Merry Christmas, Epic r/Drama Gamers!

1  2018-12-25 by westofthetracks

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The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.

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No, snappy, this is why we need mayocide.

She's even called Noelle.

An /r/Drama post once again proving that women were a mistake.

This is a painful reminder of how bad things were before diversity

Implying this wasn't ground zero.

It huuurts it huuuuuurts it huuuuuuuuuuuurts

By now, the harm caused by Portal references has negated all the good that Portal’s original entertainment value ever did.

All 3 hours of it

Bullshit, there was one single puzzle it took me three hours to figure out. Does that make me an idiot?

Should we tell him?

Yes lol

Anon I...

Haha, you stupid! Because that only took YOU that long, and not any of the rest of us... right... right guys.

true gamers like yourself only play such enlightened, amazing masterpieces such as Le Witherino 4: Adventures of Drizzt Do'Urden Geraldo Rivera

Ok, this is epic

My folks will be looking into licensing the brand immediately.

Praise Geraldo!

This reminds me of my nephews, who are gamers.

I have failed as an uncle. However there's still hope for my (in utero) niece

hope for a gussy

you're already screwed, mate

It's over for zygote-cels

cells

Congrats, you killed the -cel meme

Hallelujah, it's a Christmas miracle!

Miracel.

I love you guys, even though I blame you for my cancer

inshallah

I hope she'll turn out nice and cute.

Are you from the south?

south of Germany, Bavaria, yes.

So a nazi

more or less

Even worse, he's into loli.

I knew you couldn't be Prussian. You'd have been ostracized long ago.

true, we are much more liberal

But I thought you guys were the Texas of Germany

Hello again, Yamete.

Hi Yamete.

that’s not on you, it’s on your piece of shit sibling

an uncle’s only responsibility is to be an alternative to authority

you're right, it's my sister's fault for her libertarian approach to parenting

Women are funny, deal with it.

so delicious and moist

The usual Muh Vagina

I feel personally attacked.

r/gamingcirclejerk

I bet she has nice gamer feet

Smooth and uncalloused from years of doing nothing, unf

Why fatties draw themselves thin? Food addiction is selfish and wasteful

Owned those non gamers epic style 😎😎🤣🤣

So white, female, gamers? Yeah, thats a triple-nope from me.

Mouthing the words to the "I'm Already Tracer" song is the height of comedy, you fucking misogynerd.

White female gamers? Implying non- white female gamers are any better?

That comic gave me cancer.

The same frame with ashamed games

I didn't get the punchline. Can someone dumb it down for me.

It's a reference to a shit video game from 2007.

Reeeeeee Portal is actually decent tho reeeeeeeee

It holds up ok.

overrated

Portal has a great core mechanic and GLaDoS is great if your only exposure to her is the game

Yeah but the fanbase tho.

If you're older than a middle-schooler, you should be able to separate media from its fans. If you can't then that's a flaw you need to work on.

t. sonic fan

memoriiieees they drift in and out of my minnnd

and the little people get left behinnnd

The mods unironically like this.

Gs *ll gmers

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dramoids and chapoids liking the same memes, who would've thunk it.
For how much dramoids love to get butthurt about chapoids and vice-versa, there's absolutely no doubt in my mind that the two would make a cute couple. Try and prove me wrong (tip: you can't).

how dare you

Time to oppress women and minorities!

Tag yourself I’m the chad in the background with the nice sweater.

I’m the bitch whose hand’s all fucked up

"Going to parties to find gamer dudes and duddettes"

#OnlyGamerGirlThings

this is why we need gamercide

This is from 2010, do you have to post unfunny shit that's old af?

yes

I feel personally attacked.

It's concerning to me that that comic provokes a more visceral response than goatse.

Ok, this is epic 👌😎👌

i refuse to believe this is a real thing that someone made sincerely.

this is a parody. please tell me it's a parody.

It's not a parody.

I want to suckle on her gamer toes

Now this is epic

Gamers should all be executed

Thanks I hate it

I never noticed how weird it is that everyone is standing around her just staring at her eat that slice of cake in silence.

An absolute classic

I think if someone told me the cake is a lie I'd punch him right in the god damn dick

merry Chrysler

Their eyebrows tell the whole story.

Look at us still talking when there's science to do!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Girlz n Gamez. The postmodern deconstruction of contemporary feminism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the bourgeois implications behind fourth wave liberal womens' studies most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head.

The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE as a modern woman and how it pertains to the eternal struggle of the proletariat to overthrow their masters. As a consequence people who dislike Girlz n Gamez truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Brunette Santa Hat Girlz' existential catchphrase "This cake is great. It's so moist and delicious," which itself is a cryptic reference to The Woman Question, Selections from the Writings of Karl Marx, Frederick Engels, V.I. Lenin, & Joseph Stalin. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those reactionary simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as PFanGirl's genius unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What fools... how I pity them.

What the fuck is going on with the man in the background's arms

And the blonde woman in the background is about to pour her drink on herself

And why does the man in the Rockstar t-shirt feel the need to grip his GF for the entire party, is he that afraid of being cucked

When he's that surrounded by gentleman gamers? Who wouldn't be?

the geek girl who drew that comic is probably a showrunner at Netflix now

Thanks I hate it.

God is looking for geeks here tonight. He's looking for gamers.