I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
Israel average IQ is lower than Amerimuttica. Ashkenazi jews are only one tribe of Jews. There are subsets of non-Jewish whites with higher than average IQs too but nobody cares.
Yeah, but there's so few of them that according to the numbers there's like 10 of those dudes for 1000 white people with the same IQ and 10000 asians with the same IQ.
Which means that Jews are still over-represented in a lot of fields.
Family pressure and nepotism go a long way. Also being able to play the “I’m an oppressed minority” card “let me tell you about my parents who survived the holocaust”. It all adds up.
Mostly low test burger bitchboys competing for who can get the most pats on the head by badmouthing their own country. Nipples protruding. Very very disrespectful
What do you expect from a bunch of dropouts and degenerates? They probably spend so much time smoking meth and banging their siblings that they don't make it to the symphony and ballet more than a few times per season.
Any sort of flowery, over-dramatic writing is crap. Shakespeare is a good example of terrible writing. Anybody can do it. Real, honest writing is barebones and simple. It is also extremely rare.
This is the opposite of an elitist opinion and its also retarded
Shakespeare = bad is not a mainstream literary opinion. It is something great writers take up as a hobby when they achieve great fame and fortune. See: Tolstoi.
Don't they teach you to write in short, succinct sentences? This guy is stupid because Shakespeare lived in a totally different era and still wrote good stories but I do think I prefer a less flowery writing style. If he left the Shakespeare bit out, I don't think this would be considered controversial at all.
It's retarded because just because something is written in flowery, dramatic language doesn't make it over-dramatic and crap as a rule, that's why people like Shakespeare because he writes appealing stories and uses unique and interesting language. It's retarded to say all dramatic and poetic writing is shit, especially when you're some reddit nobody who's probably never written anything outside of highschool in their life (referring to the OP not you).
The problem with writing overly florid prose when you’re an English major at some mid-tier state school is that you just don’t have the reputation to pull it off. Shakespeare and company can swing it because they’re famous and people have a reason to take them seriously; random 20-year-olds don’t have that. Interpretation of writing style is as much about who the author is as it is about the actual text.
This is the regurgitated opinion of a failed writer who's had to deign to teaching to appease their ego after too many callous rejections by uncultivated agents. It's always these savant teacher extoling Hemingway for his brevity and contempt towards evotive, baroque prose but they'll proclaim Nabokov as the preeminent author of sumptuous prose.
Reddit loves recommending Lolita in askreddit while asserting they despise florid prose; Lolita's language isn't simple or is it digestible without admiring the cadence of the language itself.
Also, Shakespearean language is an anachronism! No one writes like that anymore. He's forgotten language evolves and so do sensibilities.
thread about how whites men are privileged because society tells them that everything goal that white men fail at is totally due to their own failing and nobody elses, making them learn from their mistakes and work harder whereas blacks and women can just say they are the victim of something and give up
These proponents of white/male privilege might have an easier time converting non-believers if they could come up with better examples than shit like blacks being watched more closely by Pajeet at the quickie. Who gives a fuck? How is that always in their top 3 examples of black oppression?
If you're a net recipient of tax funds, you shouldn't get to vote
Edit: Wow, there's a lot of you who don't know the difference between "recipient" and "beneficiary." We all benefit from tax funds, but we are not all recipients.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-27
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1 waterdoggy1 2018-12-27
Its a fucking bloodbath lol
1 ThePathToOne 2018-12-27
It gets real good when you finally get to the guy that says Whites and Asians have higher IQ
1 ardasyenden 2018-12-27
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/a9qtfe/comment/ecls68a?st=JQ64XTJA&sh=5ba41505
Oh god this is amazing
1 kittendispenser 2018-12-27
Ashkenazi Jews are even higher. Israel is the ultimate ethnostate. Gas the mayos and mongoloids.
1 Warbring3r 2018-12-27
Israel average IQ is lower than Amerimuttica. Ashkenazi jews are only one tribe of Jews. There are subsets of non-Jewish whites with higher than average IQs too but nobody cares.
1 ffbtaw 2018-12-27
There is the Igbo too.
1 pottpottpott 2018-12-27
Yeah, but there's so few of them that according to the numbers there's like 10 of those dudes for 1000 white people with the same IQ and 10000 asians with the same IQ.
Which means that Jews are still over-represented in a lot of fields.
1 Warbring3r 2018-12-27
Family pressure and nepotism go a long way. Also being able to play the “I’m an oppressed minority” card “let me tell you about my parents who survived the holocaust”. It all adds up.
1 sadcorpsefucker 2018-12-27
my favorite is the inevitable "america is the greatest country in the world" drama. it's full of burgers and eurofags REEEEing about the other
1 flotus_scrotus 2018-12-27
Mostly low test burger bitchboys competing for who can get the most pats on the head by badmouthing their own country. Nipples protruding. Very very disrespectful
1 kittendispenser 2018-12-27
Chad burger got gilded several times for saying that the US is the greatest country in the world. It's over for Europecels.
1 XakeMarte 2018-12-27
t. Health insurancel
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-12-27
this is the greatest lie of the decade
1 Micolashboi 2018-12-27
its extremely effective population control
1 angrybluechair 2018-12-27
Based burgers, shit is like a just add water meal but with loud spergs screaming instead.
