My girlfriend says I ruined Christmas because I indirectly called her a fat sow who should work on her pancake butt

1  2018-12-25 by WatermelonMcNuggets

29 comments

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1  TSwizzlesNipples 2018-12-25

This is bait.

1  posidenstrident 2018-12-25

I mean yeah, obvious bait is obvious, but that doesn't stop people for falling for it.

1  RandolphCox 2018-12-25

durrr this is bait!!! look how smart i am for pointing thign sout! durrrrrrr

1  TSwizzlesNipples 2018-12-25

You ok there lil fella?

1  RandolphCox 2018-12-25

no reddit keeps switching to new design and i have retards like you asking retarded questions.

1  binenut 2018-12-25

I can't recommend the old reddit redirect extension/addon enough, although it will probably break ceddit for you.

1  RandolphCox 2018-12-25

no i like the pain it fuels my art

1  binenut 2018-12-25

They do say trolling is a art.

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2018-12-25

Phoneposting masterrace

1  uniqueguy263 2018-12-25

Apollo kicks both old and new Reddit's asses

1  push_ecx_0x00 2018-12-25

Sync for reddit is better

1  tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-12-25

I personally do not use Reddit in any way.

1  Honk4Tits 2018-12-25

Troll post, but there is nothing wrong with telling fatties to lose weight. It's like helping people to quit smoking or drugs. Fat people are so fragile despite having more padding.

1  killinrin 2018-12-25

ShE’lL lOsE oVeR 100 lBs WhEn ShE dUmPs hIm!!!1!

1  imajustgo 2018-12-25

Seems like an OK gift to me, she said she wanted to lose weight. Fuck him for trying to help

1  Singulaire 2018-12-25

It's over for fat cells.

1  a2Vr 2018-12-25

D O U B T

1  tialhing1 2018-12-25

lol at the idea of asking a woman to self improve

1  Me-llamo_jeff 2018-12-25

Yeah but roles reversed and imagine your GF got you a book on how to stop being an autist for Xmas. It's a chat that needs to be had but for a Xmas present?

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2018-12-25

It's a chat that needs to be had but for a Cmas present?

Finally, someone gets it.

1  uniqueguy263 2018-12-25

Merry Christmas, you're human garbage 😁

1  midairfistfight 2018-12-25

lol at thinking woman would be happy with any present picked because it was useful but didn't make her feel special

1  escebar_ortez 2018-12-25

obvious b8 but what the fuck is it with foids and talking about weight. it's so easy to fix, just fucking EAT LESS.

put the pecan pie and the strawberry cheesecake down and you've literally solved the problem. idk why so many women go nuclear when their partners bring this up.

1  SmurfPrivilege 2018-12-25

Tell her she’s beautiful every single day from now on and make absolutely 0 comments on how much progress she’s doing on that book. That will get you slapped/dumped.

I love the casual endorsement of physical abuse.

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2018-12-25

She's 4'10, even if he's a Wood Elf she won't do any damage.

1  Thisisepicstein 2018-12-25

Fuckin suplex that bitch

1  IcySand6 2018-12-25

Imagine dating a fat person

1  FmW-41 2018-12-25

Couldn't get more proof that everyone in that sub is obese.