[Meta] Explain what you have done to contribute to the downfall of /r/drama

1  2018-12-27 by d4ddyd54m4

103 comments

I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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I'm Canadian.

Well someone has to be I guess

I serious post at 2am every once in a while.

You sound like the kind of man who hires a hooker and asks for permission to touch her

HA! Jokes on you, I am too poor to purchase the services of a prostitute!

Jokes on you

Abject poverty does make for a good diet though

I think I recall something about how a bunch of johns just pick up hookers to talk to. Basically fucking psychiatrists.

I have heard that that is prevalent among older, wealthier johns. Essentially they pay for a date because they want to cheat on their wives but they don't want to put in the effort of finding a side piece.

Cheaper really

I'm a proud MDEfugee.

Upvoted. Each day you live, you show us your bravery.

Sips monster on lawn mower

Me too brother

HH

What ethnic genotype group are you classed with? Can I see some papers?

my bet is 4'9" shitskin

El Goblino. Una abominación!

And I’m a proud SRSster

Precisely what could you be “proud” of?

You have to go back...

OUT OUT OUT

inshallah brother. there are more of us than they think. we are legion.

I brigade virtually every post that piques my interest.

I sexually harass most posters

You're not a chapo though

Lemme see them tittys

I'm not a chapo either

Dunno what that has to do about your body

It was a trans people joke. Not a good one, but I'll roll with it.

Yeah you will

I Exist.

I subbed

Baby steps. I started out like you and ended up getting pinging banned

I lurk without ever posting content or contributing to discussions.

Downvoted. The question was how you contribute to the downfall of /r/drama

But you don't know just how retarded I am. By posting and commenting I could become the greatest lolcow ever. Don't underestimate my powers

This is the reddit equivalent of saying “if I tried I could be a billionaire”

Post face or fuck off

Was hoping for pizzashill but I guess lawlz will always be the disappointment we have to settle for

me too thanks

contributing to discussions.

You mean the race to say the edgiest thing about white/brown/leftwing/rightwing/trans/etc people? You're really missing out.

It’s over for edgecels.

fuckin trannies lol

I upvote platyposts.

I think I even still upvote Ed from time to time.

I swore I wouldn’t judge but this is too much

I’m white.

im a weeb

There's no real answer besides "saying fuck you to the ping ban". Nothing should contribute to this place's downfall faster than that.

A history lesson for you; this was the comment that apparently crossed the line

/u/singletail did you ever consider that the reason all that happened to you is because you're a whiny little bitch? Man the fuck up boyo, Philly's a man's town, they don't put up with that pussy ass Cali crap, y'hear

http://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7s9aiw/philly_fan_gets_feisty_when_film_of_his_friends/dt3m5e3

I upvote agendaposts that I agree with

I too jaywalk

I pinged gallowboob

A legend, truly. A defender of children’s virginity if nothing else

This is the correct answer

I upvote masterlawls posts.

I'm not very witty and sometimes shit up the place. I subscribed.

I upvoted one of Ed's pastas early on.

MODSSSS!!

Trump is awesome.

Whenever I write a comment it's always something negative. I don't think I have anything nice to say about anything.

Based Turkish drama poster

I came from SRD. Clever fake Archangelle username and everything.

I upvote chapocel "post hog" comments

Post your bussy or get out OUT OUT!

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I haven't killed MasterLawlz

I am white, male, heterosexual, unaffected by any known psychological disorder and possess a healthy BMI.

unaffected by any known psychological disorder

drama poster

Choose one

I only post when I'm 100% sure I will detract from the discussion

I seriously agendapost about Israel. Though the fact that I get unironically upvoted kinda shows the extent of the problem.

I downvote lolcows.

I'm gay

autistic tone deaf humorless serious posting

I emoji post

I'm a black and gay ice poseidon fan

I downvote lolcows

Asshole.

Gussy > bussy

I’m the only good poster here and I only post once a day. Sorry lads.

I'm the reason you see so many emojis being posted unironically.

☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼

Unironically: Yourself an Rachel Hazmat was why I started posting a lot of emojis on here and in real life too.

😆

😅

I rarely post emojis in IRL tho. It's only here where i let my freak flag fly 😈🇮🇱

freak flag fly

Amen to that 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

do you accidentally let it slip irl sometimes

sometimes i find i have to avoid making an inflammatory comment

I mean it's not like i don't use emojis at all but very sparingly. Mostly the laughing and sad face emojis. Sometimes the clapping one too

HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

I provide nothing of substance.

Shitpost.

I upvote the shittiest posts and comments.

i used to ping faggots back in the day

probably got them bussy blasted enough to whine

I go into labor inked posts and harass the locals

joined recently

I downvote potential lolcows if they’re being excessively moronic.

post anime and make low effort comments

I helped slice the pizza

Some days i dont abuse my adderall script

Your posts

i drove a divide between political seriousposters and started the mde thing

match me

I ask /u/DistortedLines to change his flair because Tay is no longer our kween

STOP

No! Change it already! she's a libtard

I am a MDEfugee and I haven't left

I reported every instance of pinging as harassment.

I got banned for saying that I wasn't allowed to tell a chaptotard to make a noose out of his stupid terrorist kerchief.