1 TheRobidog 2018-12-27
And those people are probably mostly useless for their respective countries.
1 ItsLoganWarner 2018-12-27
I'm sick of all you racist sexist elitists and your ridiculous ideologies!!!¡!
JUST BECAUSE YOU BACK YOUR STANCES UP WITH LOGICAL FACTS AND CITEABLE EVIDENCE DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE U NAZIS
now COME FILL UP MY G A P I N G BOI HOLE WITH HOT BLACK TOLERANCE
1 quality_bratwurst 2018-12-27
You have to go back
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-12-27
I can’t even figure out where he has to go back to.
1 ItsLoganWarner 2018-12-27
My fapcave
1 kittendispenser 2018-12-27
He has to go back to MDE.
1 ItsLoganWarner 2018-12-27
This boi thinks I am for real
1 imajustgo 2018-12-27
Shut up retard
1 kittendispenser 2018-12-27
Shut the fuck up MDEfugee, this is a Black man's subreddit, go back to your whitey shithole.
1 ItsLoganWarner 2018-12-27
Fine!!!!!
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-12-27
now this is epic!
1 Vurtizontal 2018-12-27
No one in that thread knows what elitism means.
1 nanonan 2018-12-27
Some of the heavily downvoted responses do.
1 imajustgo 2018-12-27
I like the controversial ones
1 Ranilen 2018-12-27
What do you expect from a bunch of dropouts and degenerates? They probably spend so much time smoking meth and banging their siblings that they don't make it to the symphony and ballet more than a few times per season.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-12-27
It sounds more like you're talking about us than them.
1 Ranilen 2018-12-27
I'm so many layers deep in irony I don't even know anymore.
1 shitpersonality 2018-12-27
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
1 Ranilen 2018-12-27
I don't know, I've been hearing a lot about this fentanyl lately...
1 MetaFactoryFactory 2018-12-27
My elitist opinion is that 90% of people are borderline illiterate.
1 2938_throwd 2018-12-27
Askreddit is the Eternal Summer subreddit. Just an endless crowd of people upvoting the most basic low effort shit.
1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2018-12-27
This is the opposite of an elitist opinion and its also retarded
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-12-27
That's the same kind of moron who thinks sprinkling fancy-sounding synonyms is a substitute for well-formed prose.
1 Rosaarch 2018-12-27
The flower is beautiful and the scenery is nice.
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1 Bittlegeuss 2018-12-27
Flower: good, scenery:good, meat?:goooood
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-12-27
That is in fact a mainstream literary opinion held by writers such as Cormac McCarthy.
1 mcslibbin 2018-12-27
1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2018-12-27
List of writers most responsible for undergrad creative writing types writing like tryhard tards:
Kurt Vonnegut
All post-Borges magical realists (in particular Murakami and Marquez, but also Rushdie).
Hemingway.
Cormac McCarthy
Kafka (the only one of this list I even like a bit)
1 MargarineIsEvil 2018-12-27
Borges is God though.
1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2018-12-27
Oh yeah I love Borges. Everyone after him though is #LOLquirkyrandom and #notlikeothergirls.
1 MargarineIsEvil 2018-12-27
Anyone who reads him and thinks they can do the same thing is suffering from delusions
1 mcslibbin 2018-12-27
Murakami is good but man does he hate women.
To a distracting degree
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-12-27
vonnegut is amazing, though.
1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2018-12-27
I feel a sudden need to respond to you like I'm a srdine.
Um, actually sweetie
1 Elite_AI 2018-12-27
I've never read him but actually he's middlebrow freshmen shit
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-12-27
fucking retard
1 Elite_AI 2018-12-27
when did you get diagnosed
1 LeftHookGary 2018-12-27
McCarthy is very flowery.
1 Elite_AI 2018-12-27
People buy into the no punctuation meme and forget all the Biblical prose he uses.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-12-27
He wouldn't admit it himself though.
1 Steppintowolf 2018-12-27
Read Blood Meridian. Or don't, and just stop yourself from talking nonsense.
1 Elite_AI 2018-12-27
Shakespeare = bad is not a mainstream literary opinion. It is something great writers take up as a hobby when they achieve great fame and fortune. See: Tolstoi.
1 tungus9000 2018-12-27
All songs should also just be two chimps banging rocks together
1 apDurodur 2018-12-27
hmm. human music. I like it!
1 ParticularDrummer 2018-12-27
Black* (((music))).
1 GayLordMcMuffins 2018-12-27
You heard the dude, anyone can write Shakespeare, but can everyone write like his 4-year old autistic child? Checkmate.
1 error404brain 2018-12-27
Shakespeare is terrible because most people agree that it is good, which inevitably make it bad.
1 FluidLingonberry 2018-12-27
Don't they teach you to write in short, succinct sentences? This guy is stupid because Shakespeare lived in a totally different era and still wrote good stories but I do think I prefer a less flowery writing style. If he left the Shakespeare bit out, I don't think this would be considered controversial at all.
