It's over for 1 inch dick-cels

1  2018-12-27 by Baconlightning

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Explanation for those who don’t get it at first glance

Who's racist now?

Well, with those squinty eyes, one glance might not be enough.

Let's unpack this

If you have a 1 inch dick there is no point in life. Like at all. I truly believe it would be better to be a starving man in Ethiopia with an 8 inch dick than a billionaire with a one inch dick

youre retarded is this pasta?

Slightly exaggerated but yeah I would rather be a poor guy with a big cock than a guy with less than 4 inches cock who is rich

This ^

But if your rich you can just buy a dude to fuck your wife. I don't get it

A man of culture I see

I would literally chop my dick of and turn it into a vagina if you paid me 1 billion euro. I mean, having a dick is nice, but 4 billion loses have schlich a. Now with 1 billion you can have a truly unique life.

Turning it into a vagina is cheating

wanting a big cock so you can please foids

beta AF

Please myself

You want a tiny cock so all the nerve-endings are concentrated in one place and even girls with no blow-game feel like a deepthroat.

imagine thinking girls will suck a micropenis without money

not knowing what it's like to lube up a perfect, virgin, innie belly button and just go to town.

With a billion dollars you can buy a new dick

With a billion dollars you can kidnap large dicked dudes of your choice and then hunt them inside an artificial jungle for your entertainment.

Transplant two onto yourself and become double-dick dude for real

i'd go for one big tentacle so I could climb walls with my spidder web

It's over for non-jelqing-cels

I tried jelqing but it made my dick shorter actually, I was at 5.5 inches but then got 5 inches. I stopped jelqing and I'm back at the original erection length.

If your dick doesn't have nostrils, then how does it smell? 🤔🤔🤔 Terrible!

you were over doing it. classic mistake. that or your grip was way too hard. i hope you were kegelling too!

Why would you even bother? 5.5 inches is average and penis enlargement techniques are the oldest scam in the book

I did some stretching and it actually made my flaccid length longer lmao. Like from 2.5 to 3.5 flaccid. Erect is still 5.5 and girth the same

Are you for real?

I kinda wonder if my dick has shrunk from long periods in the past of not getting an erection (due to drug use). There's no medical literature suggesting it happens, but I do wonder. I wish I had measured it before because I'm sure I've lost an inch.

jeqling

dicklet detected

That post was old at the time of the screenshot, these guys are seriously ill.

They have short arms and legs, so why wouldn't they also have short dicks?

Isn't it pretty racist that he's assuming it's a general statement about Asian dicksize and not just a stupid joke about the one dude?

As far as I know Asian guys have mostly wonderful dicks. Thick, long and veiny, masculine yet gracile like the eccentric billionaire protagonist in a South Korean romantic drama.

They're readily offended by small dick jokes because they're on point

Implying it ever started for dickcels.

I'm so glad that I am now aware of these Asian supremacist subreddits.

Their impotent rage is so satisfying.

/r/ToxicAMWF

This sub is a response to Asian male deflection and denial that many Asian men harbor anti-black dating preferences and manifest white worshipping behavior.

Hahahah oh wow! This is amazing.

Many Asian men are the ultimate hypocrites because they turn their noses up at black women while complaining about Asian women and white women being discriminatory towards them.

Sailer's Law of Female Journalism as applied to subreddits lol

There should be more AMBF couples

God someone is v thirsty for Asian dong