Last night I dreamt that I was making out with a really hot guy, but his dick was like a foot and a half long, so I chickened out and told him it was too big for me.

I'm open to r/drama's interpretations.

Well, yeah.

Let's explore this further. First question, how big was your father's cock

It was my Uncle's, probably about 6 inches, but to 4 year old me, it was gargantuan.

6 inches is gargantuan and unrealistic don't let anyone tell you otherwise

MY T W O I N C H P E E N IS NOT BELOW AVERAGE JESSICA

You know what they say, if there's grass on the field the game's been over for 3 years

You have trouble integrating all aspects of your masculinity. Or some shit.

i hvae never had a sex dream in my life

I have never had sex

so I chickened out

What a fucking faggot

I was free falling for a couple of seconds and suddenly I was in a plane talking to the air hostess and suddenly the plane turned into a bus and people started getting off and so did I and I was in that Sanfrancisco's twisted road and then I woke up

You have a deep desire to see the lamest “tourist attraction” on the West Coast

I've already been there though..

Your ambitions are even more mediocre than I thought

Your expectations were high to begin with

The verdict is in: you're gay for Kevin Spacey but also a huge prude (hence Mike Pence) that would be too scared to ask him for his bussy or offer him yours. The nuke is meant to show how angry you are at yourself for being too shy to put out for him, but it's a small pussy nuke because you understand that even though you are bubbling with rage over your bussy shyness any sort of angry "explosion" over it would be feeble and pointless.

That, or stop eating food before bed.

That's the spirit! Proud of you!

One time I had a dream that I was Harry Potter's girlfriend and we were making out but then we got in some kind of fight later on in the dream and he broke up with me because I put too much sugar in the fruit salad. It sounds silly but it was super emotional for me in the dream and so vivid.

Put down the haterade

He could munch on my sweet salad any day

It sounds silly but it was super emotional for me in the dream and so vivid

This is the most gussy post on r/drama

i suppress my dream recollection just in case i get into any gay shit

I was petting a cute kitten. A very wholesome dream tbh

I recently had a dream that I had signed up for 2 classes which I had completely forgotten about, and so hadn’t ever gone to them or turned in any work. So I failed these classes I didn’t know I was in, and wasn’t able to graduate.

During my first year of uni I lived by myself in the spacious handicapped suite (they probably gave it to me because I'm American LoL) of a dorm that was probably no more than thirty years old. Right before that point I'd been experimenting with things like light psychedelics and lucid dreaming, but I'd never gotten any real results.

Shortly after I got there I started having very strange experiences with sleep. I'd have an extremely vivid dream only to wake up into another dream, have light sleep paralysis, etc. The worst thing that happened to me was seeing the outline of a girl in the curtains during one of these episodes, but it really wasn't that bad.

This would be mostly uninteresting, but one day during one of these episodes I turned into a beach. I was taking a nap during the day, and after waking up into one of the layers of these complex dreams, by body expanded beyond the boundaries of itself and the room and turned into a beach. I could feel every grain of sand that was a part of me. As I was expanding there was a chorus of voices shouting "Sand!". But then a large wave grew as the voices shouted "Water!" but the giant wave had a massive red pair of lips on it, the kind you'd see on a bimbofication fetish instagram ho today. As it washed over me I woke up for real and was no longer a beach for the time being 🏝

If we're not fuckin', I'm not gonna feign interest

I just had one where I was locked in a hot topic and no one could get me out so I started crying

I still remember my nightmares I had as a kid

The bunny from that Arthur show was in a space suit floating around my house. He told me my family was gone and I'm alone. I started crying and he made fun of me. Then a tsunami of spiders came rolling down the stairs (but they had lollipops attached to them) and were up to my knees. I screamed and woke up.

Just recently, I dreamed my friend with white girl dreads was raped by her weird looking bf and freaking out. I was with her at the police station.

I have a recurring nightmare where I am playing tonsil hockey with the foid from the pizzashill pic.

I also have a recurring dream where I am lawlz's furry pet and help him proofread his stickys.

Very good content everyone :) these will make nice psych data for the datamine :)