1 heretobefriends 2018-12-27
If you want to sell books read by lots of Americans, you kind of have to.
1 Vandrewver 2018-12-27
It's retarded because just because something is written in flowery, dramatic language doesn't make it over-dramatic and crap as a rule, that's why people like Shakespeare because he writes appealing stories and uses unique and interesting language. It's retarded to say all dramatic and poetic writing is shit, especially when you're some reddit nobody who's probably never written anything outside of highschool in their life (referring to the OP not you).
1 heretobefriends 2018-12-27
This is the one I hated the most, tbh. Mostly because the first and fourth sentence are redundant and thus hypocritical.
1 2938_throwd 2018-12-27
Anybody that consumes Shakespeare as if it is intended to be a novel is a retard.
1 Dramaste 2018-12-27
Hemingway died for THIS!!!
1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2018-12-27
fuck Hemingway, he's at least indirectly responsible for all these "tut tut no extra words!" downsies
1 squishles 2018-12-27
He doesn't realize when shakespear was a thing that wasn't flowery writing, that was just normal writing.
Guy opens with a play with a gay sex joke ffs.
1 Stopwatch064 2018-12-27
ffs normal writing has never been done in iambic pentameter.
1 KhalifBrown 2018-12-27
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
1 foodnaptime 2018-12-27
The problem with writing overly florid prose when you’re an English major at some mid-tier state school is that you just don’t have the reputation to pull it off. Shakespeare and company can swing it because they’re famous and people have a reason to take them seriously; random 20-year-olds don’t have that. Interpretation of writing style is as much about who the author is as it is about the actual text.
1 VelvetDreamers 2018-12-27
This is the regurgitated opinion of a failed writer who's had to deign to teaching to appease their ego after too many callous rejections by uncultivated agents. It's always these savant teacher extoling Hemingway for his brevity and contempt towards evotive, baroque prose but they'll proclaim Nabokov as the preeminent author of sumptuous prose.
Reddit loves recommending Lolita in askreddit while asserting they despise florid prose; Lolita's language isn't simple or is it digestible without admiring the cadence of the language itself.
Also, Shakespearean language is an anachronism! No one writes like that anymore. He's forgotten language evolves and so do sensibilities.
1 RandolphCox 2018-12-27
Lol at the safe opinion fags “y-you should tip your waiter”
1 GIANT_BLEEDING_ANUS 2018-12-27
Only dumb burgers maintain that opinion though
1 dramasexual 2018-12-27
That is the best username I've ever fucking seen holy shit
1 ThePathToOne 2018-12-27
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/a9qtfe/what_is_probably_your_most_elitist_viewpoint/ecmn535/
thread about how whites men are privileged because society tells them that everything goal that white men fail at is totally due to their own failing and nobody elses, making them learn from their mistakes and work harder whereas blacks and women can just say they are the victim of something and give up
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2018-12-27
These proponents of white/male privilege might have an easier time converting non-believers if they could come up with better examples than shit like blacks being watched more closely by Pajeet at the quickie. Who gives a fuck? How is that always in their top 3 examples of black oppression?
1 GIANT_BLEEDING_ANUS 2018-12-27
Oh boy those are a lot of pleb/retarded ass opinions all together in one post.
Gotta love all the deluded amerifats showing off their indoctrination too
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-12-27
"Downvotes mean that I'm right and everyone else is stupid!"
Just because it sometimes applies doesn't mean it's always true lmao
1 odintal 2018-12-27
This, but unironically.
1 denverbongos 2018-12-27
I personally believe that those doping sites should give out random ODs so we save on welfare to make it cost balanced
1 WO_Schrodinger 2018-12-27
That thread is mostly just "unpopular" opinions, not really elitist ones.
1 error404brain 2018-12-27
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/a9qtfe/what_is_probably_your_most_elitist_viewpoint/ecmc3pb/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/a9qtfe/what_is_probably_your_most_elitist_viewpoint/eclrfiy/
Good takes, so it triggers the poorfags.
1 almondicecream 2018-12-27
The yeaer is ending strong! Absolute best drama post of year and a shitpost noenetheless! 🥇🏆🎖🏅
1 Yes_he_swan 2018-12-27
Elitist view: Ruth Bader Ginsburg is the hottest fucking babe on the planet
1 Norci 2018-12-27
People are confusing elitest with ignorant and retarded.
1 mrmcdude 2018-12-27
"Why are you poor? Just have more money lul" - this guy
But to his credit, at least he understood the question. Unlike half the people in the thread.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-12-27
it's a good question. apply for benefits, get a job, work on your education, get a better job.
1 Tetragrade 2018-12-27
wew lad
1 ab_ra_ca_dabba 2018-12-27
Half of the opinions are copied from r/unpopularopinion .
1 supersonic-turtle 2018-12-27
This thread devolved into anti-America rhetoric at Mach speed
1 carthoris26 2018-12-27
-1586.
The last dude's post history is a fucking goldmine.
1 helpmedrama 2018-12-27
Surprising to see all the posts talking about whitey not being bad, reddit sure is changing a lot. Or they are russian bots, sweetie.
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-27
Snorts more heroin BASED
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-12-27
Good lord