Want to write my own trollfiction and would like this community's help

1  2018-12-24 by DAE_LeDumpfLOL

These days, fiction-writing subs such as /r/relationship_advice and /r/legaladvice seem to be inundated with cuck fetishism and rape-by-deception tranny stories. The classics seem to have been forgotten, and by classic I mean the single worst gender offense that strikes fear in the hearts of MRAs - the spermjacker.

I was thinking about posting to a legal advice forum as a le grill who had a protected one night encounter with a guy who dumped the condom in the bathroom trash can. Something about biological clocks and my body my choice or something, so I go to spermjack him but found he's replaced it with some sort of hot sauce that has set my pussy on fire and I had to go to the hospital. I want to know if I can press assault charges on him.

I need to help selling it by working out some crucial details

  1. My justification is that I'm a dried up old hag, and want a baby, and wasn't going to expect child support from the future Dad
  2. What kind of sauce an I even say that is confusable with jizz?
  3. What would actually happen to my hypothetical pussy if I stuffed whatever sauce in (2) up there? I may have to have an "allergic reaction" to make the issue of "assault" credible

Any insights and thoughts would be appreciated, thanks! And merry christmas lol

11 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2018-12-24

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1  bareballzthebitch 2018-12-24

I think you have an uphill battle to prove assault using something you fished out of the garbage.

1  DAE_LeDumpfLOL 2018-12-24

Wow, I haven't even written it and this fucking retard is already biting. Obligatory SocksOff reference

1  TheodoreEicke 2018-12-24

https://www.kraftrecipes.com/product/00021000026845/kraft-horseradish-sauce-12-fl-oz-bottle

1  DAE_LeDumpfLOL 2018-12-24

ah good stuff, thanks

1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-12-24

Make sure to bury the lead, you shouldn't overtly state you sperm jacked him, try to 'slip it in' per say

1  ImJustaBagofHammers 2018-12-24

How could you do that?

1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-12-24

Say what you do, but don't name it outright

1  ImJustaBagofHammers 2018-12-24

Oh, I thought you meant avoiding directly saying “she” attempted to apply the semen from the used condom.

1  shitpersonality 2018-12-24

That is called buying the lede.

1  ImJustaBagofHammers 2018-12-24

I may have to have an “allergic reaction”

Definitely. If you just say hot sauce it will be too obvious. Good luck, by the way.