government.

Funny how he didn't spend every day crying about steel slats when his party controlled everything for two years.

occums razor fails me in figuring out if this was ironic or unironic

I doubt he can spell irony, let alone understand it. This is the guy who praised Mattis's resignation letter until Fox News explained it to him days later.

good point 🤔🤔🤔

IDK, even though Trump likely feels like that on the inside, saying it on the outside has to be a joke.

merely pretending to be retarded

c o p e

"i'm all alone (poor me)" hahahahha i have never heard a president speak like this

They think that is a good thing.

I can't ping and its killing me.

Sorry

It's almost like he speaks like a real human would

This is the level of intelligence you're dealing with there

"Real human" aka "someone else who speaks like their English lesson in 1st grade was too complicated for them"

Those replies too, jfc...

We’ve never had a real president before to even hear how one speaks to begin with.

It's almost like he speaks like a real human would, and not like an immensely advanced lizard in masquerade.

+18 upvotes

These people are gonna support Trump until their death because they believe other politicians are lizardpeople.

If all you have is coupons and reality shows about plastic surgeries, ofc you will focus on what a dude that rules you says. Same with the coal heads in Britain, the Hollywood star marries the prince OMG

COPE

DADDY IS DROPPING TRUTHBOMBS, LIBS BTFO!

Can we please shut down the border wars? 😢

I am all alone (poor me)

-President of the United States, circa 2018

I am all alone (poor me)

INCEL PRESIDENT

He didn't noticed, but his wall was actually built. Built around himself.

He built a wall of loserdom that no bussy can penetrate.

"I'm all alone" - Lmao, rejected by Melania, et al.

Daddy right now

Daddy right now.

If someone edited a bad blond combover on that puppet it would fit Trump 100%.

Rightoids fucking decimated.

/ourpresident/

E. pluribus incelibus

Leftcels spending Christmas crying about Daddy, truly an expected and hilarious tragedy.

/u/LemonScore_ here on Christmas Eve crying about people mocking Daddy.

C O P E

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Isn't it afternoon on Christmas Day in Kiwiland? How do you guys celebrate it?

It's our summer, usually with booze and BBQs. It's raining today, though.

Fuck anyone who tries to make it like some godawful American consumer-fest with fairy lights and retarded sweaters. I'll set their house on fire and blame the faulty fairy wiring.

Haha. Get eaten by American Culture.

American Culture.

No such thing.

American

Culture

BUSSY

LMAO

It's our summer, usually with booze and BBQs.

😌

It's raining today, though.

Take heart. The middle of America is about to get drizzled and shat on by Satan's freezing anus, just on to the turn to The Day.

Fuck anyone who tries to make it like some godawful American consumer-fest with fairy lights and retarded sweaters

Now Im just mad and conflicted.

The middle of America is about to get drizzled and shat on by Satan's freezing anus

Good.

Now Im just mad and conflicted.

Good.

Welcome to /r/drama.

We're all C O P E-ing together 👪

Merry Christmas 🎅

no u.

t. daddy incel 🤣🤣🤣

It is actually over for daddycels.

lol. That’s actually pretty funny.

Some folks need to learn sarcasm.

I can't read this sub's political consensus sometimes. I swear it hates SJW, general leftist degeneracy one second, and wishes impeachment on President Trump and hate on the right-wing the next. In regards to Trump's tweet, it is another moment of people taking an obviously sarcastic joke and blowing it out of proportion to fit their preconcieved hate for him.

Pick a side would ya; the whiplash is making me sick! Or is the side just pure Drama regardless of affiliation haha?

local pede flabbergasted by radical centrism

Haha you got me, Merry Christmas friend

Merry Christmas dude, have a nice one

Yeah the majority of these comments are shitty one-liners that you would see in /r/politics. 'Trump plays legos', 'Trump geriatric', 'Trump porn star sex'. It can't be that hard to come up with a joke about him...

I think the only ones who can be bothered to comment on these kind of non-stories are the ones who frequent those retarted left wing politics subs.

I mean... I get it, it's Reddit. We all know who how the vast userbase acts towards President Trump. Just weird to see this sub often turn the switch on and off so easily; I appreciate it though oddly enough. Self-awareness is a strength most people lack nowadays, I guess it's better for some not to fall into either major US political camp.

R A D I C A L C E N T R I S T S

What if I don’t care about activism on Reddit of all fucking places and just enjoy laughing at idiots in politics, inclusive of Trump?

If you’re American I can imagine this seeming like a normal situation by now but it’s truly bizarre and funny for everyone else in the world, conservative or not.

activism on Reddit I find it hard not to when it's everywhere and blatant. Maybe it doesn't bother you because you are for it? That's understandable. And like I assumed it is more of an "I'm above it all" attitude towards the political sphere and free-for-all in terms of critique?

Yeah I am American, so maybe you are right in that regard. Since you aren't, can I ask you from your perspective why "Foreign Redditors" (obviously Reddit is American-based and we can surely both agree it's userbase is largely and actively american) are so quick to fling hate towards America or our President? I assume it's because American politics permeate into world-level (just look at /r/worldpolitics it's usually 90% Trump) and you're probably sick of it. What country are you from?

Remember that for us Americans it doesn't go both ways, most of us have no clue what goes on in your country unless it's UK, France, Germany, or a major UN leader/someone we are at war with.

trying this hard

Haven’t touched alcohol in 5 years lmao if you’re gonna scrape someone’s post history maybe make sure they actually said it

You got me though I smoke weed damn trump must be a genius

Normally whatever the president does goes through so many double checks by WH staff that nearly no gaffes get out just look at Obama so his staff must keep their mouths shut in order to not rouse his boomer rage.

Is this a joke?

I feel like this is the part of the movie where he doubts Santa's existence and wakes up the next day to find a wall with a bow on it and bells in the distance...

Is this the beginning of a emo phase?

9 hour redditor agenda poster, use your main coward.

She took the kids. She left me. That slav whore left me.