Sneakerheads in meltdown mode as one of their fellow comrades is gifted a Skechers Gift Card.

1  2018-12-26 by Farting_Goldfish

https://www.reddit.com/r/Sneakers/comments/a9lexl/my_inlaws_know_im_a_sneakerhead_so_they_went_hard/?utm_source=reddit-android

Don't even sort by controversial it's all good.

29 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2018-12-26

Hell hath no fury like a suburban soccer mom cucked, I guess.

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1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-26

dude flip-flops lmao

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2018-12-26

My dad call them "thongs" and I laugh every time

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-26

It might indicate that your dad is cucking your mom.

1  plurpnslurp 2018-12-26

Username checks out

1  clichebot9000 2018-12-26

Reddit cliché noticed: Username checks out

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1  sadderreborn 2018-12-26

This shoild be the the only bot allowed on reddit, besides snappy

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-26

cluck =/= cuck

1  plurpnslurp 2018-12-26

Close enough

1  ArlenBilldozer 2018-12-26

I love on "All In The Family" when Edith would talk about Archie's "rubbahs" and made him sound like this insaistable sex deivant.

1  NormanImmanuel 2018-12-26

Of all the weird consumerists subcultures that have developed in the past few years, Sneakerheads are the most puzzling to me.

1  PDaviss 2018-12-26

subcultures that have developed in the past few years, Sneakerheads are the most puzzling to me.

Collecting shoes has been going on for decades but yeah there wasn’t any drama, just some fun

1  newcomer_ts 2018-12-26

Yeah, but there is something to be said about lower socio-economic classes emulating commodity fetishism.

Especially, using a mass produced product that was probably put together by someone who is even lower on the capitalist hierarchy ladder.

1  uniqueguy263 2018-12-26

We really live in a society

1  PDaviss 2018-12-26

Basketball shoes, bottom text

1  PDaviss 2018-12-26

Idk man maybe they just like jordans and wanna collect them.

1  sadderreborn 2018-12-26

Lol wage slave detected

Enjoy being a bottom rung prole in both wages and intellectual capability

1  bigberthaboy 2018-12-26

Yah bro

1  tungus9000 2018-12-26

Sounds lit fam

1  leavingforgood 2018-12-26

Come to r/mechanicalkeyboards

1  Amplitude 2018-12-26

Corsair K70 with red switches, fight me!

1  TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-12-26

It’s fucking over for footwearcels

1  hi_0 2018-12-26

350lb sneakerhead

1  Awayfone 2018-12-26

That would explain "I'm waaaaay too fat to run. I have several pairs of Nike Free running shoes though, and I'd probably just wear those if I ever began running. "

Although why would a non runner own mutiple pairs if running shoes

1  dramasexual 2018-12-26

how the fuck fat do you have to be to not even be able to run

1  jaredschaffer27 2018-12-26

Why would a fat guy who can't control his impulses to eat also be unable to control his impulse to purchase useless shit?

That's a real puzzler right dur.

1  jaredschaffer27 2018-12-26

Here, maybe this will give you another laugh. The video of my 350+ pair shoe cave will probably show up on the bar on the right as well.

This guy is pissed about getting 200 bucks for free and has 350+ pairs of shoes. Ted Kaczynski was right about everything.

1  Awayfone 2018-12-26

How does a standup comic afford that many shoes (or bitch about a 200 dollar gift)

1  tathrowaway666 2018-12-26

Neetbux and gbp